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Poorly Done Movie Climaxes

Movies that had you hooked, and then ruined everything in the last few minutes.(Spoilers!!!)
Ridin' Dirty

Sunshine- Danny Boyle has made some absolute classics(28 Days Later, Trainspotting) and some absolute shit(The Beach), but when he's on, he's one of the best directors in Hollywood. That being said, Sunshine was a beautifully made, filmed, and acted sci-fi film that really captured the sense of dread and suspense it aimed for. Enter Mark Strong and his near religious-zealot-esque character.
2Year of No Light

The Departed- While the ending was riveting and shocking, it was just plain fucking ridiculous. Scorsese may have shit the bed with this one.

10 Cloverfield Lane- What started out as a pretty damn good psychological thriller ended up being a very poorly done foray into sci-fi. It's a shame this was tagged as a semi-sequel, due to the name and the image it conjures up.
Human = Garbage

The Dark Knight Rises- Many will debate this as being a good movie, and I fully understand why. The plot holes mixed in with the terrible sound quality and the inexcusable voice of Bane. This is still a quite enjoyable film if you look at it as none other than the culmination of something that WAS great. That being said, the ending is fucking ridiculous and stupid. Too many all-to-obvious plot twists and then the preposterous scene with Bruce toasting Michael Caine was almost an insult to the intelligence of the audience member.
5Into the Moat
Means By Which The End Is Justified

The Mist- Oh fucking lord. Perfectly acted mix of sci-fi, horror, and psychological/religious thriller set mostly in a grocery store that's under attack by some weird creatures. Pretty decent movie until the end, when everyone dies but Thomas Jane, only to see the military finally swoop in JUST MERE SECONDS after killing his son. I have yet to watch this movie again, and probably never will.
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