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|Worst Songs To Have Sex To|
According to Madonna's True Word, the following are the worst 30* songs to get jiggy to.
I Cum Blood
"I need a live woman to fill with my fluid A delicate girl, to mutilate, fuck and kill"
"I pissed in her maggot filled asshole"
|2||The Fresh Prince of Bel|
I'm an Asshole
Although I'm sure she'll find that out soon enough, providing she hasn't already
Stripped, Raped And Strangled
|5||Fucked With A Knife|
|6||Meat Hook Sodomy|
Read the lyrics.
"Butchery my meat hooks sharpened to penetrate
Emasculate, gouging crotches I will eat
Hung upside down, holes punctured through half chewed
Gristle, debauchery with dead bodies, turning green
Upheaveal of human entrails
Deterioration of grated genitals, dangling from the hooks
Obscene feelings deep inside me
Dislocating, separating a blood
Begin the anal grounting
Awaiting insertion, to rip out intestine
|7||Kicked In the head|
I Want You Dead
Fuck you Gently
Unless you're into that sort of thing, of course.
I Fuck The Dead
Hmm... Well, probably not?
Bleed It Out
I bleed it out, digging deeper just to throw it away, I bleed it out, digging deeper just to throw it away, I bleed it out, digging deeper just to throw it away, just to throw it away, just to throw it away, I bleed it out
Whos Your Daddy
Fuck Like a beast
I Sent A Thank You Card To The Guy Who Raped You
I Wanna Fuck A Dog In The Ass
she will find out regardless
|18||System of a Down|
Anything written by Cannibal Corpse, serously anything written by them ever ever ever
Sex, Murder, Art.
I Will Fuck Your Cunt
The Penis Song
Obsessively, compulsively, it only wants one thing: to fill your chosen orifice with ropes of pearly string..
Kiss Me I?m Shitfaced
|27||Westboro Baptist Church Choir|
The AIDS Song by Westboro Baptist Church Choir
Your Body is a Wonderland
Sounds kinda romantic until you hear the song. Probably the most perverted song ever written.
I Kill Children
Anything by Justin Bieber, Miley Cyrus, or the Jonas Brothers, If you consider that "Music"
|2, 11, 23, 28 have all been on while I had sex...thinking i'm gonna try to get laid while 30 is on next. Seeing how that'll make me a legend.|
|I think having sex to Zappa would be pretty damn hard.|
|honestly, I go and think about it...if you can't get laid with John Mayer on...stop fucking guys and go find a girl. I promise you'll get laid then...|
|if you're going to copy paste all your lists make sure the source material isn't stupid/unfunny|
|Post-rock. Wait until the climaxes of the song, I bet that'd be epic.|
|Theres nothing wrong with fucking to 8|
|Avi Buffalo - Summer Cum. |
I can only imagine the two lovers being rather creeped out by Avi's trolling lyrics. :)
|Listening to Cannibal Corpse while do any task is a bad idea...or even listening to it in general.|
|I wanna piss on you - Gigi Allen|
|list is seriously lol|
|William Ryan Key of Yellowcard replied me on Twitter. My Id @avarics . William Id @Williamryankey|
|I lost my virginity to I Kill Children|
|Needz moar SunnO)))|
|"Tenacious D- Fuck you Gently|
Dropkick Murphys- Kiss Me I'm Shitfaced man"
dunno what is wrong with these
"The Fresh Prince of Bel- Theme Song"
seriously what the hell man.
list is fucking retarded.
|Yeah, those are questionable.|
Replace them with SunnO)))
|Or maybe some Protest The Hero, Rody's voice will wrench your balls up to your bellybutton for sure. |
|Yes Spec we can all read that you made an unfunny joke no need to post it twice. |
|It wasn't a joke. It would be like having sex next to a refrigerator. |
|This post is dead|
|the spec/rabbit rivalry is bubbling over|
|I'd fuck a girl to Justin Bieber.|
|i'll even fuck bieber|
|I'm fucking Bieber right now|
|Who wouldn't fuck bieber... She's cute.|
|Please those Hanson girls are WAY CUTER than Bieber especially Taylor|
|^ BSX sighting!|
|T.s.o.l Code Blue|
|Sex to Fantômas...|
|"I bleed it out, digging deeper just to throw it away, I bleed it out, digging deeper just to throw it away, I bleed it out, digging deeper just to throw it away, just to throw it away, just to throw it away, I bleed it out"|
|list is hilarious|