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|Bruce Willis Is A Time Traveller|
After careful examination and research, it has come to my attention that the acclaimed actor Bruce Willis has the capability of time travel and exploration. It has also come to my attention Mr. Willis has not shared his findings with professionals. "No one man should have all that power", proclaimed a wise African-American philospher. I completely agree with this statement. What will Willis do with the ability to time travel. We've all seen the Butterfly Effect, we know the dangers. So what we must do is confront aforementioned Willis and reason with him to hand over the details to his time travelling methods. If he resists, we must take action! We can't be afraid to take down the Unbreakable. Let's rise up and stop this time travelling menace.
List is also song digs.
|3||Andrew Jackson Jihad|
|4||Simon and Garfunkel|
|General Douglas Macarthur was actually time travelling Bruce Willis. Fucking conspiracy. |
|Hes responsible for the death of JFK too. |
|google bruce willis and douglas macarthur. SEE THE PROOF WITH YOUR EYES. |
|Butterfly Effect is inaccurate. "Common sense" is inaccurate. Have you guys never seen Doctor Who? |
|Television is for the weak minded. I use literature to brighten my horizons in the knowledge department. I've spent countless hours in my study researching this theory. Many books on time travel and Google Images have helped me depict what is indeed a conspiracy. We must work together to stop this abomination. |
|A group of Hong Kong researchers have recently concluded that time travel is impossible because particles do not act in a way that would allow it. That, and time isn't an actual place, so how can you travel to it?|
|Or travel through it. Not like it's a tunnel. Oh, time travel is also illegal in China, so if he'd ever appear there he'd probably be thrown in jail for the rest of his life. |
|Twelve Monkeys is a dope movie|