climactic: Drug Test | Sputnikmusic

climactic 07.22.12	list is recent acquisitions also, i got an at-home drug test to see if the dilution method works. im trying it tomorrow. if i pass that, is there a chance i will still fail the real one? help is appreciated
eternium 07.22.12	You're fucked.
SgtPepper 07.22.12	Oh man, good luck with that. I mean it. I've never been in a situation like this myself, but I can imagine the stress youre going through. I hope everything works out for you.
mindleviticus 07.22.12	You really don't have much of a chance. The dillution method, from what my friend tried and failed, is like a hit-and-miss situation. You don't know how much concentration you actually have until it's too late. So if you REALLY want to pass, this by the way is a very bad idea, maybe you should use your friends urine.
Spec 07.22.12	why would a movie theatre want a drug test?
auberginedreams 07.22.12	maybe just don't smoke weed in the first place?
iambandersnatch 07.22.12	isn't weed the one that takes like a month to get out of your system or some shyte
Trebor17 07.22.12	lol aubergrine
DallyLama 07.22.12	sonic is 13? dafuq hes an even bigger fag now
climactic 07.22.12	aubergine is that a serious suggestion
Ire 07.22.12	if sonic is 13 then that's awesome cos i dont know any 13 yr olds who listen to rush and make fun of progmaster he's like 32 tho so : /
Parallels 07.22.12	maybe just don't smoke weed in the first place? [2] esp if you want to want to actually land a job.
Spec 07.22.12	isn't sonic like 17
Ovrot 07.22.12	Use fake pee you get at head shops or bring a friends pee I know tons of people that have passed that way
Spec 07.22.12	"also aubergine dude you are gay but you may have a point - if you were applying for a job shouldn't have been smokin weed" are drug tests normal for shitty jobs in the states? i mean what do they pay like $7.50 an hour?
Spec 07.22.12	that sucks canada loves weed
Spec 07.22.12	not actually though its more of a thing that everyone does and people turn the other way
mindleviticus 07.22.12	canada's the shit
Parallels 07.22.12	its 8.80 min here in OR. no sales tax. love this state
Spec 07.22.12	is that colorado?
andcas 07.22.12	You're fucked [2]
FourthReich 07.22.12	dillution method does not work if it has only been 3 days. i would count on brining a friends, or a siblings perhaps. that is quite amazing that a movie theater would ask for a urine sample in all honesty. the owner of the theater in my town is a huge fryer, and so is everyone who works there, but this is northern california...
climactic 07.22.12	minimum in NJ is 7.25. sucks. and yeah it's weird that a theater of all places would screen
Sauce 07.22.12	if you're diluting, you should take creatine supplements. some places check how diluted your piss is by measuring the concentration of creatine. they may know you just drank a ton of water unless you adjust your creatine intake appropriately.
loveisamixtape 07.22.12	nobody here really knows if you're fucked or not. I had to drug test for Best Buy before I started working there, and I had smoked every day for 4-5 months until 9 days before the test. the morning I woke up, I downed 48 ounces of water and started pissing a shit ton an hour or so before the test, and used the "midstream" trick (you piss a little in the toilet, get the middle part of your stream, and then piss the rest) and I passed. if you're small and skinny you may have a chance but if you're a fat kid then you're fucked
sixdegrees 07.22.12	jeez do they have drug tests for everything these days?
loveisamixtape 07.22.12	or if you wanna go crafty http://www.detoxforless.com/urine-test-device/whizzinator-fake-penis.aspx
tomr4 07.22.12	never been drug tested in my entire life...one of the benefits of working in the entertainment industry.
deepintheorchard 07.22.12	Don't smoke weed in the first place? ....What?
MrElmo 07.22.12	Damn they do drug tests in america?
baldymort 07.22.12	"maybe just don't smoke weed in the first place?" Really? You're gonna be that guy?
cirq 07.22.12	Fucking stoner.
fish. 07.22.12	"why would a movie theatre want a drug test?" so hard to resist cracking a batman related joke here
chambered49 07.22.12	commit suicide then u cant fail the test
Recspecs 07.22.12	Pretty sure you are fucked, dumbass.
ffs 07.22.12	i think i speak for everyone when i say smoke weed every day
Recspecs 07.22.12	Agreed ffs, but this guy makes us look mentally handicapped.
ffs 07.22.12	being mentally handicapped is what makes me look mentally handicapped
Recspecs 07.22.12	Well in that case, fuck it kick back and burn it down.
kingsoby1 07.22.12	Just bring someone elses clean urine.
bakkermaarten007 07.22.12	maybe just don't smoke weed in the first place? [3] Either way, you're screwed, particles don't leave the body within 3 days.
Pentagon 07.22.12	"Pretty sure you are fucked, dumbass." how is he a dumbass?
fish. 07.22.12	"maybe just don't smoke weed in the first place?" really though, why not?
jdennis31 07.22.12	maybe just don't smoke weed in the first place? [3] fuck 3 of ya'll so far. anyways, just cheat it man. bring someone else's piss, easy as hell and plenty of hood/white trash folk have done it successfully. pretty sure a bright man like yourself could easily pass.
Recspecs 07.22.12	"how is he a dumbass?" 1. Asking Sputnik for advice. 2. Any dumbass trying to get a job would realize they would need to stop smoking because I'm pretty sure most jobs in America require drug tests for employment. 3. Does he really think he can pass the test?
KSK1 07.22.12	I'd certainly get someone else's urine. Otherwise you're taking a big risk cause 4 days isn't quite enough time. I know people who have tried detox tea and all sorts of shit that's supposed to help but it didn't.
ILikeRepetitiveMusic 07.22.12	Fucking disgraceful they're making you take a drug test to work in a movie theatre. Don't even bother mate get a job somewhere with a bit less reefer madness. But good luck otherwise. Like Old Joe said on breaking bad the other night. PMA. Positive Mental Attitude
Recspecs 07.22.12	"Don't even bother mate get a job somewhere with a bit less reefer madness." Fuck that shit, money is money I know people that would kill for a job.
jdennis31 07.22.12	get a tech job at a hiring firm. that's how i got into my current job. they never drug tested and then cps energy never tested when i got hired on as fte
ConcubinaryCode 07.22.12	Get into a month long coma. Apply again then.
Skrapyard 07.22.12	Here's what you do - start immediately: Go out and buy some all-natural, unsweetened cranberry juice (raw, nasty tasting stuff). Dilute that with water, and squeeze some lemon into each glass. Down at least 64 ounces of the mixture per day (64 today, 64 tomorrow). Today, don't eat any sugar AT ALL. Seriously. NONE. Try to eat only salad greens and lean meat... maybe an egg or two and some fruit as well. DO NOT CONSUME ANY PRODUCTS WITH SUGAR LISTED IN THE INGREDIENTS. Drink additional water if possible. This will flush the FUCK out of your entire body, and is probably your best shot at passing without using a friend's piss.
loveisamixtape 07.22.12	not eating sugar isn't gonna do shit when all of these modern drug test base everything off of creatine levels
tvol 07.22.12	Step 1) Get job Step 2) Smoke weed. You did it wrong.
Skrapyard 07.22.12	"not eating sugar isn't gonna do shit when all of these modern drug test base everything off of creatine levels" Not eating sugar will enhance the flush.
DeafMetal 07.22.12	"Get into a month long coma. Apply again then." LOLOL
Spec 07.22.12	I'm in a room alone with thousands of dollars and no drug test. You're standing pulling ticket stubs for eight hours, drug test.
jdennis31 07.22.12	ive had 4 jobs now and the only drug test that ive ever had was for a tech support position and all it was was a cotton swab so i only had to quit for one day and burn all the skin in my mouth
Recspecs 07.22.12	Agreed.
climactic 07.22.12	so i gotta do this shit tomorrow. im leaning towards bringing in somebody else's piss, cause that seems like the only GUARANTEED method. but id really rather use my own piss. i got an at home drug test. gonna try that in a few hours
tvol 07.24.12	So how'd that end up for you?
MO 07.24.12	"2. Any dumbass trying to get a job would realize they would need to stop smoking because I'm pretty sure most jobs in America require drug tests for employment." holy shit what a cuntry
AtomicWaste 07.24.12	Well, pretty much all of this shit was debunked on Mythbusters, so, yeah, I wouldn't expect to get that job.
climactic 07.24.12	passed with somebody elses pee. in a lab. motherfuckers
MO 07.24.12	m/ hope serving retarded teens overpriced popcorn was worth it!!!
eternium 07.24.12	I just applied at Walgreens knowing that they will test me (if I get the job) and it'll be at least two weeks before I'm clean again. yolo
climactic 07.24.12	it really was pretty easy metallic, and free movies whenever i want makes up for the fact that its minimum wage
eternium 07.24.12	You can't live off of free movies.
MO 07.24.12	yea must be when you can just use someone else's piss, I'm surprised there aren't safeguards around that or something, crazy states but yea free movies is pretty dope
Recspecs 07.24.12	Hahahaha
BallsToTheWall 07.24.12	If my job had a drug test 99.9% of my employees would fail it, me being the lone exception.
climactic 07.25.12	balls, you are the .1%
Recspecs 07.25.12	Exactly why they don't drug test at Panera Bread, they would have to fire the entire workplace.
BallsToTheWall 07.25.12	I'm crazy and lively enough sober where I dont need drugs or booze. Weed and alcohol actually tones me down, not my style.
Trebor17 07.25.12	same
Gyromania 07.25.12	bring someone else's
UnnamedOcean 07.25.12	If you want it straight up, I think it's pretty fucking moronic to be smoking weed every day while you are applying for jobs.
climactic 07.25.12	wasnt really expecting to be drug tested when applying for minimum wage jobs for 17 year olds. teachers here dont even get drug tested.
combustion07 07.25.12	Substitute man. I tried what you posted in the description and still got fucked over by failing the dilution test. Better safe than sorry
climactic 07.25.12	yeah, i passed with substitution. only guaranteed way i guess
combustion07 07.25.12	Good. Dilution is a really touchy situation and much more difficult to get away with. Having some clean piss with you is never a bad idea. You may be nervous but that little time of nervousness is worth not having someone walk up to you letting you know you failed lol
Satellite 07.25.12	lol at movie theaters requiring drug tests. i've never encountered a marginally intelligent movie theater employee in my life.
andcas 07.25.12	maybe they have a bad track record of employees eating up all the food.
auberginedreams 07.25.12	"yeah, i passed with substitution. only guaranteed way i guess" except for, you know, not smoking in the first place (especially when applying for jobs). i'm pretty sure that method has a fairly high success rate.
Storm In A Teacup 07.25.12	I had better luck getting jobs when I have been smoking.
climactic 07.25.12	hope i start working soon. im planning on seeing TDKR 3 more times
ProfessorVeerappan 07.25.12	woah indeed mad weed we smoke to drug tests are pain in the ass instead of seeing the persons abilities and understanding his work is good or no what the fuck 1 has to with the evil pee pee shit tests these are but yeah got to still work haha 2 and 3 seem to be good,.
MO 07.25.12	"except for, you know, not smoking in the first place (especially when applying for jobs). i'm pretty sure that method has a fairly high success rate." we get it you're a straight edge snob, go away
Recspecs 07.25.12	we get it you're a straight edge snob, go away [2]
Spec 07.25.12	@Balls I know a dude who's like you. Just so lively that taking any substance for him would be silly.
UnnamedOcean 07.25.12	Drug testing all depends on the company you work for. Some places require it for all employees from entry level to management.
MO 07.25.12	ah thanks for the edit spec I was like wtf
Inveigh 07.25.12	"2. Any dumbass trying to get a job would realize they would need to stop smoking because I'm pretty sure most jobs in America require drug tests for employment." lol you'd be surprised at how many places don't drug test in the U.S.
Spec 07.25.12	Yeah I realized I was talking to the wrong person haha.
UnnamedOcean 07.25.12	A ton of places don't, but still, smoking weed every day expecting not to get tested is not forward thinking.
Recspecs 07.25.12	"lol you'd be surprised at how many places don't drug test in the U.S." Okay let me clarify, most places in Georgia require a preliminary drug and sometimes an alcohol test.
Inveigh 07.25.12	I mean I don't know how it works with retail/hourly type jobs, but in the space that I work in most companies don't drug test unless there is a specific reason to (i.e. Navistar drug tests because they have Department of Defense contracts)
Spec 07.25.12	if they drug test my work, half the staff will get fired.
Recspecs 07.25.12	Yeah pretty much every retail/hourly job has a tox screen.
fish. 07.25.12	"sometimes an alcohol test." wait what
Recspecs 07.25.12	"wait what" Yeah my friend went to apply as a cashier at a Walgreens (assuming you know what that is) and he had to take a drug/alcohol test.
Spec 07.25.12	Fucking lol.
Storm In A Teacup 07.25.12	Apple doesn't drug test and if they do they want to help you not can you.
ProfessorVeerappan 07.26.12	woah smoke dont smoke getting a job is the challenge good pay and no weed is no deal smoke all day all nigh simply who wants to fucking work