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|Recapping The Greatest Night In Kakariko's History|
oh what a night man, all my bro's out two nights in a row...
And to top it all off, I got up this morning feelin fresh and got everything
I needed to do, all done bro! Even got the girl's birthday presents bought
a month early!
Top 20 Party Guests From Last Night, including the jams that were
played, okay here we go!
Neymar my dawg what the fack are you doing anywhere near Hyrule? Anyway man
you were the best last night, what a class guy!
|2||Fabrizio De Andre|
Storia di un Impiegato
Dampe - man two nights on the bounce you killed it! Gotta get you on the
dancefloor next time tho mah dude! You certainly the best undertaker round here,
spitting up lyrics that make the moon come crashin down!
Happy Mask Salesman - you finally got me my Keaton Mask bro! You seemed happy
and smiling all night which is good to see, but some of the Kokiri girls aint too fond
off you looking over at them brah! Keep yourself under control, I know how they
can get! Hit me up bro!
|4||Dark Time Sunshine|
Mick Foley - WTF?? You kept coming in and out of town dressed up in a different
garb each time, I liked it tho man. Keepin it fresh and always hardocre, you legend!
|5||Godspeed You! Black Emperor|
'Allelujah! Don't Bend! Ascend!
Bongo Bongo - Keeping it fresh and up to date with the newest shit! No solo set
this time round but you still oozed cool and had all the gals excited with your big
throbbing 'hands'. Practice safe drumming mah man! You sir, are a boss!
Saria - you were more reserved than last time girl, whaddup with that?!?! I know
your boy was watching but still, come up and say hello yeah? Thanks for bringing
your crew though bbe!
Link the Goron - reppin fresh tunes and even fresher threads, selling that shit you
bringing though man, can't say I approve bro, gonna have to talk to Darunia cos
you one bad ass Goron niggah! Keep your head up though man, thanks for keepin
tha Gerudo out again tho pal, you still a bro!
Slanted and Enchanted
Arshavin - yes man you fit right in with the pixies and otherworldies of the Hyrule
universe, you so small and quiet, chill out with gettin involved with Neymar though
borsef, he a bad news bear ya hear?
Ruto - the night felt flat til you got here with your Zora guards, you add a sparkle
to the room that improves all kinds of shit, nice little set at the end too girl. Playing
some classic stuff!
|10||Dillinger Escape Plan|
Skull Kid - man you off tha wall! Like just totally crazayyy!!! Love you bro, fuckin
duuuude made my night!
You Got My Mind Messed Up
Malon - you acted funny with me all night, what was all that about, bet it's that
fuckin fiary kid been givin you the smooth talk! Unlikely, cos he never says a thing,
but me and Midna been talking and we think he's bad news girl, or maybe its just
me being jealous but I miss you!
Darunia - you are an icon and my main niggah! That hot spring idea you brought
down was just class and madd everyone's night, take my triforce shards and do
that funky dance my brother!
Rauru - nobody said it was fancy dress brah, why you come lookin like Lee Marvin in
Paint Your Wagon>?? Never mind boss, you killed it tonight and you will forever,
bring your warm clothes for the domain bash tho bro!! gonna be a chilly one and we
need your breakdancin skills to livin up the party when people get too frozen to do
shit... love you man, even if i know nothin of your work... fuck.in.ledge.end!
Midna - we gotta keep catchin up and discussing shit girl! Next party, Zora's
domain, we'll smash it yeah?? Fuckin bring your niggahs from the other realm and
we can boss it!!! Take my rupees and set it up!
Tetra - i wanna be the king of your castle ma'am... is that going to be possible, my
girl is acting funny even tho i bought her stuff so please take me in, i wont try
nothin fan, cos you may go into high and mighty mode and stop my parties :(
CM Punk - you really are the best ain't you? Putting those bitches to sleep like its
goin outta fashion! You legend! Playing that ocarina like a boss and bringing two
fucking Hylian Loaches, how da fuck you get that. shiiit, and you brought beer for
everyone else, what a sport, ladies and gentleman, the true champ was here!
Itchy and Scratchy - you brought the lemonade, you are our best friends! You aint
ever going back to your home planet brothers, you can stay in the castle!
Lil B - holy shit you came and exploded on the scene! What a surprise, climbing out
the well like a boss and winning the night, who tha fuck booked you, who cares you
were immense! Thank you Based Lord, love you long time, like totally homo! Bitch
slapping Tingle will live with us all forever bro!
Buzz Lightyear - bro you fallin with style all over these chicks, and they better for
it I believe! Copper wiring, light beer, helmet wearing space ranger, you iconci
motherfuckaaa! Based Buzz! We are all your toys! To Infinity and Beyond Beyond
Guru Guru - bro, you make it rain so whats not to love about you, adding all that
meloncholy atomsphere at the start with all your tetchyness, to then being 'The
Man' by the end? You dastardly, damn sweet bro, top 5 motherfucker of all time!
|Are u stoned when u make these lists? Lol|
|I'm guessing I am lol. Nah man just got an imagination that is a little too surreal.|
|List tells me three things: you're a fan of Zelda, a WWE mark, and a terrible comedy writer.|
|Thats all good things right? And who's writing comedy?? and what about the music maaan?|
|Music is all over the place. I only care about 5 and 16.|
Also, push Justin Gabriel.
|I will say your lists are making me want to play Zelda.|
|Return - push Drew McIntyre also! and yeah I was just thinking of putting random shit on all my lists. New Godspeed is amazing however!|
Atari - get playing it then, I'm helping the girlfriend on Wind Waker as I type!
|Agreed with pushing Drew. And for the love of the fictional sky dweller, de-push Sheamus!|
|deffo depush Sheamus, Barrett should be where he is now, without the face turn! Ziggler = the next HBK|
|Dunno why smarks shit on Cena for having 5 moves but are OK with Sheamus having 3.|
I like Ziggler. I would also like to see Koffi properly pushed. Barrett can fuck off.
|Lil b? :S|
|You seen any Dean Ambrose? I'd like to see him pushed heavy when hes brought up! And I dont rate this Ryback push at all!|
And yeah Sniff - Lil B, suck it in!
|Dis is to much. Must work out and jerk off|
|No I don't follow the product at all these days. Heard good things though.|
Ryback = Goldberg.
|you still never explained how i was a terrible comedy writer :P|
|But on the other hand. You got Fantomas on here|
|see, something for everyone brah! enjoy the show..|
|Wait, Fantomas? Where?!|
And your style of comedy doesn't gel with me, didn't make me laugh. You try a bit too hard. Even though your impression of a bro is spot-on, pretty much.
|I can be very bill hicks too I just don't like to boast ;)|