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Movie Quotes 3

I think I did 2 of these lists already, oh well, anyway, this time I'm doing 5 great quotes from three quotable movies and one tv show, if you know these you are cool
1The Smiths
Hatful of Hollow

That's for John Lennon, you Yankee fuckin' cunt!
2A Wilhelm Scream

An Uzi? I'm not from South Central Los fucking Angeles. I didn't come here to shoot
twenty black ten year olds in a drive-by. I want a normal gun for a normal person.
Turf Wars

Jimmy: There?s gonna be a war between the blacks and between the whites. You
ain?t even gonna need a uniform no more. This ain?t gonna be a war where you
pick your side. Your side?s already picked for you.
Ray: And I know whose side I?m fighting on. I?m fighting with the blacks. The
whites are gonna get their heads kicked in!
Jimmy: You don?t decide this shit, man.
Ray: Well, who are the half-castes gonna fight with?
Jimmy: The blacks, man. That?s obvious.
Ray: But what about the Pakistanis?
Jimmy: The blacks.
Ray: What about? Think of a hard one. What about the Vietnamese?
Jimmy: The blacks!
Ray: Well, I?m definitely fighting with the blacks if they?ve got the Vietnamese. So,
hang on. Would all of the white midgets in the world be fighting against all the black
midgets in the world?
Jimmy: Yeah.
Ray: That would make a good film!
4David Bowie
Station To Station

You're an inanimate fucking object!
5 Sabrepulse
First Crush EP

A lot of midgets tend to kill themselves. A disproportionate amount, actually. Hervé
Villechaize off of Fantasy Island. I think somebody from the Time Bandits did. I
suppose they must get really sad about like... being really little and that... people
looking at them, laughing at them, calling them names. You know, "short arse".
There's another famous midget. I miss him but I can't remember. It's not the R2D2
man; no, he's still going. I hope your midget doesn't kill himself. Your dream
sequence will be fucked.
6Park Jefferson
Park Jefferson

If you leave me now, in the next life you will be my sworn enemy. And I will show
you no mercy.
7Moving Mountains
Moving Mountains

I am a writer, a doctor, a nuclear physicist and a theoretical philosopher. But above
all, I am a man, a hopelessly inquisitive man, just like you.

You're the bravest girl I've ever met. Now stick it back in, it fell out.
9Protest The Hero

You're acting aggressive because you drink too much alcohol.
10The Mountain Goats
The Sunset Tree

Your fear of capture and imprisonment is from millions of years ago. You are not
there. You are asleep.
I Do Perceive

Laura: Does it concern you that your daughter's just run away from home? walt:
That's a loaded question.

Laura: We women are emotional. Suzy: I hate you.
13Run The Jewels
Run The Jewels

Suzy: I always wished I was an orphan. Most of my favorite characters are. I think
your lives are more special. Sam: I love you, but you don't know what you're
talking about.
14Hop Along
Get Disowned

I don't like the snappy attitude. This is the most important decision you've made in
your lives. Now go over by the trampoline and talk it through before you give me
another quick answer
The Vitality Theory

Sam: Why do you consider me your enemy? Redford: Because your girlfriend
stabbed me in the back with lefty scissors. Sam: She's my wife now. Redford:
Jane Doe

Please select mode of death: quick and painless, or slow and horrible. Yes I'd like
to make a collect call. You have selected: slow and painful
17Nobuo Uematsu
Final Fantasy IX: Original Soundtrack

When will that be? Soon enough. That's not soon enough.
Nothing Was The Same

They?re like sex, except I?m having it!
This is How The Wind Shifts

LEELA: Impressive. They're busting mad rhymes with an 80% success rate.
BENDER: I believe that qualifies as ill. At least from a technical standpoint.
20 The Velvet Underground
The Velvet Underground and Nico

Hey the Beastie Boys! I love you guys, I had all 5 of your albums in the 20th
century. Beastie Boys: Hey it's the 31st century, we have 6 albums now.
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