balcaen
04.26.12 | pls help |
Hyperion1001
04.26.12 | call wylie hell show you a good time |
Hep Kat
04.26.12 | i smoke weed |
tarkus
04.26.12 | i too smoke weed |
BallsToTheWall
04.26.12 | I'm in Ft Lauderdale yo. Or near it. Amidst all the superficial club steroid botox bullshit Ft Lauderdale has great food, beaches and whatnot. |
surprisefriend
04.26.12 | can you please get her pregnant balls |
klap
04.26.12 | the harry potter theme park is in orlando which is a significant drive from ft lauderdale just a heads up |
BallsToTheWall
04.26.12 | Klap I went to that as soon as it opened. It was awesome and the worst day of my life. The sun and the waits were brutal. |
balcaen
04.26.12 | everyone smokes weed. i will soon learn this i think
also i already conned my dad into going so that's taken care of, i think. we were originally going to disneyworld so i figure it isn't that different
HP theme park is going to be lulz though because my grandmother is coming too and she thinks harry potter is the devil. |
Apollo
04.26.12 | the fact no one has mentioned her great tits is surprising (they are indeed great btw) |
BallsToTheWall
04.26.12 | So wait..this is a grad night? Funny because now grad night I believe has been nixed in Florida. |
balcaen
04.26.12 | No one around here really likes to kiss my ass anymore so that might be why |
Hyperion1001
04.26.12 | my tits are great how come no one ever compliments them huh?
cunts |
balcaen
04.26.12 | "So wait..this is a grad night? Funny because now grad night I believe has been nixed in Florida."
What the fuck is grad night? I'm going on a family vacation because my parents are practically paying for me to go. |
Trebor17
04.26.12 | I wanna go to fucking Disneyworld, I heard it's better than Disneyland |
tarkus
04.26.12 | i went to disneyworld like every year up until when i was 5 or 6
it was cool |
eternium
04.26.12 | Start a death metal band. Smoke weed. |
Apollo
04.26.12 | so you're parents are rich tarkus? |
Trebor17
04.26.12 | Rich Tarkus sounds like a badass name |
tarkus
04.26.12 | no my dad used to get discounted tickets through work or some bullshit like that
i mean we're well off and everything but not rich |
klap
04.26.12 | disneyworld sucks, go to islands of adventure if you're coming to orlando. superior rides and harry potter theme park is actually just a part of islands of adventure (i.e., you can't buy a ticket for just harry potter, it's a segment of islands of adventure) |
balcaen
04.26.12 | "Are we related? Cuz my Grandmother thinks the exact same thing"
Is your name Liam, Jovien, Kieran, Blaise or Julian? If not, then no. It's just uber-catholic grandma syndrome |
Trebor17
04.26.12 | Having an atheist grandma rules |
BallsToTheWall
04.26.12 | What the fuck is grad night? I'm going on a family vacation because my parents are practically paying for me to go.
LOL I assumed you were graduating from high school. |
tarkus
04.26.12 | didnt you smoke her weed too once or were you just saying that |
balcaen
04.26.12 | "LOL I assumed you were graduating from high school."
LOL, I'm about to turn 20 bro |
ZombieParty
04.26.12 | Miami and get drunk |
ZombieParty
04.26.12 | Also Everglades and look at some Crocodiles |
Relinquished
04.26.12 | well if you had time to go to the biscayne and little haiti area you could go see Magrudergrind on Saturday |
BallsToTheWall
04.26.12 | Miami Metro Zoo is a great time. Ft Lauderdale has alot of great restaurants by the beach along with a lot of skanks and douchebags. |
Xenophanes
04.26.12 | Wait you're in high school? |
Relinquished
04.26.12 | there's really nothing to do in florida except beach tan get drunk and some nice restaurants get drunk smoke beach tan get drunk |
balcaen
04.26.12 | Sick. Zoos are awesome. Anyone ever been to the Museum of Discovery and Science? kind of interested. |
balcaen
04.26.12 | "Wait you're in high school?"
No, I'm turning 20 soon. Took a year off after graduation and now I just finished my first year of uni. |
BallsToTheWall
04.26.12 | Nah wanted to though. There's also a sick Imax theater in downtown Ft Lauddy that is worth going to at least once. Lacuna Coil is coming there Monday so stoked to bro out and mosh to their punishing brand of war metal. |
eternium
04.26.12 | Magrudergrind is great to see. |
Relinquished
04.26.12 | man go to magrudergrind/cellgraft/gorilla pussy show
the museum is great, that gravity clock is badass. |
balcaen
04.26.12 | "Lacuna Coil is coming there Monday so stoked to bro out and mosh to their punishing brand of war metal."
That would actually be something I could plausibly do if I liked Lacuna Coil enough. Assume that show isn't sold out even. |
WeepingBanana
04.26.12 | aaaaand john hanson just creamed his pants |
Hep Kat
04.26.12 | teenagers suck |
BallsToTheWall
04.26.12 | broseidon.....sunday, me you hanson should hit up west palm drink some beer and hail satan. |
balcaen
04.26.12 | I'm not 21 bro.
FUUUUUUU that's actually the shitty part of being in the states in two days. |
Hep Kat
04.26.12 | florida sucks |
BallsToTheWall
04.26.12 | my 18 year old neighbor uses my spare id id regularly and works for him, im selling it to him for $50. I ordered drinks wearing a giraffe mask, nobody gives a fuck. |
Trebor17
04.26.12 | Balls always has the best stories
|
balcaen
04.26.12 | "florida sucks"
yeah not my choice
Balls, stage a kidnapping. Sounds like a plan. |
Recspecs
04.26.12 | Are you planning on driving? Because if so you should stop in Georgia and I could show you true BLACK metal ;) |
Recspecs
04.26.12 | Worth a shot. |
Recspecs
04.26.12 | Goddammit Cole. |
someguest
04.26.12 | yo i'm 20 and i'm |
Apollo
04.26.12 | dear god |
Recspecs
04.26.12 | Sup satty |
Apollo
04.26.12 | oh yeah I forgot we are the same person |
BallsToTheWall
04.26.12 | well blast some wu-tang, smoke out in the parking lot of a hippie bar, drink some kava , hail cthulhu, etc. |
Recspecs
04.26.12 | Can't forget mandatory midnight Waffle House. |
BallsToTheWall
04.26.12 | My nigga. |
Relinquished
04.26.12 | m/ |
Recspecs
04.26.12 | Two originals with onions and pickles and a triple hashbrown covered with a sweet tea OMG |
Relinquished
04.26.12 | lol if you guys really wanted to, brokencyde is at ft. lauddy on sunday |
BallsToTheWall
04.26.12 | I haven't been in a fight in quite some time, i'm kind of itching for a one sided brawl. Yes...Brokencyde on sunday it is. |
Recspecs
04.26.12 | Relinquished you faggot you would know their tour schedule. |
eternium
04.26.12 | Or he knows how to use Google. |
Relinquished
04.26.12 | you know how I found out
last.fm, bitch. I use it everytime I'm down there |
someguest
04.26.12 | I really hate you guys. |
Recspecs
04.26.12 | Back to reality. |
Apollo
04.26.12 | they all probably hate you too so it evens out someguest |
balcaen
04.26.12 | yeah, do people like someguest? |
Apollo
04.26.12 | he's grown on me
like a tumour on a testicle |
BallsToTheWall
04.26.12 | I don't hate anyone...except fat people. |
Hyperion1001
04.26.12 | no one likes someguest |
someguest
04.26.12 | I’d been running away for so long
When I finally caught myself
There wasn’t much left.
The script’s last page is blank
And the medicine is gone. |
Hyperion1001
04.26.12 | he has had competition lately for worst user on the site though |
surprisefriend
04.26.12 | fox why arent you ever on steam anymore faggot |
Recspecs
04.26.12 | he has had competition lately for worst user on the site though [2]
someguest is my crystal meth dealer, so yes I like him. |
someguest
04.26.12 | shit's getting old |
Recspecs
04.26.12 | Haha love ya dumbguest. |
balcaen
04.26.12 | thread is getting old. I now have stuff to do in Florida and none of them are Hanson. |
BallsToTheWall
04.26.12 | I'm sorry to hear that. |
WeepingBanana
04.26.12 | Hanson's a pretty good lay tbh |
balcaen
04.26.12 | idk pitchfork game him 4/10 |
surprisefriend
04.26.12 | ok sweet feller |
DeafMetal
04.27.12 | congrats on that job 420666 |
Hyperion1001
04.27.12 | 421667 |
DeafMetal
04.27.12 | ordering a glass blunt right now |
jdennis31
04.27.12 | ^huh? is that just like a chillum? |
DotEight
04.27.12 | No it's literally a glass blunt you fill with weed, with a slide you can push closer and closer in as the weed burns. |
mozambique
04.27.12 | since we're on the topic, does anyone have any good recommendations for vaporizers? |
WeepingBanana
04.27.12 | i wish i was rich enough to buy cool pieces. I have 1 fairly small bowl and another slightly larger bowl with a huge ass crack at the mouthpiece |
jdennis31
04.27.12 | @doteight that's pretty cool, don't think i've ever seen one of those? @ mozambique dunno if you want one of those heavy duty ones or like a portable one, but i've heard nothing but good things about the magic flight launch box, or something like that |
DotEight
04.27.12 | "since we're on the topic, does anyone have any good recommendations for vaporizers?"
Volcano. Very, very expensive. But so worth it. |
jdennis31
04.27.12 | man, i've wanted a volcano soooo bad ever since watching 'super high me' |
Hep Kat
04.27.12 | the only vape i have is a launch box. i barely use it, but it's pretty sw8 |
balcaen
04.27.12 | My sister and I pitched for a volcano a few years back. It was fucking worth it, only one of hour inhale bags ripped and neither of us have been unlazy enough to go get a replacement considering neither of us smoke that much weed. |
jdennis31
04.27.12 | that's cool. i don't think i could work in a head shop, i can never leave those places without buying something -_- |
balcaen
04.27.12 | Haha, yeah. I think they hired me for the fact that I don't appear to be anywhere near a grade C stoner, also it looks like only cute girls work there. word. |
Hep Kat
04.27.12 | so why did they hire you?
u c wht i did thar |
Inveigh
04.27.12 | boom, roasted |
Hep Kat
04.27.12 | she left herself wide open, i couldn't resist
"fuck it, wolf gang" |
balcaen
04.27.12 | Hep Kat
a worthy adversary |
Inveigh
04.27.12 | I used to be a hardcore, 5-7 times a day smoker
then I got old |
Drsmith4
04.27.12 | do they have waffle houses in Canada? |
Satellite
04.27.12 | "Well, a Ft. rLauderdale (I'm a senior)"
ft. lauderdale is full of seniors |
Satellite
04.27.12 | oh wait nvm, i thought you were saying you're a senior in hs or some shit. i'll see myself out. |
BallsToTheWall
04.27.12 | (slaps knee) Legit knee slapper Kat. |
BallsToTheWall
04.27.12 | ft. lauderdale is full of seniors
and bros, hoes and guidos. |
balcaen
04.27.12 | Shit, man I'm just some Canadian chick who likes experimental shit where do I fit in |
DeafMetal
04.27.12 | "since we're on the topic, does anyone have any good recommendations for vaporizers?"
http://www.vaporgenie.com/Metal.html
haven't tried the coil yet but i hear that it's awesome. i know for a fact that the original genies work quite well too |
BallsToTheWall
04.27.12 | We should fist pump to some house music.
And also, go in with the expectations that you won't fit in. Ive been here 20 full years and 3 on/off and I still don't fit in. No fucks given..... Enjoy the restaurants and scenery and drive safe, we have the worst drivers |
