balcaen: shit metal chicks say

balcaen 02.19.12	sup
foreverjohndeered 02.19.12	hey baby
someguest 02.19.12	is this personal or
Urinetrouble 02.19.12	excellent list. I know five people like this. They're all fat
balcaen 02.19.12	inspired from chicks i've met and complaints from guys who try and date them.
KILL 02.19.12	we dont have metal chicks in my city i wish we did i am so lonely right now the pain inside
StrangerofSorts 02.19.12	Shit metal guys say: m/ nothing else. just m/
someguest 02.19.12	fact: KILL has longer hair than all the girls in his neighborhood
ASnideRemark 02.19.12	I laughed hard
balcaen 02.19.12	last night we concluded that ovrot has longer hair that i do. kind of disheartening
Hep Kat 02.19.12	curious pairing of sonata arctica and statement "i'm just one of the guys"
redskyformiles 02.19.12	Eaten Back To Life + "I'm bisexual" = I c wat u did ther
KILL 02.19.12	thats actually true someguest but chicks dig it no lie theyre all like hehe wow your hair is longer than mine!! 5 mins later my dick in their ass
Urinetrouble 02.19.12	m/
someguest 02.19.12	do you make them suck it afterwards I do
balcaen 02.19.12	"5 mins later my dick in their ass" LOL
BallsToTheWall 02.19.12	I can only imagine how much tail Jon Haugmn gets with his sleek beautiful mane. When I saw Agalloch my eyes were directed to Jon's hair, it was so god damn entrancing.
someguest 02.19.12	yeah fuck angels, we have haugmn's hair
VisionsFromTheDarkSide 02.19.12	The sad thing is my girlfriend says some of these things
Urinetrouble 02.19.12	what metal chicks really say-"I'm fucking my dad's asshole"
wacknizzle 02.19.12	lol, this list is very true and most girls like this aren't very good looking.
someguest 02.19.12	"The sad thing is my girlfriend says some of these things" yeah ok stud
Hyperion1001 02.19.12	metal chicks are usually all fucking insane just fuck the hipster girls they are usually pretty hot and you can namedrop sweet internet bands and get easy vag
someguest 02.19.12	fucked a girl into liturgy last week she was pretty lifeless
Hyperion1001 02.19.12	you have never seen a vagina you post fucking poetry on the internet
Tyrannic 02.19.12	i've heard differently worded versions of like 4 of these. lmao well done
balcaen 02.19.12	i'm lucky there are few women on this site for this list to offend. heh.
someguest 02.19.12	uh just ask rasputin how much pussy poets get you cumwad
Fluttertrank 02.19.12	Stooma gets all the pussy anyways
BallsToTheWall 02.19.12	Stooma gets all the pussy anyways Yeah those piglets are wet.
Hep Kat 02.19.12	fluttertrank youre even gayer than kripes
Fluttertrank 02.19.12	Hep Kat you're just mad that your not stooma.
Urinetrouble 02.19.12	Monogrim gets a ton more pussy than any band
Tyrannic 02.19.12	lol wait just got 15 lmaooo
someguest 02.19.12	balcaen next time i'm in canada we'll go on a date ok and i'll treat you terribly
Hep Kat 02.19.12	someguest is a womanizer, womanizer, womanizer boy dont try to front
balcaen 02.19.12	"balcaen next time i'm in canada we'll go on a date ok and i'll treat you terribly" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gvdf5n-zI14
someguest 02.19.12	should be apparent
Yazz_Flute 02.19.12	fat chicks
Hyperion1001 02.19.12	someguest gets rejected even on then internet wow
someguest 02.19.12	wasn't the first time
Emim 02.19.12	shit metal chicks say: "I only like girls."
Tyrael 02.19.12	i love you
Recspecs 02.19.12	Yoooo dumbguest just got shut down. As usual haha what a cumguest. I know a girl that likes August Burns Red. Does that qualify?
Trebor17 02.19.12	yeah
Hyperion1001 02.19.12	no it doesnt
balcaen 02.19.12	does she exclusively like august burns red? that's kind of weird. metalcore girls would require their own list imo
Trebor17 02.19.12	metalcore girls don't have coherent thoughts
TheVoiceAndTheSnake 02.19.12	#16 "I'm a satanist"
Recspecs 02.19.12	She also likes Asking Alexandria, The Devil Wears Prada, We Came As Romans.....you get the idea. Shit metalcore girls say: "That breakdown made me wet." or "AfterTheBreakdown/Pharoh are the smartest users on this site."
Adabelle 02.19.12	Excellent list [2]
chambered69 02.19.12	who fucking cares
Hyperion1001 02.19.12	ha ha ha
UnnamedOcean 02.19.12	"I'm bisexual" Don't all girls say that?
DarthMann 02.19.12	balc are you hot
Hyperion1001 02.19.12	she is doable yes
DarthMann 02.19.12	how old is she
chambered69 02.19.12	if shes on a fucking music internet site shes prob ugly as fuck only hot bitches be dem hos and sluts fuck you
DarthMann 02.19.12	and someone link me facebook
DarthMann 02.19.12	ill be the judge of that
Hyperion1001 02.19.12	she actually is kinda cute sam would do
DarthMann 02.19.12	answer me hyp age and facebook yeah sams a fag lol
Hyperion1001 02.19.12	well she is legal thankfully but i wont link her fb cause im a classy guy
DarthMann 02.19.12	oh dw if shes over 18 dsm
balcaen 02.19.12	i'm 12 and my face looks like this http://i41.tinypic.com/1iel51.jpg
TheVoiceAndTheSnake 02.19.12	yea she's hot, but she talks like a nerdy boy that discovered his first boner
balcaen 02.19.12	"yea she's hot, but she talks like a nerdy boy that discovered his first boner" &do you want meeeeee to post girlier things? idk what i'm doing wrongggggg
DarthMann 02.19.12	ill just go to the faces of sputnik thread
DarthMann 02.19.12	yeah talk like a girl its more attractive
balcaen 02.19.12	it is physically taxing to my brain holy shit
DarthMann 02.19.12	talk like this: like my photo for a rate guys :) xoxoxox
Relinquished 02.19.12	not gonna lie my wife says/used to say some of these
someguest 02.19.12	"yea she's hot, but she talks like a nerdy boy that discovered his first boner" lmfao perfect description
Skrapyard 02.19.12	Not sure how to feel about this list. I think it's accurate to some extent, but more than anything else just points to the awful gender dynamics within metal as a subculture. Thankfully I've never had to deal personally with such problems... but I am much luckier than most. And by luckier I mean better. Also, balc looks shockingly similar to a woman who used to go to my college. Weird.
ReturnOfTheDnor 02.19.12	"fucked a girl into liturgy last week she was pretty lifeless" I fucked a girl who was into Neurosis. The sex was boring, took forever, and every time I thought it was going to get better, it just kind of put me to sleep instead.
someguest 02.19.12	finally someone with a sense of humor sometimes I think everyone here is an NPC
ReturnOfTheDnor 02.19.12	Time is Money FRIEND!
balcaen 02.19.12	"Also, balc looks shockingly similar to a woman who used to go to my college. Weird." SHOCKING!
someguest 02.19.12	yeah we all know balc could never get into college
balcaen 02.19.12	"yeah we all know balc could never get into college" yeah, my parents wouldn't allow it. that's why i currently attend university.
ITsHxCTOASTER 02.19.12	I have never actually encountered a metal chick, just the girls that are all "Yeah I'm totally into metal! Check this out" -plays A Day To Remember-
someguest 02.19.12	chicks that like disturbed are hot wish my dad was a pharm rep
Shuyin 02.19.12	"i'm bisexual" im down with that
Acanthus 02.19.12	List sounds pretty accurate.
Recspecs 02.19.12	Dnor I'm about to make my move, watch.
iambandersnatch 02.19.12	I could act like I'm too good for it but honestly it'd be pretty hot if my gf said 8. tats on a hot chick are what's up
Acanthus 02.19.12	"I could act like I'm too good for it but honestly it'd be pretty hot if my gf said 8. tats on a hot chick are what's up" My gf is looking into alt modeling
Relinquished 02.19.12	"I fucked a girl who was into Neurosis. The sex was boring, took forever, and every time I thought it was going to get better, it just kind of put me to sleep instead." well mine loves Neurosis and she's wild as shit when the heavy part of Locust Star come in. you just had a bad lay.
ChuckyTruant 02.19.12	Hahaha
Vesper 02.19.12	"i'm lucky there are few women on this site for this list to offend. heh." ohai martine
Relinquished 02.19.12	"My gf is looking into alt modeling" she could model my alts
Maniac! 02.19.12	balcaen I think you still have my fishnets
balcaen 02.19.12	"ohai martine" i thought you'd show up to this party are u offend tho
Maniac! 02.19.12	I want my fishnets back
Acanthus 02.19.12	"she could model my alts" True but she has kids, fair warning.
Relinquished 02.19.12	wasn't a sexual reference but lol
balcaen 02.19.12	"I want my fishnets back" this is for your own good.
Vesper 02.19.12	"i thought you'd show up to this party are u offend tho" no i am not offend On a serious note, it's worth pointing out female chauvinism, which is pretty common among female metalheads, unfortunately... (Women who put down other women to make themselves look good - in front of men - are pretty dumb.)
andcas 02.19.12	"I'm not a fan of showering"
Relinquished 02.19.12	yeah and in front of your average metalhead man
balcaen 02.19.12	the internalized misogyny within the metal or even indie community is kind of what i was getting at really, in an ironic roundabout way where i made fun of other women. it's fucking sad though, most girls i've tried to talk to at shows or girls that just claim to like metal in general give off this sort of outsider complex vibe :/
Recspecs 02.19.12	Wouldn't 6 be a bit........metalcore?
Maniac! 02.19.12	"this is for your own good." This is what happens WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS
balcaen 02.19.12	"Wouldn't 6 be a bit........metalcore?" RED CORPSE PAINT
Yuma310 02.19.12	15 and 13 hard.
Recspecs 02.19.12	"RED CORPSE PAINT" OHHHHHHHHH damn, you see I'm not metal enough to get with balc or Vesper.
Maniac! 02.19.12	"RED CORPSE PAINT" Oh my fucking god lol. We need to hang out
Yuma310 02.19.12	14 is essentially most girls in my area.
balcaen 02.19.12	"14 is essentially most girls in my area." i think this issue extends past metal chicks really
Recspecs 02.19.12	Dude Maciac how was tinychat after I left you guys
andcas 02.19.12	some girls only act bi when it'll give them attention.
AsoTamaki 02.19.12	Is 6 an actual quote? I mean, lol. 12 is definitely something that they all say and want to be true. But it never really is.
Vesper 02.19.12	Yeah, I totally got that from your list, haha. It's definitely a problem in much more than metal women, though. Take, for instance, women who claimed they are 'not like other girls' on Valentine's Day. :P Also, people who say this - "i'm a sociopath" - are probably also the same asshats that claim to relate to Dexter Morgan.
balcaen 02.19.12	when i published the list there was nothing at 6 so i just made up some bullshit real quick. but seriously, do YOU bleed profusely for 3-5 days like it's nothing? nuh uh, that shit is m/ but yeah, lol. girls who claim to only have completely platonic male friends
Vesper 02.19.12	I don't know how you didn't think to put the Deicide album for the period quote.
balcaen 02.19.12	HHOHOHOHO YOU BET YOUR ASS I JUST FIXED THAT
Maniac! 02.19.12	disturbingly brilliant
Vesper 02.19.12	someone wake jesus up he's getting menstrual blood all over his sheets
Xenophanes 02.19.12	Girls don't like m/ its a Proven fact
ohfoxxxycole 02.19.12	i am not an npc
ohfoxxxycole 02.19.12	sup balc ;)
balcaen 02.19.12	"Girls don't like m/ its a Proven fact" i'll cut you
Maniac! 02.19.12	while wearing her pikachu ears and listening to homemade industrial drone
Fluttertrank 02.19.12	There is another thing metal chicks say "i'll cut you"
balcaen 02.19.12	"There is another thing metal chicks say "i'll cut you"" do they really, though? i guess they're kind of serious though. i wouldn't cut xenophanes as i am fond of him. i only really threaten to cut people i am fond of.
AngelofDeath 02.19.12	KILL is my hero.
BallsToTheWall 02.19.12	"Girls don't like m/ its a Proven fact" False.... they listen to Nightwish and Epica.
balcaen 02.19.12	KILL can be your hero baby KILL can kill away the pain KILL will stand by you forever KILL can take your breath away
andcas 02.19.12	mistress juylia on fuse was hot. too bad she sold out.
jayfatha 02.19.12	m/
BallsToTheWall 02.19.12	Just the word mistress just gives me a raging boner.
AngelofDeath 02.19.12	"mistress juylia on fuse was hot. too bad she sold out." Eh, she was ok looking. "KILL can be your hero baby KILL can kill away the pain KILL will stand by you forever KILL can take your breath away" Nice work channeling Bailar.
fsharptrit0ne 02.19.12	they all seem to love a clockwork orange
AngelofDeath 02.19.12	shit metal chicks say: "We want Angel and his body." what I say: "Bitch, have you even heard Sump?"
andcas 02.19.12	I want a metal chick who can cook and is in a band. that'd be marta.
AngelofDeath 02.19.12	What does Atlanta's public transit system have to do with anything?
Trebor17 02.19.12	shit my dad says starring william shatner
balcaen 02.19.12	"Bitch, have you even heard Sump?" whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSr49hnwU7I high standards
AngelofDeath 02.19.12	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wQ5iFQv1KaE Quality over quantity.
andcas 02.19.12	if balc was truly a metal chick she would've used a metalocalypse clip.
someguest 02.19.12	most metal chicks fail at one crucial point knowing when to shut the fuck up
AngelofDeath 02.19.12	I'm glad you put 5 because if a woman likes Mayhem, chances are it's going to be one of their shitty albums. If you like DMDS as much as I do, you might be marriage material.
Vesper 02.19.12	"most metal chicks fail at one crucial point knowing when to shut the fuck up" http://youtu.be/kWIFpAWnnhU
andcas 02.19.12	married on the basis of musical taste. divorce rate declines...not.
someguest 02.19.12	as I've said over and over on this site, I don't click links if you can't express what you need to say with words that's your problem
Vesper 02.19.12	Oh, sorry, I don't pay attention to things you're saying. Never got around to making that graph for you, because I stopped caring... It was actually directed towards andcas, anyway.
AsoTamaki 02.19.12	I click links sometimes, but I draw the line at having to copy and paste them.
Trebor17 02.19.12	"I just got an abortion, so br00tal!!!"
iambandersnatch 02.19.12	list made by chick? check list ABOUT chicks saying naughty/awesome things? check result - guaranteed 300+ comments
AngelofDeath 02.19.12	Hey, metal chick - Turntable!
andcas 02.19.12	i'd like to say there is nothing metal about kittie.
AsoTamaki 02.19.12	Also, are Suicide Girls still popular? I honestly hadn't seen them mentioned in at least a year.
someguest 02.19.12	"Oh, sorry, I don't pay attention to things you're saying." I've found the equilibrium between us.
Recspecs 02.19.12	"What does Atlanta's public transit system have to do with anything?" Hahaha
Hyperion1001 02.19.12	someguest is the reason abortions should stay legal
someguest 02.19.12	cool story nigger
Vesper 02.19.12	Oh, good, let's never interact again.
someguest 02.19.12	Gook and nigger. Any other races want to start some shit?
balcaen 02.19.12	"list made by chick? check list ABOUT chicks saying naughty/awesome things? check result - guaranteed 300+ comments" u jelly
andcas 02.19.12	"are Suicide Girls still popular?" not unless your some scene chick.
AngelofDeath 02.19.12	"Gook and nigger." You could've at least made that rhyme. Just plain lazy.
Hyperion1001 02.19.12	he gave up just like his father gave up on him
someguest 02.19.12	I'm not even Catholic.
AsoTamaki 02.19.12	Ok, that's what I thought. I don't have many interactions with scene chicks, luckily.
andcas 02.19.12	who cares about suicide girls when burning angel is around anyways.
Maniac! 02.19.12	Lol
someguest 02.19.12	who cares about any porn site google image retards
Maniac! 02.19.12	Videos > images
someguest 02.19.12	too tiring
AsoTamaki 02.19.12	lol what? But yeah, who cares about either of those sites when there are 100000s of others that have attractive girls who aren't covered in hideous tattoos.
Maniac! 02.19.12	Women with tats are hot, as long as they aren't stupid tats
AsoTamaki 02.20.12	They usually are stupid and they usually have too many of them in too many places.
Recspecs 02.20.12	Yeah if a chick has pentagrams tattooed on each ass cheek, count me in!
AsoTamaki 02.20.12	lol
andcas 02.20.12	hot chicks with tattoos are awesome. stop being such a square aso.
AsoTamaki 02.20.12	I'm talking about where the tattoos cover the whole back, chest, legs or anything on the face. That's never hot.
Recspecs 02.20.12	Yeah seriously dude don't be gay. OH WAIT.
andcas 02.20.12	I'm not a fan of back or face tattoos but other shit doesn't bother me.
Killerhit 02.20.12	best list ever made needs a feature
Hyperion1001 02.20.12	tattoos are extremely hot, a womans body is like a canvas waiting to be painted on
Recspecs 02.20.12	Tattoos can be hot, sometimes they can be a turn off. Anyone with a John Cena/wrestling affiliated tattoo is unfuckable.
andcas 02.20.12	I'm not talking about trailer trash wrestling fans rec. that's obvious.
Hyperion1001 02.20.12	i meant tattoos in general yeah thats also what makes tattoos awesome because its like a heads up to not stick your dick in crazy
someguest 02.20.12	just date a black then one big tattoo head to toe
AsoTamaki 02.20.12	Painted on with something other than ink amirite Hahaha. Wait, the way you say that makes me think you've actually seen someone with a John Cena tattoo, Recspecs. irl?
andcas 02.20.12	never in the history has a girl been crazy without a tattoo. oh yes.
Recspecs 02.20.12	I've seen lots of tattoos in my day. Unfortunately, I saw a chick at Wal-Mart with a "CENATION" tramp stamp once. Last night at the club, this one girl had "TAPOUT" across her back.
andcas 02.20.12	oh boy.
ThyCrossAwaits 02.20.12	Metal chicks exist? Fuck the midwest, man...
Trebor17 02.20.12	oh man
Recspecs 02.20.12	Speaking of which, I was supposed to make a list about last night. Lol I might get started on that.
AsoTamaki 02.20.12	Lol, Wal-Mart.
BallsToTheWall 02.20.12	Tattoos can be hot, sometimes they can be a turn off. Anyone with a John Cena/wrestling affiliated tattoo is unfuckable. ROFL a John Cena tattoo.....what a asshole. He didn;t even pick Kane or the Undertaker.
Hyperion1001 02.20.12	hahahahahahahah
BallsToTheWall 02.20.12	Me personally i'd go with Bill Goldberg spearing D.D.Page or Ken Shamrock going berserk on Val Venus.
Recspecs 02.20.12	STONE COLD STUNNER!!
balcaen 02.20.12	They usually are stupid and they usually have too many of them in too many places. [2] when i see a girl with a tasteful tattoo, i tell her. this has happened twice. One of them was a dancer at a strip club, surprisingly.
Trebor17 02.20.12	I want to get a tattoo at my pubes that says "can you smell what the cock is cooking"
andcas 02.20.12	I've seen plenty of girls with tasteful sleeves. it's rare but it happens.
Xenophanes 02.20.12	"i wouldn't cut xenophanes as i am fond of him. i only really threaten to cut people i am fond of." : 3
BallsToTheWall 02.20.12	what about when girls have stars up and down the sides of their stomach?
AsoTamaki 02.20.12	The stars... That doesn't look horrible, but that would go under stupid for me. It's a meaningless decoration that looks alright the first couple of times you see it, but come on. The most beautiful dress or whatever can't be worn 24/7 and have any sort of appeal left.
Recspecs 02.20.12	Lights has a weapon from World of Warcraft tattoed on her arm so.....? I've seen plenty of girls with tasteful sleeves. it's rare but it happens. [2]
J0ckstrapsFTW 02.20.12	Lol
AsoTamaki 02.20.12	...Lights is stupid.
Trebor17 02.20.12	would hit it though
AsoTamaki 02.20.12	Yeah, it's not that big of an issue.
BallsToTheWall 02.20.12	I would like a tattoo of a beaver hugging a gopher.
someguest 02.20.12	"Lights has a weapon from World of Warcraft tattoed on her arm so.....?" wow flat and stupid. pass.
Recspecs 02.20.12	I would still hit it, and her music still kicks asssssssssssss.
BallsToTheWall 02.20.12	same she's coming to my town on March 11th so fucking stoked for that show Going to sing along and twirl to Drive My Soul in an Amon Amarth shirt.
Recspecs 02.20.12	Lol, she is coming to Atlanta in March. Which reminds me to buy tickets. Seriously, how the fuck did that blessthefall douchebro get her?
BallsToTheWall 02.20.12	Don't know but it doesn't surprise me. Anything can happen, next up in the power couple rankings is Hayley Williams and Dino Cazares.
Recspecs 02.20.12	Followed by Andy Samberg and Joanna Newsom m/
BallsToTheWall 02.20.12	Timberlake, Newsom, Samberg 3way:The Golden Rule
Recspecs 02.20.12	That would be one hell of a night.
andcas 02.20.12	"Seriously, how the fuck did that blessthefall douchebro get her?" because she obviously doesn't like fat greasy metal head dudes.
Recspecs 02.20.12	"because she obviously doesn't like fat greasy metal head dudes." As opposed to being with a normal guy? Lol, she does listen to black metal and play WOW so her options are already limited.
BallsToTheWall 02.20.12	let's not forget here she used to play in a metalcore band. Lights should be dating Muscles Glasses if anyone. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzDxTNiCpWM
ValeriusTheAlbino 02.20.12	retarded fucking list, retarded fucking comments another day on sputnik
BallsToTheWall 02.20.12	It's sputnik you fucking dummy what do you expect? Faux intellectual chats about life and philosophy, cozy forays into early 20th century classical and progressive rock, The Beatles? GTFO barn.
Recspecs 02.20.12	Yeah what a cockblock
Recspecs 02.20.12	And yeah Balls, I've seen that like 10000000 times. My &BaconStrips t-shirt is my pride and joy.
BallsToTheWall 02.20.12	Still gotta pick one of those shirts up.
Recspecs 02.20.12	I got the black one with white letters, too many fratbros in my area have the gray one.
BallsToTheWall 02.20.12	The new Valentines video is pretty terrific. But I gotta go with the gray shirt, it's O.G.
Recspecs 02.20.12	Heard that.
Hyperion1001 02.20.12	on another note fishnets are fucking sexy as hell too
ValeriusTheAlbino 02.20.12	metal chicks about as rare as beachfront property in kansas
BallsToTheWall 02.20.12	Justin tIMBERLAKE IN FISHNETS fapfap
Recspecs 02.20.12	"about as rare as beachfront property in kansas" Considering there is sand fucking everywhere, that statement is irrelevant.
ValeriusTheAlbino 02.20.12	considering there is no ocean in kansas, that statement is fucking dumb
Fluttertrank 02.20.12	lol
Recspecs 02.20.12	You don't need an ocean to have a beach, dumbass.
ValeriusTheAlbino 02.20.12	look at the scientist telling us plate tectonic theory, im fucking impressed, this whole god damn time people were selling beachfront houses for premium, and all they needed was a pile of fucking dirt in the frontyard
DarthMann 02.20.12	gonna make a chick alt so hard
Recspecs 02.20.12	You stupid fucker, go watch Wizard of Oz.
UnnamedOcean 02.20.12	What the fuck is going on here with sand?
ValeriusTheAlbino 02.20.12	you already have one, darth
ValeriusTheAlbino 02.20.12	id rather watch Commando for the ten thousandth time
DarthMann 02.20.12	not a chick alt
Recspecs 02.20.12	Then do it, the beach is in that movie too. What an asshat.
ValeriusTheAlbino 02.20.12	Recspecs....remember when I said I was gonna kill you last?
UnnamedOcean 02.20.12	For the record, sand is a sedimentary substance and has nothing to do with plate tectonics, which produces igneous rock.
Recspecs 02.20.12	Thanks Ocean for proving my point. What the hell are you talking about Valerius?
ValeriusTheAlbino 02.20.12	for the record, plate tectonics is bullshit
UnnamedOcean 02.20.12	Hahahaha you're the one who brought it up in the first place. And it's not.
ValeriusTheAlbino 02.20.12	plates dont move around...the earth is growing and expanding and ripping apart at the seams
balcaen 02.20.12	"plates dont move around...the earth is growing and expanding and ripping apart at the seams" uh geology 101 plz
Funeralopolis 02.20.12	got no geo
ValeriusTheAlbino 02.20.12	http://www.expanding-earth.org/
Funeralopolis 02.20.12	what metal chicks say: "I love really underground stuff like Attack Attack"
Recspecs 02.20.12	Some people will believe anything they read online holy fuck. Brb guys SPRING BREAK 2012 KANSAS!!
This Life is Genocide 02.20.12	"i'm not a vampire"
ValeriusTheAlbino 02.20.12	some people believe anything they hear in school
ValeriusTheAlbino 02.20.12	dont be a fucking tool, educate yourself, and think for yourself
Funeralopolis 02.20.12	Don't trust the system or the system will bring you down
Funeralopolis 02.20.12	See a police officer? Kick him in the balls. (A)
UnnamedOcean 02.20.12	"dont be a fucking tool, educate yourself, and think for yourself" Yeah or you could listen to scientists, who actually know what the fuck they are talking about.
Funeralopolis 02.20.12	if you believe rain comes from fucking dragons who are they to tell you otherwise? It is your personal belief and they have no right to infringe on that. Let people believe what they want it is their right.
Recspecs 02.20.12	Valerius's opinions are about as valid as his man card. Lol SEEWHATIDIDTHERE.
spillingmercury 02.20.12	Yeah or you could listen to scientists, who actually know what the fuck they are talking about. scientists are paid by corporations to do research and publish satisfactory results of said research. you can't trust anybody. just live in a box.
Funeralopolis 02.20.12	I trust no government, I want to live free, I am a human being and not a stock, bond or any medium of currency. I am not an object or a figure I am a living breathing soul. (A)
Deviant. 02.20.12	"look at the scientist telling us plate tectonic theory, im fucking impressed, this whole god damn time people were selling beachfront houses for premium, and all they needed was a pile of fucking dirt in the frontyard" Fucking lol
DarthMann 02.20.12	richard dawkins
qwe3 02.20.12	shit metal chicks say 1 Slayer Reign In Blood "why don't they ever make shirts my size!?" 2 Unearth Darkness in the Light "check out this bruise from the pit at unearth last night" 3 Deicide Once Upon the Cross "periods are so fucking brutal" 4 Amon Amarth Surtur Rising "yeah! my boyfriend LOVES testament!" 5 Mayhem Chimera
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qwe3 02.20.12	Trebor17 02.20.12 [Report this Post] I want to get a tattoo at my pubes that says "can you smell what the cock is cooking" andcas 02.20.12 [Report this Post] I've seen plenty of girls with tasteful sleeves. it's rare but it happens. Xenophanes 02.20.12 [Report this Post] "i wouldn't cut xenophanes as i am fond of him. i only really threaten to cut people i am fond of." : 3 BallsToTheWall 02.20.12 [Report this Post] what about when girls have stars up and down the sides of their stomach? AsoTamaki 02.20.12 [Report this Post] The stars... That doesn't look horrible, but that would go under stupid for me. It's a meaningless decoration that looks alright the first couple of times you see it, but come on. The most beautiful dress or whatever can't be worn 24/7 and have any sort of appeal left. Recspecs 02.20.12 [Report this Post] Lights has a weapon from World of Warcraft tattoed on her arm so.....? I've seen plenty of girls with tasteful sleeves. it's rare but it happens. [2] J0ckstrapsFTW 02.20.12 [Report this Post] Lol
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spillingmercury 02.20.12	maybe he passed out on the keyboard.
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Eunuch 02.20.12	Dear god I think I've found the user with the worst music taste on the entire site. I got the urge to gouge out my eyes while scanning through balcaens ratings. Please do yourself and everyone a favor, and stay FAR, FAR AWAY from metal.
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Auschwitz 02.20.12	i used to know a girl who called anything with harsh vocals "rawr rawr music." i wanted to strangle her.
Tyrael 02.20.12	balcaen's lists always have really enjoyable threads keep it going fellas
iambandersnatch 02.20.12	lol rawr rawr music. It's kind of cute.
iambandersnatch 02.20.12	"Dear god I think I've found the user with the worst music taste on the entire site. I got the urge to gouge out my eyes while scanning through balcaens ratings. Please do yourself and everyone a favor, and stay FAR, FAR AWAY from metal." iono anyone that likes modest mouse, cynic, sufjan, and radiohead is at least ok with me, regardless of other transgressions
Funeralopolis 02.20.12	my parents actually call anything with harsh vocals rawr rawr music as well. They also really really hate when I practice my harsh vocals :]
iambandersnatch 02.20.12	are you tryin to be in a band/already in a band? if so what kind
balcaen 02.20.12	"Dear god I think I've found the user with the worst music taste on the entire site. I got the urge to gouge out my eyes while scanning through balcaens ratings. Please do yourself and everyone a favor, and stay FAR, FAR AWAY from metal" u funny want sum recs?
Hyperion1001 02.20.12	"balcaen's lists always have really enjoyable threads" umm thats because shes a gurl on the internet
balcaen 02.20.12	"umm thats because shes a gurl on the internet" nuh uh have you seen kimm's lists? do you KNOW any other women on the internet?
omnipanzer 02.20.12	5 and 14 are the best... for different reasons of course.
Hyperion1001 02.20.12	"do you KNOW any other women on the internet?" only fat chicks
Vesper 02.20.12	did u just call me a fat chick matt
CaptainDooRight 02.20.12	i think ur pretty vesper
Vesper 02.20.12	who r u and how do u know wat i look like
Hyperion1001 02.20.12	no i was only talking about the fat chicks
CaptainDooRight 02.20.12	"who r u and how do u know wat i look like" been around this site since the beginning of time, how could I not, trust me from our past encounters we are cool
Vesper 02.20.12	o ok hype we're still cool then All the metalhead guys are passing my identity around, I see... you creeps, ha.
andcas 02.20.12	vesper being passed around? alerting the feminist council. you in trouble.
Vesper 02.20.12	how so
andcas 02.20.12	so how?
Hyperion1001 02.20.12	how now brown cow
Vesper 02.20.12	¿ʍoɥ os
CaptainDooRight 02.20.12	yeah vesper pretty much won that one
andcas 02.20.12	I didn't realize we were competing.
Vesper 02.20.12	Me neither. Now answer the question.
andcas 02.20.12	the answer to twisting your words to sound slutty for fun. there is none.
Vesper 02.20.12	I don't believe 'sluts' exist, but okay, just checking. :D
CaptainDooRight 02.20.12	"I didn't realize we were competing" when it comes to guys and chicks, there's always underlying competition, ur tryin to get in her sack, she doesn't want you there.......... aka competition
AngelofDeath 02.20.12	Sure they do. I'm living proof.
andcas 02.20.12	really? because I know a lovely lady pushing over 100 dudes at 18.
Recspecs 02.20.12	$lut$ definitely exist Vesper.
CaptainDooRight 02.20.12	"because I know a lovely lady pushing over 100 dudes at 18." yeah those are the kinds i like, although fresh meat is a close second
Vesper 02.20.12	If a guy was pushing over 100 girls at 18, is he a slut too?
andcas 02.20.12	lol yes. I think there's a term for that as well. man whore comes to mind.
AngelofDeath 02.20.12	Nah, just slut.
Vesper 02.20.12	I've never heard guys call other guys 'sluts' for banging a lot of women. Players, womanizers, whatever, but never 'sluts'. UNTIL NOW. andcas changes the game.
Recspecs 02.20.12	No that makes them cool, right guys?
AngelofDeath 02.20.12	It makes women cool too.
Vesper 02.20.12	Commitment's cool, if that's your thing, but who cares if someone has had sex 100 times with the same person or once each with 100 people? (Just practice safe sex, kids.)
jdennis31 02.20.12	i don't think i've ever met an attractive girl that listens to metal
AngelofDeath 02.20.12	Get out more.
jdennis31 02.20.12	where?
AngelofDeath 02.20.12	Places where people that listen to metal are.
AsoTamaki 02.20.12	Hahaha.
DarthMann 02.20.12	my ex liked nirvana
jdennis31 02.20.12	where do people that listen to metal go?
AngelofDeath 02.20.12	To my house.
Vesper 02.20.12	valhalla
Trebor17 02.20.12	we all dream of going to valhalla
jdennis31 02.20.12	oh werd. so i just either need to go to angelofdeath's house or valhalla. i wish only little girls didn't go to shows in san antonio -_-
andcas 02.20.12	@vesper, it's different if you're a skank about it. no matter what gender.
Vesper 02.20.12	'little girls'? What the fuck kind of shows are you going to, dennis? @andcas - Do you mean people who show off about having a lot of sex? That's annoying, especially if he or she treats partners like objects. (But again, 'skank' is a word primarily used to stigmatize female sexuality... and I do think a lot more women are considered 'slutty' than men are by the general populace.)
jdennis31 02.20.12	@vesper umm not sure? went to a pop punk show, a folk show, a hardcore show, a metal show because my epic was headlining for some reason, all of them were filled with like 15 year old girls. austin is pretty awesome but most of the girls are always with a dude. and as far as the general populace goes, it seems female sexuality isn't scrutinized like it was even 5 years ago. i don't get out much tho -_-
jdennis31 02.20.12	i, however, am all for it.
andcas 02.20.12	it fits to describe certain peoples ways of going about their promiscuity. if you're actions are usually reinforced by causing drama or seeking attention in the most unnecessary self-degrading manners then one has to separate the lines of a grown woman owning her sexuality vs. someone immaturely and cheaply exploiting themselves for all the wrong reasons in my opinion.
jdennis31 02.20.12	^[2]
AsoTamaki 02.20.12	What would be the right reasons for cheaply exploiting themselves, in your opinion? And what separates these people from those who own their sexuality?
jdennis31 02.20.12	well in my experience, there are women who just want to have sex with you to get something from you, or there are those women who genuinely, really enjoy sex
andcas 02.20.12	there is no right reason and it's different hence why I put vs. some grown chick who is confident and knows what she wants and goes for it, cool. some little girl who fucks a bunch of dudes with girlfriends cause she gets off of causing other people pain is not. that is of course just one example.
Vesper 02.20.12	Yeah, you've probably never met attractive female metalheads because you haven't gone to enough metal shows, dennis, lol. My point is more that the line between 'owning her sexuality' and 'immaturely and cheaply exploiting themselves for all the wrong reasons' isn't very clearly defined and is subject to everyone's own definition of promiscuity - and that it's almost always directed at women, including just about every derogatory term surrounding promiscuity. People who are attention-seeking or are sadistic fuckers have problems. Jumping to a term that means 'she's bad because she has a lot of sex' isn't the same as saying 'she's an awful person with little regard for other people'. Not to mention those men are just as much at fault for cheating.
AsoTamaki 02.20.12	@jdennis: Well. You could argue that those people who do it with ulterior motives would be the ones more in control of their lives and situations rather than the sluts who are simply driven by a desire to have large amounts of sex for simple pleasure. That would be "owning their sexuality" imo. @andcas: "some little girl who fucks a bunch of dudes with girlfriends cause she gets off of causing other people pain is not" Haha. That isn't cool at all, but I don't see how it would make someone more of a slut than a girl who has sex with 100 single guys.
AngelofDeath 02.20.12	titties
andcas 02.20.12	it's all about how you go about it and your intentions for doing so. I don't know how to elaborate it in any other way. you can have a really active sex life without being trashy and I have a few friends, both guys and girls, who do it right and others who just need to get a grip on their actions/motives.
AngelofDeath 02.20.12	grip some titties
jdennis31 02.20.12	@AsoTamaki yah that actually makes complete sense, i guess just from the guys perspective he would call the girl who has alterior motives a slut just cause he got his feelings hurt
wabbit 02.20.12	i don't think i've ever met an attractive girl that listens to metal [2]
Vesper 02.20.12	I get the idea you're going for, andcas - you just use some problematic language. How about this: It is degrading for people to continually resort to sex as leverage on others, because instead of communicating and negotiating in relationships through other avenues, it places all their power in their ability to give or withhold sex. Yes? I know 'slut' is just so much more satisfyingly succinct, but it really doesn't mean anything.
andcas 02.20.12	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tn96MYCpenM
AsoTamaki 02.20.12	"Manipulative bitch" would describe those people more accurately, I think. To me, a slut is just someone who regularly has sex with many different partners. With no intention of commitment.
andcas 02.20.12	so you have to want to be committed to someone to have sex with them?
AsoTamaki 02.20.12	To have sex with someone and for it not to be considered slutty behavior, yes.
andcas 02.20.12	perhaps someone is tired of being in heartbreaking relationships and just wants to have some fun for a change without the risk of being hurt aso.
JWT155 02.20.12	The only hot chicks at a metal show are there with their boyfriends
andcas 02.20.12	*The only hot chicks at a metal show are there with their band boyfriends
AsoTamaki 02.20.12	@andcas You're only thinking of your own perspective in those situations. Commitment ensures that everyone is on level playing field. If there is no commitment, other people are going to be involved. Therefore, there will be a risk of someone getting hurt. It may not be you since you'd be in control of this situation (although that tends to change), but that's not all there is to it. To what degree varies, but hurt feelings will most likely happen. I just don't get what your guidelines are for making that distinction between "trashy" and the "right" way. What dennis said earlier is very true. It all depends on perspective and what your role in the relationship is.
Recspecs 02.20.12	This thread blew up, tl;dr Anyone want to sum it up for me right quick? Or is it Vesper's feminism kicking our asses again?
Recspecs 02.20.12	This thread blew up, tl;dr Anyone want to sum it up for me right quick? Or is it Vesper's feminism kicking our asses again?
Recspecs 02.20.12	Goddammit iPhone.
Vesper 02.20.12	balc made a thread about shit metal chicks say resident metal chick on sputnik said shit there ya go, recs
AngelofDeath 02.20.12	I won. That's all you need to know.
andcas 02.20.12	@aso, have you never heard of a mutual agreement? I find it funny women I've been friends with benefits with are still very close and we are on good terms unlike certain ex's. and yes rec, vesper is always kicking some ass.
Recspecs 02.20.12	I figured lol. If anyone on this site is going to kick me ass it needs to be her ;) or Balls. Anywho, I'm only friends still with one of my ex-girlfriends, but I'm still pretty good friends with most of my former friends with benefits.
Vesper 02.20.12	gripping your own titties doesn't constitute winning angel
AngelofDeath 02.20.12	By whose standards?
Vesper 02.20.12	mine i bet u can't touch both your elbows to your bellybutton
AngelofDeath 02.20.12	Sure I can. It's not that hard.
Vesper 02.20.12	Gullibility: nature's push-up bra
BallsToTheWall 02.20.12	Girls that listen to metal in my experience weren't that great of people so......
AngelofDeath 02.20.12	You act like I didn't invent that ploy.
Vesper 02.20.12	Yeah, I bet you figured it out all by yourself.
AngelofDeath 02.20.12	Yeah, you know that cancer test involving your hand? I came up with that too.
Scoot 02.20.12	"Girls that listen to metal in my experience weren't that great of people so......" they're almost all skids with daddy issues
BallsToTheWall 02.20.12	I don't communicate with them anymore. Good riddance. One of them moved in with me and my brother. at one point.....we kicked her out a couple days later.
Vesper 02.20.12	Good thing the lumps you found were just bits of old candy stuck in your folds, though. Balls, it's not that women who listen to metal aren't great people. It's that most people in the world aren't great people, so it's proportionally the same amount of shittiness - just in a smaller population. :P
theacademy 02.20.12	wasn't interested in this till i saw Vper commented sup v
Hyperion1001 02.20.12	yes but you cant really deny that the metal aesthetic attracts a certain kind of person, both male and female
Vesper 02.20.12	wat like AWESOME people?
Hyperion1001 02.20.12	yeah we can go with that
BallsToTheWall 02.20.12	I'm going to have to agree V. at the Agalloch show my only legitimate metal show I had no interest in talking to anyone but Angel and Eaklanderyof. Rest of the place was littered with the sketchiest, most repulsive people ever. What i'm trying to say is...metallers of both sexes suck equally.
andcas 02.20.12	metal chicks are a few bad meals away from icp chicks.
AngelofDeath 02.20.12	Vesper, you want this gummy bear?
BallsToTheWall 02.20.12	I saw a guy in front of me in the bank. He was wearing a hoodie, on the back it said WORLD'S MOST HATED BAND in red bold. I thought gee....who could this be.....yeah a fucking juggalo. I wonder who let him out of his cage.
Hyperion1001 02.20.12	not gonna lie though if i met an intelligent metal chick who wasnt bat shit crazy i'd be all over that shit
AngelofDeath 02.20.12	My ideal woman likes taking long walks on Love Beach and knows all the words to Red Sector A.
Vesper 02.20.12	What flavor is it, Angel. ohai acad how's your end of the city Yeah, metal can attract a lot of shitty, awful people that smell like stale cigarettes and cheap beer, but what I'm trying to say is... sucky people suck equally, regardless of their music preferences.
Hyperion1001 02.20.12	i mean im an easy guy to please just compliment my mayhem hoodie and dont have a disease/look like abbath and were set for life
AngelofDeath 02.20.12	"What flavor is it, Angel." Cherry nuanced with bellybutton lint.
Hyperion1001 02.20.12	cherry nuanced sounds like a condom flavor
Vesper 02.20.12	yeh u would know matt
Vesper 02.20.12	But, ew, no, strawberry gummy bears or gtfo.
AngelofDeath 02.20.12	They should make them this flavor: http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1269/700004024_7cf7c79b59.jpg
Hyperion1001 02.20.12	i mean you can just forgo the condom and get that for free
AngelofDeath 02.20.12	Well, who gets head wearing a rubber anyway?
Vesper 02.20.12	Well, if she has some suspicious looking cold sores, you may want to, Angel.
Hyperion1001 02.20.12	well what if she has cold sores?
Hyperion1001 02.20.12	ha fucking beat me too it
AngelofDeath 02.20.12	Yes, because those are the chicks I'm trying to pick up.
Hyperion1001 02.20.12	hey im not one to judge man you work it how you want
Metalguy908 03.04.12	egsergdrgdgert3253435
pbass0 05.19.13	The sex was boring, took forever, and every time I thought it was going to get better, it just kind of put me to sleep instead. LOL
pbass0 05.19.13	@Hyperion1001 Not always. I can't even begin to describe to you how much of an oddball in the metal scene that I am. I like pop-punk, am pretty darn religious, bodybuilding, and like cars. While it does tend to attract those people, it is like any other music scene where you have outliers.
TooLateToGoBack 05.19.13	sweet yr old thread
DirEnRefused 05.19.13	Never met a metal chick who wasn't fat or crazy or both.
Vakarian12 05.19.13	Never met a metal chick who wasn't fat [2]
NeoSpaz 05.19.13	I hate the trophy girlfriend's at metal shows. they fuck me off so much.
Acrosstheshield13 05.19.13	LOL this is great.
peaks40 05.19.13	"we don't have metal chicks in my city i wish we did i am so lonely right now the pain inside" this.
Vakarian12 05.19.13	we have those girls that like 3 songs from a band and have their greatest hits cd or seomthing and claim to be their biggest fan.
andcas 05.19.13	metal chicks are just time vampires
Vakarian12 05.19.13	diagnal ass niggas
TheMoreira 05.19.13	"Never met a metal chick who wasn't fat or crazy or both." "we have those girls that like 3 songs from a band and have their greatest hits cd or seomthing and claim to be their biggest fan." these two observations should win some kind of award.
apert 05.19.13	never met a girl who likes anything remotely heavy
Cygnatti 05.19.13	Metal chicks are such fucking obtuse posers ugh. You ain't got no yeezy ya obtuse ass niggas?!
apert 05.19.13	do metal chicks even exist, i hear stories but never see any evidence, they're like unicorns or dragons
Vakarian12 05.19.13	shit 'metal' chicks say: yeah I love Iron Maiden, I really like their song Nostradamus! my ex actually said that, she was one of those people who buy greatest hits cds