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Martine Balcaen
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Deleted A Bunch Of My Ratings

anyone ever listened to a ton of shit just so they could rate it and rthen realized that they don't rractually care? yeah. PS. is ANYTHING rever actually a "1"?ri don't want no shit on my pie chart
1Vernian Process
Behold the Machine


if a band claims to be steampunk, what they really mean is they suck, and really like to wear goggles.
2Panda Bear
Tomboy


moved it up to a 2 because it wasn't actually that horrendous
3Minus the Bear
Interpretaciones Del Oso


moved it up to a 1.5. i don't even
4My Chemical Romance
Danger Days: The True Lives of...


also a 1.5. for the lulz
5 My Bloody Valentine
Isn't Anything


deleted the 1. though this band makes me snoooooz
6Wilco
Being There


1'd this a long time ago. should really probably revise since i actually enjoy alt country now.
7Neutral Milk Hotel
In The Aeroplane Over The Sea


should probably be a 1 but 2.5 was drama enough
8Metric
Fantasies


will probably revise my rating for this, rating was probably tainted by terrible tour for this album
9Iceage
New Brigade


what the hell is this
10Covenant
Modern Ruin


if an unknown band puts out an album and it sucks, does it exist?
11Crystal Castles
Crystal Castles II


if a trendy band puts out a trendy album, is it trendy?
12 brokeNCYDE
I'm Not A Fan, But The Kids Like It!


the sheer amount of people who took the time to go and 1 this baffles me
13Blaspherian
Infernal Warriors of Death


ever feel bad that you're ruining a party even though the party is shitty anyway?
14Across Tundras
Western Sky Ride


i barely even remember rating this so i'll let them go because that cover is pretty cool.
1540 Watt Sun
The Inside Room


decided i want nothing to do with the guy who does vocals for this band
16Warning
Watching From a Distance


see above
17Monogrim
Realm


convinced this is a joke
18Seventh Wonder
Mercy Falls


i could be listening to ayreon
19The Fall of Troy
In The Unlikely Event


sorry i had to bring this up
20Tennis
Cape Dory


you seriously liked this? seriously?
21Funeral for a Friend
Welcome Home Armageddon


bands i didn't like in the first place who put out albums that i didn't like either
22Joan of Arc
Oh Brother


that kinsella band that tries so very hard
23Loma Prieta
Life/Less


did i 1.5 this? must've been drunk
24Blur
Modern Life is Rubbish


LISTEN TO ENTIRE DISCOGRAPHY. HATE 90% OF IT
25Eluvium
Static Nocturne


this is actually good. nvm
26Frank Ocean
Nostalgia, Ultra


i will continue to ruin the party in hep kat's review
27Destroyer Destroyer
Littered with Arrows


SCENEGRIND? IN MY RATINGS?
28Monomate
Grand Battle
29Russian Circles
Station


i couldn't have been on drugs when i 1.5'd this because it's AWESOME.
30Brand New
Daisy


don't be too sober
31Architecture in Helsinki
Moment Bends


gonna pretend this didn't happen
32 Yellowcard
When You're Through Thinking, Say Yes


SLEEPIN ALL DAY STAYIN UP ALLLLL... NIIIIIIIGGGHHHTTTT~*~* (probably my msn status circa 2003)
33Copeland
You Are My Sunshine


i've cried enough seriously stop putting out music (oh...)
34Abney Park
Lost Horizons


HURR DURR WE'RE A STEAMPUNK BAND SHOW ON THE ZEPPELIN AT 10, BRING GOGGLES
35Blue Stahli
Blue Stahli


lol
36Decoder
Decoder


all that post-hardcore should be lucky people somehow care
37Burzum
Fallen


varg is an adorable old man though
38Arcade Fire
The Suburbs


okay fine, i'll listen to this ONE. MORE. TIME.
39Mitochondrion
Parasignosis


second-guessing this one. might be a love/hate thing by the end of the year
40dredg
Chuckles & Mr. Squeezy


still a 1 lol
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