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Martine Balcaen
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Last Active 04-21-12 11:09 pm
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late nights spent being puzzled by sputnik, vol. 1

a compilation, in no specific order, of things that i fail to comprehend about sputnik culture. i'll make more of these, probably.
1Defeater
Empty Days and Sleepless Nights


no one that i've met in real life can tell me why these guys don't suck. i have no choice but to conclude that all these high ratings are just trollin' and this is basically the big league version of teeheehee rainbow stab.
2Insane Clown Posse
The Amazing Jeckel Brothers


seriously, have you ever checked the ratings page for every ICP album ever? there isn't a single rating below 2.5. this means that a disturbing amount of people have heard worse than ICP, and if their objectivity ratings are nice, would much rather listen to ICP than most bands.
3Glassjaw
Coloring Book


as much as i dig early 2000s glassjaw, i cannot extrapolate for the life of me why the fuck everyone likes their new stuff. the last 3 months have brought a glassjaw fest for sputnik, and i'm convinced everyone is only into it for nostalgic purposes. all of the post-2005 glassjaw sounds the same, and while it sounds alright, it sounds like a potentially awesome band's debut album... and then you remember that glassjaw's old stuff was legend by comparison and is getting worse ratings. wat
4Trophy Scars
Alphabet Alphabets


my favorite trophy scars LP has the worst rating. seriously, sputnik?
5Ayreon
The Human Equation


don't get me wrong, i fucking love this album and i don't care much for any other of ayreon's stuff... the fact that some 200~ people are fucking gay enough to agree with me in liking this rock opera epic is... wat
6Lower Definition
The Infinite Et Cetera


i'm not really picking on lower definition here, because they're not atrocious or anything and i'd probably stand to see them live... but honestly, why does this site insist on giving awesome ratings to these post-hardcore bands that play music that hasn't sounded original or interesting since 2005?
7Lights Out Asia
Eyes Like Brontide


i have never seen any hate for post-rock on this site, ever. i have also never seen excessive amounts of hype for any post-rock. there seems to be an inexplicable, unsaid consensus that post-rock is just 'pretty cool' all across the board.
8Radiohead
OK Computer


everyone loves radiohead. this probably isn't limited to sputnik in any stretch, but holy shit. this band could claim themselves as monarchy of the most serene republic of radiohead and half of sputnik would move there.
9Agalloch
Marrow of the Spirit


an obscene amount of people with a hard on for incredibly boring black metal.
10The Wonder Years
The Upsides


you're all closet pop punk fans. it's really cute.
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