FromDaHood
11.06.11 | And yes, my homecoming is in the middle of November |
TheVoiceAndTheSnake
11.06.11 | You should have ask her "You wanna go see a movie"? |
Deviant.
11.06.11 | Threesome
/thread |
FromDaHood
11.06.11 | ^Winner, although in no way shape or form would they be down for that
|
mynameischan
11.06.11 | why are you even going man stay home close the blinds and listen to some metal |
TheVoiceAndTheSnake
11.06.11 | Homecoming is retarded, anyways. |
Devastator
11.06.11 | Man that sux. It least you can crank up number 4 and just say fuk you! |
ILJ
11.06.11 | Homecoming blows.
High school blows too.
College for the win. |
FromDaHood
11.06.11 | Homecoming is only retarded when you don't go with anyone; having a date makes it half-retarded |
Devastator
11.06.11 | Homecoming is only fun for the football. Even more fun if you play and own up your intercity rival |
toxin.
11.06.11 | Homecoming was alright and I didn't have a date. Same shit kind of happened except I just asked her 'Hey Do you wanna go' no flowers or anything so it's like whatever.
Just as long as you have friends to go with stag you're good or even then it's just dancing. you can have more than 2 people dancing as long as a) they're not a couple and b) they don't grind (or you don't grind) |
Satellite
11.06.11 | pretty sure you don't have to go js |
Trebor17
11.06.11 | HOMECOMING AT LAST |
Devastator
11.06.11 | Meh still think the only fun in homecoming is the football game |
FromDaHood
11.06.11 | Frankly I wouldn't but all my friends are going, and it would be weird to go to the after party if I didn't actually go to the dance |
Trebor17
11.06.11 | My high school football team was one of the worst in the state so I never went to games |
Recspecs
11.06.11 | High school is overrated anyways, just go ahead and drop out bro. |
FromDaHood
11.06.11 | We don't have a football team, our school is too small |
YetAnotherBrick
11.06.11 | there's a Taylor Swift song for that |
FromDaHood
11.06.11 | I actually listened to Fearless to cope. Not even lying. |
Recspecs
11.06.11 | When I was in high school our homecoming was during basketball season.....ahh high school memories. |
Jash
11.06.11 | find another chick to go with
problem solved |
JWT155
11.06.11 | Have a friend go with the other girl. |
Calculate
11.06.11 | Go with the other girl |
Devastator
11.06.11 | Ask the other girl just to stick it to the one that did that to you |
MetallicOpeth
11.06.11 | chans got the right idea |
FromDaHood
11.06.11 | I actually hate the other girl, so I'm not gonna waste my time asking her n' shit. The same goes for the rest of the girls in my school-- hate em, or they already have dates. |
Devastator
11.06.11 | How many people go to your school? |
FromDaHood
11.06.11 | 160, 60% of which are guys, if not more |
Jom
11.06.11 | Dude, just dance with both of them. Or all the ladies! You don't need your friend's bitchy friend's permission to dryhump the shit out of your date. Those dances are, what, three hours long? You'll work it out. |
Spec
11.06.11 | it just gets worse after high school. |
TheSpirit
11.06.11 | I didn't read your little blurb jawn but great choice for 1 |
whywontyoudie
11.06.11 | girls get passed around at all the dances at my school, it's kind of pointless to have a date since her ass is gonna be grinded on by 750 dudes throughout the night. just go for the fun of it and get trashed afterward. high school is fun if you make it fun. |
Devastator
11.06.11 | Thats why you don't go after sluts then. |
pedroia55
11.06.11 | offer her weed |
Trebor17
11.06.11 | Deflower as many girls as possible |
KimmsightMatters
11.06.11 | I'll be your date. |
tarkus
11.06.11 | at my school, 1 gram of weed = 1 blowjob if given to certain chicks |
Ovrot
11.06.11 | fuck bitches
get money |
Devastator
11.06.11 | At my school we like to get to know each other before blowjobs happen. You know date, spend time together. |
JWT155
11.06.11 | Have. A. Friend. Ask. The. Other. Girl. To. The. Dance. |
mahan9792
11.06.11 | "Deflower as many girls as possible"
hahaha |
lucasjcockcroft
11.06.11 | She was ugly anyway |
Activista anti-MTV
11.06.11 | Dude
Find another girl
Go |
FromDaHood
11.06.11 | @jwt I actually asked a few of my friends if they would help me out but they wouldn't on the basis that the girl in question is a self-centered, two-timing bitch.
And kimm, I would love to have you as my date. |
North0House2
11.06.11 | Lol sucks for you.
Don't go to homecoming, it's a waste of time.
My girlfriend and I went. All they played was dubstep. How in the crap do you dance to dubstep? We couldn't figure it out, so we went outside. Grinding was way over the top. I'm pretty sure babies were made in the dance crowd. My girlfriend and I wish we had gone home and watched a movie.
If you don't like dances or dance music, find a date who doesn't want to go to homecoming, and just go on a date with her.
That's my two cents anyway. |
JWT155
11.06.11 | Is she fuckable? |
Zorak
11.06.11 | "Threesome"
this made me laugh so fucking hard |
Activista anti-MTV
11.06.11 | Dude
Find kimm
Go |
Devastator
11.06.11 | Junz this night has made me laugh |
IAmHollywood
11.06.11 | obviously the only viable option is suicide |
Zorak
11.06.11 | devastator, this night has been a good sputnik night lol |
FromDaHood
11.06.11 | The bitch? She gives off the fuckable air, but is actually a known prude |
iFghtffyrdmns
11.06.11 | Hi Nate. It's yr uncle Eric here, back to save the day as usual. You do not have to go to homecoming. You do not have to go to the afterparty. You most likely won't enjoy it all that much. You won't make timeless memories like all the teen movies apparently want you to think, and you most likely won't get hammered and have a threesome. If you're lucky, you'll make out with your date intermittently but you'll both feel too self-conscious about all your surrounding peers and it'll be a mutually unsatisfying experience. Perhaps you'll pop half a boner for like thirty seconds. Real exciting.
Ok sorry to be the debbie downer and you can totally still go if you feel that you should but uncle Eric's just letting you know that Homecoming is about as lukewarm and enjoyable as listening to Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin.
P.S. come to Pittsburgh with Habitat. You will get drunk and have a threesome. |
Trebor17
11.06.11 | The whole point of high school is getting laid
Don't waste it like I did |
North0House2
11.06.11 | "Hi Nate. It's yr uncle Eric here, back to save the day as usual. You do not have to go to homecoming. You do not have to go to the afterparty. You most likely won't enjoy it all that much. You won't make timeless memories like all the teen movies apparently want you to think, and you most likely won't get hammered and have a threesome. If you're lucky, you'll make out with your date intermittently but you'll both feel too self-conscious about all your surrounding peers and it'll be a mutually unsatisfying experience. Perhaps you'll pop half a boner for like thirty seconds. Real exciting.
Ok sorry to be the debbie downer and you can totally still go if you feel that you should but uncle Eric's just letting you know that Homecoming is about as lukewarm and enjoyable as listening to Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin."
This. |
KimmsightMatters
11.06.11 | "it just gets worse after high school"
Sigh. What am I going to do with you Steve? |
North0House2
11.06.11 | Again, I reiterate. Homecoming is a waste of time... |
fr33convict
11.06.11 | I'm homeschooled. Boom. Problem solved. |
climactic
11.06.11 | fr33convict has never seen the outside world |
FromDaHood
11.06.11 | Man Eric I don't even know how to respond, that's just some real shit right there. Especially the Pittsburgh part. Mom
vetoed the visit, but I might be able to come by in early April with school.
And I totally agree with you Northhouse, the main reason I'm going is that it's free. |
spillingmercury
11.06.11 | We couldn't figure it out, so we went outside.
I imagined you two seriously contemplating this whilst everyone else was grinding/dancing.
I don't get why going to school dances are so important. If you're so compelled to go to a dance, why not go to a club or a legitimate party without peer pressure, school or parent supervision? Oh, and music that you'd know you'd enjoy beforehand. Unless you're just devastated that this chick rathered her bitchy girl friend as a date over you.
Anyways Kimm is ready to go with you. You two can make homecoming a more decent and moral place for both music and social interactions. |
North0House2
11.06.11 | "I'm homeschooled. Boom. Problem solved."
Lol same here bro. It's so nice. My girl's not, though... And she'd never been to a dance with a date before, so we went to her school's dance. |
FromDaHood
11.06.11 | Well, I too disapprove of abortion, so we got the morality part down pat |
fr33convict
11.06.11 | I think me and North are the same person now... |
KimmsightMatters
11.06.11 | :)
|
FrankRedHot
11.06.11 | I told a girl we couldn't go out in high school because i was sure she had herpes, and if she didn't, some other STD.
Yeah, I was suspended for that. |
Trebor17
11.06.11 | morals lol |
North0House2
11.07.11 | "I think me and North are the same person now..."
We are. |
KILL
11.07.11 | chan won this faggot ass thread |
AngelofDeath
11.07.11 | gay |
Trebor17
11.07.11 | yeah |
spillingmercury
11.07.11 | Yeah, I was suspended for that.
so does that mean she had an STD or not? |
FrankRedHot
11.07.11 | "so does that mean she had an STD or not?"
I don't know.... I didn't stick around to find out. |
North0House2
11.07.11 | She probably had 30. |
Trebor17
11.07.11 | That's too high of an estimate
|
coneren
11.07.11 | bant |
FromDaHood
11.07.11 | Probably too low actually |
fr33convict
11.07.11 | "We are."
Do you often end your day in the blood of your victims? |
spillingmercury
11.07.11 | She probably had 30.
There must be some sort of Guinness World Record for that though.
For some reason I've always assumed that by having one you cancel the others out. |
Trebor17
11.07.11 | Nah
You can have crabs, and HPV, and VD, and Herpes, and AIDS at the same time |
ExtremeSpeakers
11.07.11 | Wow that sucks |
FrankRedHot
11.07.11 | "Nah
You can have crabs, and HPV, and VD, and Herpes, and AIDS at the same time"
Trust me, Trebor knows |
Trebor17
11.07.11 | Yeah, crabs are easy to get rid of because you just shave, but rest are forever |
KimmsightMatters
11.07.11 | I don't have any STDs.
:] |
Zorak
11.07.11 | nasty like a stank slut bitch with thirty fuckin husbands |
Zorak
11.07.11 | not you kimm |
fr33convict
11.07.11 | "I don't have any STDs."
Oh please do you really expect us to believe that? :P |
FrankRedHot
11.07.11 | "I don't have any STDs."
Send me the test results and I'll believe you.
jk
or am I?
Nah, I'm jk
Maybe. |
KimmsightMatters
11.07.11 | Lol. I don't even know why I post comments like that.
To get my comment count up, I suppose. |
Trebor17
11.07.11 | Just post m/ |
KimmsightMatters
11.07.11 | Okay Pit, I'll bring a full report with me when I show up on your doorstep next year. |
fr33convict
11.07.11 | m/ |
FrankRedHot
11.07.11 | "Okay Pit, I'll bring a full report with me when I show up on your doorstep next year."
There's no better way to get into a guy's pants than to bring the medical report with you. |
KimmsightMatters
11.07.11 | Are you insinuating that I want in your pants? |
FrankRedHot
11.07.11 | Lol I dunno. Most females do.
Just a joke, calm down. |
Trebor17
11.07.11 | Get a room |
coneren
11.07.11 | hell yeah |
iFghtffyrdmns
11.07.11 | m/ m/ |
fr33convict
11.07.11 | Get a pet turtle and name it Kitty.
And a room too. |
KimmsightMatters
11.07.11 | Lol I was joking too. No need 4 all srs. |
FrankRedHot
11.07.11 | Nice recovery. |
KimmsightMatters
11.07.11 | Anyways I'm like 12. |
fr33convict
11.07.11 | Kimm used counter!
...It's not very effective... |
KimmsightMatters
11.07.11 | Counter? |
fr33convict
11.07.11 | Fuck Kimm I try to stick up for you, help keep you in line. But I can't tolerate this shit anymore.
Have you never played Pokemon? I MEAN REALLY. |
Trebor17
11.07.11 | FUCKING POKEMON |
KimmsightMatters
11.07.11 | I think I used to play with my brother when I was little. |
Zorak
11.07.11 | GOTTA CATCH EM ALL |
fr33convict
11.07.11 | Words cannot describe how much you have pissed me off right now. I'm going back on hiatus for like two more minutes. |
Trebor17
11.07.11 | THERE ARE 150 BUT MEW IS THE 151ST BUT YOU KIND OF HAVE TO CHEAT TO GET HIM AND YOU NEED BOTH BLUE AND RED TO CATCH THEM ALL |
fr33convict
11.07.11 | I MEAN FUCKING REALLY |
KimmsightMatters
11.07.11 | Over my head I'm going to sleep now byee. |
Trebor17
11.07.11 | OVER MY HEAD
WITH SOMETHING I SAID
COMPLETELY MISREAD I'M BETTER OFF DEAD |
Zorak
11.07.11 | I can only dig first and second gen Pokemon. 150 was accessible and 250 was pushing it but I got over it. But after that... OH FUCK NO |
fr33convict
11.07.11 | I caught them all. And then they made 8262926832 more. FML. |
FrankRedHot
11.07.11 | The only pokemon i have is in my pants
|
Zorak
11.07.11 | ^ EXACTLY |
Zorak
11.07.11 | towards convict not you frank. although I too have charizard in my pants as well |
Deviant.
11.07.11 | "All they played was dubstep. How in the crap do you dance to dubstep?"
Easy, you just listen to good dubstep |
Wolfhorde
11.07.11 | Or you simply don't dance at all and make dumb moves with your arm and body. |
