FromDaHood
11.20.11 | We were gonna promote abstinence and everything. I'm crushed. |
Satellite
11.20.11 | pretty sure you'll be promoting abstinence for a while dude |
jayfatha
11.20.11 | :o |
RosaParks
11.20.11 | fuck her in the ass |
FromDaHood
11.20.11 | Fuck you Satellite, I'm waiting til marriage. I mean it! |
RosaParks
11.20.11 | gay |
someguest
11.20.11 | Need to wait for that bureaucratic piece of paper to be picked up at the court house! |
AsoTamaki
11.20.11 | Satellite speaks the truth then. Also, do what Rosa said. She's still a virgin if the hymen is intact. |
RosaParks
11.20.11 | waiting til marriage cause you cant get any |
RosaParks
11.20.11 | queerosexual |
RosaParks
11.20.11 | i hope you die in an abstinence related accident you ugly cunt |
FromDaHood
11.20.11 | Well duh that's what it means, why else would I wait so long? |
Josh D.
11.20.11 | The one called Kim must leave you to your own, lest she violate the Sabbath.
HAIL |
someguest
11.20.11 | Brother, you better get down on your knees and pay. A thousand more fools are being born every fuckin' day. |
RosaParks
11.20.11 | HAVE YOU EVEN HEARD CAMEL |
FromDaHood
11.20.11 | You'd fuck me in a second Rosa, don't play games |
iFghtffyrdmns
11.20.11 | i think this is a joke. i hope this is a joke. |
tarkus
11.20.11 | queermosexual works better |
RosaParks
11.20.11 | i would fuck you but you're a stupid christian hippie fag so i hate you |
RosaParks
11.20.11 | go have sex when you're 30 cunt fag |
FromDaHood
11.20.11 | Whoa, I am not a Christian |
RosaParks
11.20.11 | lick my tainted meat |
RosaParks
11.20.11 | i converted you to islam fag |
RosaParks
11.20.11 | have you even heard sabbath |
FromDaHood
11.20.11 | Of course dude, I've been listening to Sabbath since i was 7 |
RosaParks
11.20.11 | you probably think master of reality is a book by dr phil |
Spec
11.20.11 | dude what the fuck |
iFghtffyrdmns
11.20.11 | so amicable, you are. |
RosaParks
11.20.11 | YOU CAN'T HANDLE THE TRUTH |
Electric City
11.20.11 | great thread |
taxidermist
11.20.11 | Anyone ever try and take you manhood? |
FromDaHood
11.20.11 | What do you mean by that? |
andcas
11.20.11 | I was going to be a smart ass but that sucks |
KimmsightMatters
11.21.11 | I know you're hurt, but I had your best interests in mind. Wouldn't wanna embarrass you in front of your friends. (; |
Spec
11.21.11 | comment removed for violation of human kindness |
Spec
11.21.11 | That was said in a slightly joking manner. |
someguest
11.21.11 | Spec had every man's dream of TWINS |
Spec
11.21.11 | I don't like where this is going... |
someguest
11.21.11 | lol
i've seen pics, they're both fit |
KimmsightMatters
11.21.11 | I remember when we first started dating (probably within the first two weeks) I sat at home one day after school crying because Steve was hanging out at Starbucks with my sister because she was a better listener than me and explained things more clearly.
Yeah that still hurts. |
andcas
11.21.11 | sex can complicate things. unless you two had a twilight relationship lol. |
KimmsightMatters
11.21.11 | I know next to nothing about Twilight. |
taxidermist
11.21.11 | LOL |
someguest
11.21.11 | lol wtf |
KimmsightMatters
11.21.11 | Graham have you met Tracy? |
North0House2
11.21.11 | I don't even know what I have just read. Am I in prison? |
Electric City
11.21.11 | omg |
WeepingBanana
11.21.11 | this was a pretty funny read
go on |
andcas
11.21.11 | how could you talk to her sister at starbucks spec. you're a monster man. |
taxidermist
11.21.11 | Keep going. |
KimmsightMatters
11.21.11 | I didn't care that they were hanging out, it was just the fact that at that point I still felt I was living in her shadow.
That's cool that Travis has said stuff about her lol. I always envied their closeness. |
andcas
11.21.11 | do I have the song for you: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrqvMnYv9z8 |
someguest
11.21.11 | Kimm, Kimm, so many insecurities. |
MalleusMaleficarum
11.21.11 | no wonder fromdahood is such a bitch he aint get no pussy |
taxidermist
11.21.11 | "I didn't care that they were hanging out, it was just the fact that at that point I still felt I was living in her shadow."
Yo dawg, that's fucked up, HOW COULD YOU SPEC. |
KimmsightMatters
11.21.11 | I do too, she's really quite wonderful.
Travis always "hits" on her LOL my mom hates it. My mom said as a joke that me and Trav should get married and he said "YUGH. MOM. That's DISGUSTING. ...I'll marry Tracy."
Or when Trace walked into the kitchen wearing short shorts: "Mmmm mm. Look at those long, slender legs."
|
KimmsightMatters
11.21.11 | "Mom, I'm in love with Tracy."
"Ugh. Travis..."
"No, really Mom. She is SO hot."
"UGH. TRAVIS..." |
andcas
11.21.11 | sounds like the lamest episode of degrassi which is every single one. |
someguest
11.21.11 | so is canada like a kentucky |
Spec
11.21.11 | Why are you posting this stuff on Sputnik? |
KimmsightMatters
11.21.11 | Lol I think he's kidding. I mean yeah, he's attracted to the blonde girls but I don't think he's actually...yeah I don't know.
I wonder how he'd react if I went back to blonde. |
KimmsightMatters
11.21.11 | "Why are you posting this stuff on Sputnik?"
Why not? It's all in good fun. |
Spec
11.21.11 | I wouldn't chance it. |
Spec
11.21.11 | Yeah whatever. I need another beer. |
KimmsightMatters
11.21.11 | I highly doubt that. |
Spec
11.21.11 | Sarcasm. So much sarcasm. |
KimmsightMatters
11.21.11 | Last comment referring to Steve needing another beer.
Haha that's funny...I didn't know he talked about her with his friends. I remember at aftergrad I asked TJ why Travis hated me haha. What a stupid stupid thing to do. |
Spec
11.21.11 | Drink all the beer!
He doesn't hate you, you're his sister. |
someguest
11.21.11 | this is really fucking weird |
KimmsightMatters
11.21.11 | He said it's because I'm "confrontational". Which was true to some degree. I still feel bad about my previous role in my family. But yeah, since Travis's heart attack we've been talking more, I've changed a lot since then and being back at home has gone smoothly and I'm actually bringing something good to the family dynamic for once. |
KimmsightMatters
11.21.11 | you should drink no beer [2] |
taroo
11.21.11 | you should drink no beer [3] |
andcas
11.21.11 | you should drink more beer [4] |
KimmsightMatters
11.21.11 | Yeah man. Makes for a happy Kimm. |
Spec
11.21.11 | I once knew a man that didn't drink or do drugs. He was healthy up until the time he killed himself. |
someguest
11.21.11 | HE WASN'T THERE AGAIN TODAY
I WISH, I WISH, HE'D GO AWAY |
Spec
11.21.11 | zoloft takes it out of me |
andcas
11.21.11 | I once knew a silentpotato who ironically wasn't very silent or a potato. |
Deviant.
11.21.11 | I'm gonna go to facebook and talk about music |
taxidermist
11.21.11 | "I once knew a silentpotato who ironically wasn't very silent or a potato."
FUCKING LOL. |
KimmsightMatters
11.21.11 | I'M IN LOVE WITH A MAN THAT DOESN'T EXIST! |
taroo
11.21.11 | I'M IN LOVE WITH A MAN THAT DOESN'T EXIST! [2] |
someguest
11.21.11 | "zoloft takes it out of me"
ugh |
KimmsightMatters
11.21.11 | "I'm gonna go to facebook and talk about music"
silentpotato don't got Facebook, ergo Sputnik is our only way of communication.
I've seen Graham. I can confirm that he is a potato, and a silent one at that. |
someguest
11.21.11 | so he's fat
not surprised |
andcas
11.21.11 | I talked to the mayor of potato town and he told me you're very rowdy. |
taxidermist
11.21.11 | Mr. Potatohead. |
KimmsightMatters
11.21.11 | This thread... |
KimmsightMatters
11.21.11 | I wonder what the last comment in this thread will say. |
taxidermist
11.21.11 | Anyone posting under this line is gay. FINAL COMMENT.
___________________________________________ |
andcas
11.21.11 | bring on the gayness: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3iaTEgoezNQ |
taroo
11.21.11 | I'm gay! |
KimmsightMatters
11.21.11 | But it's fair because they get lots of eyes. |
KimmsightMatters
11.21.11 | Ugh. Andcas edits comment, making mine irrelevant. |
andcas
11.21.11 | "making mine irrelevant" aren't they already kimm : P |
Aids
11.21.11 | itt: sputnik remembers why RosaParks is the worst user ever
and: sputnik gets more disturbing insight into Kimm's personal live |
Aids
11.21.11 | life* |
FromDaHood
11.21.11 | In response to taxi's earlier question, I have been sexually assaulted before.
|
curseworship
11.21.11 | everyone except rush die forever |
Acanthus
11.21.11 | List is weiiirrrrdddddd and strangely serious. |
Wolfhorde
11.21.11 | pretty sure you'll be promoting abstinence for a while dude [2] |
Sanders
11.21.11 | Have I missed something, or is the summary of this thread "Kimm's brother has the hots for Kimm's sister, and Kimm is jealous of her sister"? |
curseworship
11.21.11 | that is exactly what it is |
Sanders
11.21.11 | I... have no words. |
omnipanzer
11.21.11 | "sounds like the lamest episode of degrassi which is every single one."
Hahahahaha
I wonder how he'd react if I went back to blonde."
Didn't see that coming... you're family sounds really odd. |
Wolfhorde
11.21.11 | No secret that Christianity has a long history of incest/ouos relations. |
omnipanzer
11.21.11 | ^ no more so than any other, It's an equivalent percentage to all of humanity. |
curseworship
11.21.11 | Pastafarianism has a zero percent incest rate READ A FUCKING BOOK |
omnipanzer
11.21.11 | Sure it does, it just hasn't been around long enough to have any gritty books written about it. FSM FTW |
curseworship
11.21.11 | I have written thirty gritty books about it BROWSE SOME FUCKING AMAZON |
Wolfhorde
11.21.11 | "no more so than any other"
That's arguable. In the early medieval ages shit affiliated with Roman Catholicism was pretty rough shit, probably more than in other cultures. And until you've studied history and wrote a disertation I'm inclined to belief two teachers and a professor. (no offense, old man) |
omnipanzer
11.21.11 | Wolfy... I have no idea how you can believe that. There are cases of incest in all cultures and religions. It's a human thing not geographic or religious one. I doubt there is a culture spawned that didn't have some incest particularly in it's infancy prior to birth defects becoming obvious due to inappropriate breeding habits etc. |
Wolfhorde
11.21.11 | I don't deny that it was common, but the reasoning of "keeping pure bloodlines" was not necessarily that common, which is actually what I was hinting to. (and that is - at least for historical sources - very notable in Europe in the medieval ages) |
omnipanzer
11.21.11 | During (for example) the middle ages and in ancient Greece it was common to keep the bloodlines strong and pure but they have nothing to do with Christianity. |
Wolfhorde
11.21.11 | Haven't heard that one about Greece, at least not the "nowadays for us important time". Of course there's no direct link, but most of the kings/nobility at a certain time were Christian (also later the saxons, don't think I'll have to describe them) and it's apparent that the church had no apparent problem with that whole thing. (my initial comment wasn't even supposed to start a discussion, just poke the bear a bit) |
Acanthus
11.21.11 | "my initial comment wasn't even supposed to start a discussion, just poke the bear a bit"
History discussions are enjoyable, it's a nice change of pace for the thread I'd imagine. |
Wolfhorde
11.21.11 | They are enjoyable if no one gets on the high horse and starts taking sides, which is unfortunately rarely the case. (though history is also pretty fucking hilarious, I will never forget the thracian army of gays which was undefeated for 2 centuries) |
Acanthus
11.21.11 | I remember learning that in highschool, it remains a favorite historical tidbit. |
Wolfhorde
11.21.11 | That's why you have to know how to interpret historical sources and well, history only operates on the basic principle of every science: striving for objectivity in the knowledge to never achieve it. It's just kind of more apparent than in stuff like physics. |
Sanders
11.21.11 | "History discussions are enjoyable, it's a nice change of pace for the thread I'd imagine."
I dunno, the whole disclosure of imminent incest was a fairly unique slant. |
omnipanzer
11.21.11 | In ancient Greece it was not uncommon for husband and wife to be brother and sister. In ancient China it was not frowned upon for cousins on the mothers side to marry. I think we can agree that neither of these cultures where christian.
"just poke the bear a bit"
I know. ;^) |
omnipanzer
11.21.11 | "I dunno, the whole disclosure of imminent incest was a fairly unique slant."
Incest is prevalent throughout history... the fact that it is relegated to a foot note just makes it less notable. |
Wolfhorde
11.21.11 | Well, cousins don't actually count as incest. At least not by "civilized law". (and there are afaik no genetical problems) And I think that with Greece is something that would have to be narrowed down, I know that the ancient Greeks believed in the importance of their family line but nothing about "pure blood lines" since it was mostly a "if you're born as low shit then you can either stay like it or work your way up". Which increased with time, especially with the first democracies. |
Sanders
11.21.11 | "Incest is prevalent throughout history... the fact that it is relegated to a foot note just makes it less notable."
Oh, I know, I was just saying in the context of Sputnik lists, real incest is almost never broached as a topic. |
Capablanca
11.21.11 | There was this pope once who shared his daughter with his son, tru story. |
omnipanzer
11.21.11 | "Well, cousins don't actually count as incest."
First cousins do. |
Capablanca
11.21.11 | http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/4/4c/Carlos_segundo80.png |
FrankRedHot
11.21.11 | "I'M IN LOVE WITH A MAN THAT DOESN'T EXIST!"
You should love God, not be "in love" with him. |
omnipanzer
11.21.11 | Zing |
Wolfhorde
11.21.11 | "First cousins do."
Legally or genetically? Because there's a slight difference afaik. |
Cosmiche
11.21.11 | WHAT'S GOING ON HOLY SHIT |
Wolfhorde
11.21.11 | Don't be dramatic. |
someguest
11.21.11 | I know a couple who are married that are third cousins. I think that's fucked up myself. |
Cosmiche
11.21.11 | my frustration knows no bounds |
omnipanzer
11.21.11 | "Legally or genetically? Because there's a slight difference afaik."
Legality is different from jurisdiction to jurisdiction but I think both. It is definitely bad genetically, there is a pretty high percentage of a birth defect there. Starting with second cousins your probably pretty safe. |
Electric City
11.21.11 | holy shit how did this thread get BETTER |
Sanders
11.21.11 | I believe it's that rarely-seen set of circumstances where more incest made things better. |
Wolfhorde
11.21.11 | "Legality is different from jurisdiction to jurisdiction but I think both. It is definitely bad genetically, there is a pretty high percentage of a birth defect there. Starting with second cousins your probably pretty safe."
About it being bad genetically I can imagine, legally I know that it's not illegal in Germany - though there is no mention about the grade the cousin is. I think I'm gonna ask a lawyer I know (since we're usually very detailed with our laws) |
whywontyoudie
11.21.11 | what the |
ThirtySixChambers
11.21.11 | the context of this thread is weird |
omnipanzer
11.21.11 | I'll end on this one Wolfy.
"In the United States, such marriages are now highly stigmatized, and laws ban most or all first-cousin marriage in 30 states." |
FrankRedHot
11.21.11 | Thread is disturbing |
ThirtySixChambers
11.21.11 | and does this mean that Kim is indefinitely not a troll? didn't know people have actually met her on here |
someguest
11.21.11 | lol
of course she's legit |
Acanthus
11.21.11 | Definitely no troll sir. |
omnipanzer
11.21.11 | She's met with and spoken to many people off site. Troll perhaps bot not a ruse sir. |
andcas
11.21.11 | according to the origin story of adam and eve aren't we all generational products of incest. I will patiently wait for kimm to
explain this to me. |
Wolfhorde
11.21.11 | According to modern biology most of the people of this planet are supposed to share one genetical forefather, some dude from Africa if I remember correctly. So, if that's correct we're all related anyway. |
KimmsightMatters
11.21.11 | Oh, I see a shoutbox conversation in the near future if you care to orsue that question, andcas. :)
This is all making my family seem much weirder than we actually are... |
andcas
11.21.11 | I always felt deep down that I was part of the wolf pack. now I know. |
Acanthus
11.21.11 | All families are weird. |
andcas
11.21.11 | some don't have much. |
Wolfhorde
11.21.11 | "All families are weird."
Obviously, since "normality" is only superficial. But not all families are weird weird, as in creepy weird. |
Acanthus
11.21.11 | Very true, I often find that most do have at least one "creepy" element to them however. |
Sanders
11.21.11 | Depends how you define creepy I guess, but a brother saying "Mmmm mm. Look at those long, slender legs." to his sister is definitely not within the realms of normal familial weirdness. |
Acanthus
11.21.11 | Not having to deal/be around my family leads to almost all the families I interact with seem weird to me; I'm used to not having to interact with family groups. |
KimmsightMatters
11.21.11 | "Depends how you define creepy I guess, but a brother saying "Mmmm mm. Look at those long, slender legs." to his sister is definitely not within the realms of normal familial weirdness."
He only says it as a joke to weird my mom out. And apparently his friends, too. |
andcas
11.21.11 | he sounds like a dane cook fan. |
Acanthus
11.21.11 | If he ever starts yelling about people cutting in line you'll know for sure. |
andcas
11.21.11 | "If he ever starts yelling about people cutting in line you'll know for sure" lol |
Sanders
11.21.11 | but what if he's yelling about people cutting in line whilst he's balls-deep in his sister? |
Acanthus
11.21.11 | Well then there's only one question; Who's cut now? |
someguest
11.21.11 | i love broccoli
I really do |
omnipanzer
11.21.11 | "And apparently his friends, too."
...
I love this thread. |
Wolfhorde
11.21.11 | "but what if he's yelling about people cutting in line whilst he's balls-deep in his sister?"
He better stop yelling before his parents notice. |
andcas
11.21.11 | who do you think is getting all the close angle shots on camera wolfhorde. |
Aids
11.21.11 | "He only says it as a joke to weird my mom out. And apparently his friends, too."
yeah, there's something else going on there. a joke is fine but that sounds like it has some truth to it.
omfg gross eww i feel dirty bleh |
someguest
11.21.11 | well this sure is interesting |
omnipanzer
11.21.11 | I think we can all agree (excepting Kimm of course) that it's way more amusing to go ahead and assume it isn't a joke. |
Wolfhorde
11.21.11 | Obviously. Despite the fact that you usually don't tell that kind of joke to weird someone out. |
Acanthus
11.21.11 | Most definitely, otherwise the 170+ comments would be for naught! |
Sanders
11.21.11 | I think the only way to find out is if Kimm dyes her hair blonde and waits for the warm shot to the back. |
Wolfhorde
11.21.11 | I wonder how Kimm would react if her little brother would be a weirdo creep for real. |
omnipanzer
11.21.11 | This is definitely your thread Sanders, You are on fire today sir. |
someguest
11.21.11 | "I think the only way to find out is if Kimm dyes her hair blonde and waits for the warm shot to the back."
lmfao
why would he spill his coffee on her? |
omnipanzer
11.21.11 | Someguest, you little monkey you. |
KimmsightMatters
11.21.11 | "I wonder how Kimm would react if her little brother would be a weirdo creep for real. "
Talking about the older brother.
I can't believe this has gone this far... |
Sanders
11.21.11 | "why would he spill his coffee on her?"
It's not an easy task, holding a hot beverage whilst furiously masturbating. |
Acanthus
11.21.11 | It's only 200 comments, relatively small still. |
someguest
11.21.11 | yeah I know
imagine the trip to ER I had with third degree burns on my taint |
andcas
11.21.11 | set a trap kimm. have your sister make a pass and see if he takes the bait. |
omnipanzer
11.21.11 | "I can't believe this has gone this far..."
/tap foot |
Tyrael
11.21.11 | Man I'd like to meet Kimm irl
rawrr |
Wolfhorde
11.21.11 | "Talking about the older brother."
That doesn't make it better, not at all.
"I can't believe this has gone this far..."
Not that hard to believe considering where we are and stuff.
"Man I'd like to meet Kimm irl"
Tyr, you old poon hound! |
omnipanzer
11.21.11 | Hahahaha, he said POON HOUND! |
Scoot
11.21.11 | hah |
Wolfhorde
11.21.11 | Got me there. |
omnipanzer
11.21.11 | List title can be read three different ways that I can think of... |
Wolfhorde
11.21.11 | Enlighten us, please. |
someguest
11.21.11 | standing up
your dick standing up
kimm not showing up |
omnipanzer
11.21.11 | To be stood up (from a prone position)
your dick standing up
kimm not showing up
^ yah that
It just occurred to me, I'm leaving in 5 minutes and just thought I'd leave that behind. ;^)
"bear poking" |
someguest
11.21.11 | i'm listening to old sonic youth and man kim gordon loves to say 'fuck' |
Sanders
11.21.11 | There's a joke in there somewhere about her not turning up because she was too busy stopping her sister from being pummeled, I'm sure. |
someguest
11.21.11 | why would her sister be in a fight |
Sanders
11.21.11 | Sorry, I ought to less vague with my terminology. I meant to say something along the lines of "torn a new hole by her brother's penis". |
someguest
11.21.11 | whose penis has fingers |
Tyrael
11.21.11 | 'Tyr, you old poon hound!'
haha |
Sanders
11.21.11 | "Whose penis has fingers"
I imagine this facilitated the situation: http://toywithme.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/04/fist.jpg |
someguest
11.21.11 | i need a moving picture example |
Trebor17
11.21.11 | I didn't go to prom |
Wolfhorde
11.21.11 | Sanders, today is REALLY your day.
"haha"
Don't tell me you don't have them girls flyin' at ya when you get out the waffles and the chocolate. |
Tyrael
11.21.11 | 'Don't tell me you don't have them girls flyin' at ya when you get out the waffles and the chocolate.'
Oh yeah man, chicks dig the chocolate! It's hard to pick just one (or two, depends on how fit I am that day). Although I don't have any of your natural german charm, I'm so jealous of you for that you have no idea... |
Wolfhorde
11.21.11 | Unfortunately that German charm only works with non-Germans. Also you should be aware of the ones that have will just take a poem out of their pocket and start a conversation about philosophy out of the blue, those are dangerous creatures!
But damn, I should be in other countries more often so I could use my charm. We should trip somewhere and use our combined force! |
Tyrael
11.21.11 | We should do a trip around the world! Our last stop will be the USA where we tell our sputbros about our wondrous journey and all the wonderful women we met! |
Wolfhorde
11.21.11 | Hell yeah, good idea. And somewhere we'll snatch up a chevy with digital audio input so we can jam grim and evil stuff while driving around! |
Sanders
11.21.11 | "i need a moving picture example"
Picture this, but replace the slap with the above item, and the pie to the face with a glorious money-shot:
http://img.perthstreetbikes.com/img/9/5/9/pieslap_revenge.gif |
lifeson60
11.21.11 | Why do people post date problems on here? |
KimmsightMatters
11.21.11 | Post list about Kimm, get lots of comments.
It's an unfortunate reality for everyone. |
Wolfhorde
11.21.11 | "Why do people post date problems on here? "
You obviously have not obtained the ability to read yet, I reckon. |
Tyrael
11.21.11 | 'Hell yeah, good idea. And somewhere we'll snatch up a chevy with digital audio input so we can jam grim and evil stuff while driving around!'
Dude I like your style, let's pack up our bags and go go go! Don't forget to bring some of those delicious german sausages with you! |
Tyrael
11.21.11 | 'Post list about Kimm, get lots of comments.'
Marry me, Kimm! |
ohfoxxxycole
11.21.11 | gay |
omnipanzer
11.21.11 | "Post list about Kimm, get lots of comments."
You don't always hate it. |
KimmsightMatters
11.21.11 | Not at all - I quite enjoy it sometimes. |
Acanthus
11.21.11 | And this list goes on! |
KimmsightMatters
11.21.11 | Only because you bumped it. |
Sanders
11.22.11 | And because it's full of incest. |
Nikkolae
11.22.11 | what the fuck did i just read? |
