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buckfutter 07.05.10	Is Baroque Era neither an Era nor Baroque. Discuss!
SlightlyEpic 07.05.10	dude for real
eternium 07.05.10	It's how we celebrate America's birthday nowadays.
buckfutter 07.05.10	For real what, slightly?
R6Rider 07.05.10	I'm with ya brother.
Satellite 07.05.10	Haven't smoked since I was in Florida around Christmas time. Makes me paranoid as shit. I'll stick with alcohol. Fuck you, liver.
buckfutter 07.05.10	Liver? What liver?
R6Rider 07.05.10	Pretty much why I can't or don't want to smoke it.
R6Rider 07.05.10	Paranoia that is.
eternium 07.05.10	It relaxes most people, but if it makes you paranoid, you probably shouldn't smoke it anyway.
Maniac! 07.05.10	Hey Nick, do you like Cake - Fashion Nugget? It's a pretty great 90's album
buckfutter 07.05.10	I love cake, especially Tres Leches! Nah, Cake is pretty good, most of their stuff is hit or miss, though.
Satellite 07.05.10	Yeah, I've honestly never felt relaxed while high. I used to smoke a lot in my younger days, too. Mostly I'd just do it to "enhance" shit like going to the library and playing vidja games.
Maniac! 07.05.10	HE'S GOING THE DISTANCE! dundundundun
buckfutter 07.05.10	He's going for speed. She's all alone, All alone in her time of need!
buckfutter 07.05.10	If all pot does is make you relax, then maybe you should start looking into other ways to relax.
eternium 07.05.10	Pot also makes me generally feel good, giggle at nothing, like everything, and eventually get hungry.
SlightlyEpic 07.05.10	i am so uptight right now
buckfutter 07.05.10	Would you like a massage, Slightly?
SlightlyEpic 07.05.10	I would absolutely love a massage right now pit would you say you are an experienced masseur?
buckfutter 07.05.10	Yes, maybe not professional, but very experienced. I'll light some candles, put on either "Motorcycle Drive By" from 3eB or "Lightning Crashes" from Live and rub you down. Did I just turn gay?
SlightlyEpic 07.05.10	it isn't gay it is an entirely platonic strictly no homo massage between bros that will gradually evolve over time into a beautiful friendship and/or casual buttsex
tinkrbel 07.05.10	"Did I just turn gay?" yes, yes u did
buckfutter 07.05.10	Sonic- How is smoking pot something to be proud of? Lol, that doesn't make any sense. "Hey, I just became the CEO of a multi-billion dollar company!" "Hey, I smoke pot!" WHich one is something to be proud of? Really? Also, most of this list is for nostalgic purposes.
buckfutter 07.05.10	But doesn't the buttsex make us gay, Slightly? And I thought we already had a beautiful friendship. Does that mean buttsex is next?
tinkrbel 07.05.10	"Does that mean buttsex is next?" its the next logical step
SlightlyEpic 07.05.10	I don't think there's anything gay about using another man's rectum as a recepticle for your penis
AnotherBrick 07.05.10	pot is such a gay term
buckfutter 07.05.10	But there is definitely something gay about letting yourself use your rectum as a recepticle for another man's penis.
tinkrbel 07.05.10	its only slightly gay if a man uses ur rectum as a receptacle for his penis but only slightly ;)
SlightlyEpic 07.05.10	I never thought about it like that I guess your right oh man does this make us a gay couple :x
buckfutter 07.05.10	Just don't tell my wife, Slightly. She'll grab the kid and run.
AnotherBrick 07.05.10	ACKNOWLEDGE ME
eternium 07.05.10	Don't you guys know that you can make anything not gay just by yelling SLAYER during it?
SlightlyEpic 07.05.10	it's okay i'm sure your wife and I can come to some kind of agreement we could share you
buckfutter 07.05.10	Eternium- That sounds like Progmaster's thinking. I shall have none of that.
eternium 07.05.10	Actually it's a Brian Posehn joke.
BrahTheSunGod 07.05.10	Who wants a body massage? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww3GTNv9hHk
buckfutter 07.05.10	My bad Eternium. Posehn is funny sometimes, but I prefer his other "teammates" in the alternative comedy arena
ConsiderPhlebas 07.05.10	Is 7 a real band? Does my nut in when I see kids smoking weed as if they're total badasses.
Enotron 07.05.10	people who smoke weed are badasses where the fuck have you been
buckfutter 07.05.10	Lol, ya Jewel, 7 is a real band. A pretty decent one, as a matter of fact. Ya, fuck weed. Try a man's drugs. Like heroin
ConsiderPhlebas 07.05.10	Around a load of badasses I guess
buckfutter 07.05.10	Be a man and mainline some black tar
ConsiderPhlebas 07.05.10	Snort coke out of a fat girl's arse then come talk to me. 7's good, listening to it on Spotify - pretty chilled.
buckfutter 07.05.10	Do some meth and then go around driving with your redneck cousin Troy in the back of his 1972 pickup, then come talk to me.
ConsiderPhlebas 07.05.10	They should put that on drug advice pamphlets
cirq 07.05.10	Smoking weed is bad for you
Prolapse 07.05.10	it kills brain cells
UnnamedOcean 07.05.10	I smoked it once, then tried salvia, then said fuck weed.
Enotron 07.05.10	"it kills brain cells" no it doesn't.
witchxrapist 07.05.10	HORRIBLE LIST, YOU LIED LAST NIGHT
buckfutter 07.05.10	Mappy- You're just jealous that I can remember the 90's..... and last night, for that matter.
Prolapse 07.05.10	i am being sarcastic, i like the bit of doobie now and again
witchxrapist 07.05.10	I can remember last night perfectly. Dropped sum 2ce, watched fireworks w/ da boyfrann, wandered around in the woods looking at trees flicker different colors, spuitnuked obnoxiously, etc.
witchxrapist 07.05.10	AND I REMEMBER THE '90s OKAY?
buckfutter 07.05.10	Mappy, stop being so jealous of me, okay? I understand it's hard not to be, considering I'm so perfect and all, but you gotta try, okay?
witchxrapist 07.05.10	fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine im only jealous of the dbz tat tho
buckfutter 07.05.10	Don't you realize that's all of me? I'm only a set of arms.
witchxrapist 07.05.10	good looks FOUR ARMS HAHAHA
buckfutter 07.05.10	Why am I not laughing?
witchxrapist 07.05.10	because my joke sucked okay? but list is severely lacking in: chune, honeywell, polaris, evergreen, four hundred years, kill your idols, los crudos, etc. etc. way to go and suck
buckfutter 07.05.10	Except that none of those bands were ever heard on the radio. DUH!
witchxrapist 07.05.10	im sure they were played on college radio stations somewhere at some point :o
buckfutter 07.06.10	Mappy, we don't have college stations down in South Florida.
Flatliner 07.06.10	pass the dutchie
MUNGOLOID 07.06.10	man the 4th of july is one of the best days to get high. i was one twekin' mother fucker yesterday.
oltnabrick 05.28.20	wonder if this guy ever smoked again