buckfutter
Horace Finkelstein
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 Lists
07.05.10 Look At Me! I Smoke Pot!07.01.10 Let's Talk About Fat Chicks!
06.16.10 Poison The Well In Studio!!!!06.15.10 Tmf Will Not Die
06.14.10 Guess That Mother F*cker!06.14.10 Where In The "Mother F*ck?"
06.11.10 Bbq Ranked06.09.10 What Your Tattoo Says About You
06.09.10 Vicodin And Beer06.08.10 Fat And Lazy Is So Underrated
06.07.10 Unemployment+farmland=suicidal(or Mastu06.07.10 Tattoos And Kangaroos
06.04.10 100 Essentials From The 90's06.03.10 Brokencyde Cover
06.03.10 Unpack My Shit, Bitch!06.02.10 Top 25 Metal Bassists
06.02.10 Top 25 Metal Vocalists06.01.10 The 25 Best Metal Guitarists
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Sputnik Bloopers

I know, I know. One list per day. Bla bla bla breaking the rule. Seriously, this site is so dead today, who the fuck cares? Anyways, these are my favorite reviews on here. Yes, they are all either a)terrible, or b) just downright funny. Here are my top five.
5Brokencyde
I'm Not a Fan, but the Kids Like It!


http://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?reviewid=33754 Br00talsamitch, at it again!!!!
4Dead Kings
Dead Kings


http://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?reviewid=36328 Oh, God, the humanity.
3Converge
Jane Doe


http://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?reviewid=35854 Can't tell if this is a joke or something written by a user without a proper functioning brain.
2Suicide Silence
No Time to Bleed


http://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?reviewid=33030 And this guy is serious?
1Emmure
Felony


http://www.sputnikmusic.com/album.php?reviewid=33802 This had me spewing milk out of my nostrils.
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