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|2001 - A Year That Started On A Monday|
Some note worthy albums that appeared in 2001 plus quotes from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (also 2001)
Jay: Ladies, Ladies, Ladies, Jay and Silent Bob are in the hizzouse!
Jay: All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers.
We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little bitches.
Once we get to Hollywood and find those Miramax fucks who are making that movie, we're gonna make 'em eat our shit,
then shit out our shit, then eat their shit which is made up of our shit that we made 'em eat.
Then you're all you motherfucks are next. Love, Jay and Silent Bob
Jay: I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face.
I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little fuck
[referring to Silent Bob], none of you little fucks out there.
I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do.
I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it.
|4||The White Stripes|
White Blood Cells
Sissy: Your shit is really getting tired, Justice.
Justice: Call me 'Boo-Boo-Kitty-Fuck', bitch.
Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: Sorry to interrupt sirs, but we've got a 10-07 on our hands.
Matt Damon: [exasperated] Oh Jesus, again Ben?
Ben Affleck: [cocky] No, bullshit, because I wasn't WITH a hooker today, ha-HA!
Miramax Studios Security Guard Gordon: There they are!
Jay: Affleck, you the bomb in "Phantoms", yo!
|6||Secret Chiefs 3|
Fuck Jay and Silent Bob. Fuck them up their stupid asses.
Devil Jay: Mua-ha-ha-ha! Man, what the fuck are you waiting for?
She went for the set up. Reach in your pants and pull your cock out, bitch! Girls like that kinda shit.
Devil Jay 2: Mua-ha-ha-ha! Right about here is where the angel's supposed to show up and tell you NOT to pull your dick out,
but we bitch-slapped that motherfucker and send him packing, so it's smooth sailing. Let it rip boy...
Pure Rock Fury
Jay: What? I've got a wiping problem. I just stick those little pieces up my brown-eye and bam!
I get no stains in my undies. What you don't believe me? Check this shit out.
Spread my cheeks, so he can see the fucking stink nuggets!
Jay: I'm a smooth pimp who loves the pussy. And Tubby here is my black man servant.
Chaka: Crazy crackers with guns. Its time I get my black ass out of here.
James Van Der Beek: Now you're gonna tell me the monkey's gay.
Jason Biggs: Well, how do you know he doesn't smoke monkey pole?
|12||Karma To Burn|
Jay's Mother: [to infant Jay] Did ya hear that fuckin' guy tellin' me how to fuckin' raise ya?
What a motherfucker, man! Who the fuck does that fuckin' guy think he is? What's the worst fuckin' thing that
can fuckin' happen to ya just standing outside a fuckin' store, right? Fuck!
Baby Jay: Fuck... fuck... fuck... fuck..
The Directors Cut
Brent: What's your damage, little boy? You've got a sick and twisted world perspective.
|14||Nick Cave And The Bad Seeds |
No More Shall We Part
Chaka: Do you know that I came up with the idea for Sesame Street?
I came up with it before PBS. The white man stole it. That's right.
I was gonna call it "N.W.P." - Niggaz With Puppets. Catchy, ain't it?
|15||System Of A Down|
Jay: Yo baby, you ever had your asshole licked by a fat man in an overcoat?
Sing Loud, Sing Proud!
Whillenholly: We don't want to rub the C.L.I.T. the wrong way.
|17||Something For Kate|
Whillenholly: Remember, folks... stimulation of the C.L.I.T is not recommended.
Prometheus: The Discipline Of Fire and Demise
Chaka: Do you think "Fat Albert" had an inker? No, Bill Cosby did the whole thing with a roller and it was EXCELLENT.
Whillenholly: And might I add, that is one fine looking boy you are raising.
Jay: Hell yeah, that's because he's from my sperm.
See, I knocked up this hot woman friend of ours that I fuck on the side so as to not be all the way gay,
but my tubby husband here is 100% queer. He LOVES the cock.
Music To Make Love To Your Old Lady By
Ben Affleck: You're like a child. What've I been telling you? You gotta do the safe picture.
Then you can do the art picture. But then sometimes you gotta do the payback picture because your friend says you owe him.
[They both take a beat and look at the camera]
Ben Affleck: And sometimes, you have to go back to the well.
Matt Damon: And sometimes, you do Reindeer Games.
Ben Affleck: See, that's just mean.
|21||Low & Dirty Three|
In The Fishtank 7
Chaka's Production Assistant: Here's your coffee sir.
Chaka: Did you spit in it?
Chaka's Production Assistant: I didn't spit in it sir.
Chaka: Any boogers in it?
Chaka's Production Assistant: There's no boogers in it sir.
Chaka: You went to film school didn't you?
Must piss you off to see a black man runnin' a big old production like this, huh? Went to film school.
Does your daddy know you give a nigga his coffee? Must kill him, doesn't it!
Chaka's Production Assistant: There's no boogers in it sir.
Chaka: Then taste it. Taste the booger flavor. I know it's in there!
|22||My Dying Bride|
The Dreadful Hours
Jay: You know, maybe one night me and Lunch Box are out we're mackin' some chick and shit, and she's, like,
"Ooh, I want to suck youse guys' dicks off," and she's, like, "What your names?" And I'm, like, "Jay and Silent Bob."
Reco'nize. And she's like, "Oh, I've read on the Internet that fuckin' youse guys are a couple of little fuckin' jerkoffs."
And then she goes and sucks two other guys' dicks off instead. Well, FUCK that.
Jay: Fuck, fuck, fuck, fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, / Mother, mother fuck, fuck / Mother fuck, mother fuck, /
Noise noise noise, / 1, 2, 1, 2, 3, 4, / Noise, noise noise / Smokin' weed, smokin' wizz, / Doin' coke, drinkin' beers, /
Drinkin' beers, beers, beers, / Rollin' fattys, smokin' blunts, / Who smokes the blunts? / We smoke the blunts. /
Rollin' blunts and smokin'...