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Fall Begins Vinyl Binge, Tinged By Excessive Consumption Of Gin And Tonics.

It's getting cooler. Winter is going to start shrinking testicles and creating rrigid nips through rrrcashmere sweaters. rWatch out for the nozzle it might put your eye out.
1Cynic
Focus


Re-issue signed by Masvidal and Reinert.
2Frank Zappa
Studio Tan


Greggery Peccary will help one through growing cold. Especially as one receives oral and mixes a fucking cocktail.
3Clutch
Earth Rocker


I will plan the layouts of my ice fortress and ready myself for battle against the hordes of children that infest my streets. I will listen to Gone Cold as I do so.
4Vali
Forlatt


It's getting cold. You listen to this shit when it's cold and your head is pounding from the daytime drinking and all you can do is look up at the cold stars and pray for your goddam headache to go away.
5Vali
Skogslandskap


Look I knew this bitch one time. See prior entry.
6Tartar Lamb
Polyimage of Known Exits


Ever drink hot gin that you left out in the sun all day? Me either.
7Blotted Science
The Machinations of Dementia


Let's say I did drink hot gin because I was hurting for a drink, would you think less of me? If you did would I care? If I cared would I remember?
8King Crimson
In the Court of the Crimson King


I forgot that I bought it the first time.
9Tom Waits
Alice


It's dreamy weather....
10The Dillinger Escape Plan
One of Us is the Killer


Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit. Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V(Oh, that Santragian seawater! Oh, those Santragian fish!) Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzene is lost). Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it, in honor of all those happy hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia. Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qalactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heavy odors of the dark Qalactin Zones, subtle, sweet, and mystic. Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian Suns deep into the heart of the drink. Sprinkle Zamphuor. Add an olive. Drink . . . but . . . very carefully . . .
11Intronaut
Habitual Levitations


...
12The Police
Synchronicity


Fuck if I can remember. Rules though.
13Zozobra
Savage Masters


Take the juice from one bottle of that Ol' Janx Spirit. Pour into it one measure of water from the seas of Santraginus V(Oh, that Santragian seawater! Oh, those Santragian fish!) Allow three cubes of Arcturan Mega-gin to melt into the mixture (it must be properly iced or the benzene is lost). Allow four litres of Fallian marsh gas to bubble through it, in honor of all those happy hikers who have died of pleasure in the Marshes of Fallia. Over the back of a silver spoon float a measure of Qalactin Hypermint extract, redolent of all the heavy odors of the dark Qalactin Zones, subtle, sweet, and mystic. Drop in the tooth of an Algolian Suntiger. Watch it dissolve, spreading the fires of the Algolian Suns deep into the heart of the drink. Sprinkle Zamphuor. Add an olive. Drink . . . but . . . very carefully . . .
14Fall of Efrafa
Owsla


Repeat 10 and 13.
15Cynic
Traced In Air


End the list as it began.
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