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Soundtrack To Dealing Physical Harm To A Playgroundful Of Small Children

If I was Will Ferrel/John C. Reilly and a bunch of punk-ass kids made me lick white feces, this is what I'd listen to before round two.
10Algernon Cadwallader
Fun


Lull the kids into a false sense of security.
9Last Lights
No Past. No Present. No Future.


Accurately describes what is about to go down on these little shits.
8Kid Dynamite
Shorter, Faster, Louder


Prominently features the words Kid and Dynamite. Also, this album rules really hard.
7Weekend Nachos
Unforgivable


Shot in the head may be a bit extreme a reaction to forced consumption of feces, but this album is too goddamn heavy to pass up.
6Loma Prieta
Life/Less


Alternatingly Calm and spastic. Great record. Would kick ass to.
5Cursed
I


No reason needed.
4Harlots
Betrayer


Like Black Sheep Wall and Converge combined. For the slow-motion ass-kicking parts.
3Stray From The Path
Make Your Own History


See #2.
2Advent
Naked and Cold


So angry.
1Converge
No Heroes


Heavy, fast, converge. Good time for everyone.
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