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Why Is My Taste Superior You Ask?

I decided to make a quick list that will change your negative opinion about me.
1Arvo Part
Tabula Rasa

I am objective--- This should come as no surprise for the folks who know me. I don't consider music art like most of you, well... I think of it more as science, it's all theory and execution!
2Radiohead
Kid A

I am rational--- Kid A is widely considered the greatest album of the 00s but fans of this album haven't even noticed yet that more than half of it consists of fillers. No album is greater than the sum of its parts, because the sum of its parts is the fucking album.
3Neurosis
Through Silver in Blood

I know the different between music and anti-music--- There are bands who can trick people into believing they make true music. Neurosis is a great example, at first glance you'd say their music is melodic and their vocalists does a great job, but if you put it on a sheet and hand it to any decent classical composer he will rage more than My Name Is Chan when I troll the Brand New thread. Portishead's frontman Beth Gibbons also, the lady has such a huge nose that cancels the reverb she struggles so hard to create in her huge mouth and makes her sound like a buzzing 60s fridge, but that's just an unfurtunate case so I'm not gonna blame her for anything... just saying.
4Kanye West
My Beautiful Dark Twisted Fantasy

Immune to the hype--- Hype forces weak-minded people to adore some really random shit music like Ne Obliviscaris and Kanye West. It has the power to convert normal human beings into gays who consider themselves music critics. I am immune to it since I don't care about my image in the society.
5The Dear Hunter
The Color Spectrum (Complete Collection)

Quality > quantity--- The Dear Hunter, I don't care how many shit songs you release in a week, if they suck then they suck, end of the story.
6Tool
Lateralus

Lyrics--- Take an eccentric album like Lateralus, I don't mind if he talks about aliens, spirals and spiritism cause the vocal performance is clearly void of emotions, the human voice should automatically considered a musical instrument in this situation.
7Massive Attack
Mezzanine

Proper audio equipment--- I own a Sennheiser HD650 and a Heed CanAmp that could generate enough electricity to illuminate New York city for 5 minutes. Also, studies show that women hearing is far superior to men', so I can hear hidden patterns and intricate, complex layering far easier than most people.
8Black Sabbath
Paranoid

Music should not be considered relative to the time it came out in--- Just because something was good back then it doesn't mean it should be remembered forever. I appreciate the fact that Black Sabbath cleared the way for million of metal bands and Led Zeppelin helped in the evolution of progressive rock, but that doesn't mean their music isn't fucking terrible! even Coldplay is better than both of these bands... just how a Toyota Prius is better than all cars from the 1920s. Don't be mad, it's just evolution and I suggest you all to stop living in the past!
9Converge
Jane Doe

Artistic vision--- Inferior music with artistic vision > superior music with no purpose, style or mood; eg: A Love Supreme > Kind of Blue; Lateralus > Blackwater Park; For Emma, Forever Ago > Astral Weeks; Untrue > James Blake etc.
10Death
Symbolic

Metal is dumb--- This is the most limited and under-developed genre out there. Metal bands are 4- member herds that usually consist of high-school drop outs, junkies and bullied kids that still live with their mom. The music they make is basically loud rock with silly vocals and random lyrics about death, evil, satan and other things they probably know nothing about.
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