BaselineOOO: I Cheated On My Boyfriend

taxidermist 05.24.12	Shit.
someguest 05.24.12	well my dick is huge it's understandable
MMX 05.24.12	Bahahaha
MMX 05.24.12	I mean how tragic
someguest 05.24.12	I whipped it out baseline said 'damn' before she knew it she was takin the slam
Jruined 05.24.12	Somehow this made a shitty day better. Thanks for the laugh.
taxidermist 05.24.12	WHAM.
Wombat988 05.24.12	Wow, take that sadness
someguest 05.24.12	i just went flaccid recite a rock classic how about aerosmith or some la dispute i'll bust a nut in yo drink bitch you ain't cute
PeterKlaven 05.24.12	This is fucking hilarious, thank you
MMX 05.24.12	Sounds like one hell of an ear lobe, I bet it's beautiful
someguest 05.24.12	i'm leavin' u
cryMore 05.24.12	heh
FictionalFlames 05.24.12	lol
livingisland 05.24.12	This deserves a feature
KjSwantko 05.24.12	u sick fuk
Dolving999 05.24.12	Shit. It's all starting to come together now. He must be all like girlfriend cheated on me
Fluttertrank 05.24.12	lol
Themac 05.24.12	This is harsh but also pretty funny ahaha
Dolving999 05.24.12	Or maybe, I dunno, some troll just posted the exact same list twice from different perspectives.
snerefedsav 05.24.12	fuck i remember reading a list like 2 days ago from another user who said his girlfriend cheated on him for two other guys. y'all wouldn't happen to be dating would you???
pmmets07 05.24.12	looool
Dolving999 05.24.12	snerefedsav, go ahead and read that list again. Anything familiar?
North0House2 05.24.12	Lol this is hilarious. Holy crap hahahaha.
ZilbelPing 05.24.12	This is fucking harsh but really funny at the same time.
Dolving999 05.24.12	If this was a coincidence, it WOULD be funny. I'm still trying to believe that. But both lists have exactly the same albums and are a complete match, word by word.
WeepingBanana 05.24.12	"If this was a coincidence, it WOULD be funny. I'm still trying to believe that. But both lists have exactly the same albums and are a complete match, word by word." i think you're on to something. you should really look into this
DoubtGin 05.24.12	dude its obviously done on purpose
HitlerIsADeity 05.24.12	YOU FUCKING SLUTWHORE
ZilbelPing 05.24.12	Shush, let him figure it out by himself. He's almost there.
Jruined 05.24.12	No, he should look into it more just like Banana says. Definitely. World shaking things are afoot. edit:look not like
Dolving999 05.24.12	Da fuck, people actually gave the guy advice, me included.
Bloodhail 05.24.12	what a coincidence i read something like this on here recently ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !!!
dathvada321 05.24.12	this is pretty harsh
Dimor 05.24.12	Good list
Adabelle 05.24.12	Lol @ people itt. Also 40 comments already...
Quen 05.24.12	swag
taxidermist 05.24.12	YOLO
MaskAtTheMasquerade 05.24.12	http://blog.zap2it.com/pop2it/zac-efron-hand-tattoo-yolo.jpg
Xenophanes 05.24.12	I'm almost genuinely concerned about you in real life fade, your dedication to this goes far beyond sad.
Tyrael 05.24.12	^^^
BallsToTheWall 05.24.12	YOLO (2)
Jash 05.24.12	Icwutudidthar
TheFonz123 05.24.12	See, THIS is why you don't post something emotional on the internet. Some lonely guy pretending to be a satan-worshiping girl will mock you for being pathetic. Happens every time.
DeadBeat 05.24.12	First the "I Am Pure" list and now this
MMX 05.24.12	I still want to see that Ear Lobe
Recspecs 05.24.12	Baseline I really thought we could work out I am severely disappointed.
AsoTamaki 05.24.12	Poor Deviant. He didn't deserve this.
ControlDarts 05.24.12	you cheated on your boyfriend? that poor phallic object that isn't a penis....
JViney 05.24.12	lol @ this entire fiasco.
Cells 05.24.12	baseline i just submitted ur story on pornhub, add some more sexual details and this'll be fap worthy for days
stabbler 05.24.12	tell him you were depressed because you love him so much and you will never do it again and he gets two freebies
HitlerIsADeity 05.24.12	FUCK U WHORE
bodiesinflight57 05.24.12	1, 2 and 5 YES
camaraderie 05.24.12	Yolo (3) The poor fucker shoulda dumped you months ago - it was his own fault for the whole thing.
MichaelSnoxall 05.24.12	Well played, Baseline. Well played.
HitlerIsADeity 05.24.12	yeah this is 4 real
MichaelSnoxall 05.24.12	And I'm the only one who gets to make raps about Baseline, stop stealing my shit.
camaraderie 05.24.12	"Poor Deviant. He didn't deserve this." Lol.
oltnabrick 05.24.12	Was it with Lil B?
andcas 05.24.12	bad troll is bad.
ChuckyTruant 05.24.12	Lol wow
Spec 05.25.12	lol
UnnamedOcean 05.25.12	2/5 list needs work.
Recspecs 05.25.12	THIS IS A BUNCH OF CHICKEN SHIT BULL SHIT
xevman 05.25.12	lol.
guitarded_chuck 06.08.12	thread needs more: u slut
Xenophanes 06.08.12	lol
Wolfhorde 06.08.12	what the.. lol
GuanoBumbershoot 06.08.12	hahaha I know why this is funny.
insomniac15 06.08.12	is your boyfriend japanese ? did you break up ?
andcas 06.08.12	he's in a made up hbo prison?
insomniac15 06.08.12	Baseline, the LSD is clearly working now on you and you don't even notice. listen to some Siena Root in the meantime.
RosaParks 06.08.12	lmfao
Aids 06.13.12	great band
Propose 01.09.13	rocks yea
Xenophanes 01.09.13	Damn you didn't die : (
ViralOblivion 01.09.13	Whore
mindleviticus 01.09.13	Good work
MiniatureHorse 01.09.13	Cheating should be a crime. Seriously, you're in a relationship for something... I mean, sure, depression, but damn. I've been dealing with suicide, depression and psychiatric hospitals for years and I've never cheated on anyone for that. That's just messed up. Sorry.
Fluttertrank 01.09.13	lmao, you weren't here for this joke you silly fuckers.
Captain North 01.09.13	Lol my ex cheated on her new boyfriend, and now he dumped her she's sleeping with random guys from Craigslist. Tad worried for her safety, but fuck, so glad she didn't do that to me.
Captain North 01.09.13	Wait wtf this is a way old thread haha fooled
Fluttertrank 01.09.13	exactly! haha people who just took this seriously look kinda stupid... haha just saying.
North0House2 01.09.13	I had an ex that cheated on me. She's a lesbian now, and fat. Dodged a bullet there. Besides, now I'm dating the coolest girl ever, amazing artist, likes incredible music, and we've been dating for like 2 years. So hey, it ended up nicely... for me.
North0House2 01.09.13	OH FRICK OLD THREAD. ... I even commented on it like 6 months ago. Weird.
mindleviticus 01.09.13	Who the hell is Baseline... She/he/genderless seems to know the way to music
MichaelSnoxall 01.09.13	oh hey, it's the parody to that list I made last year.
Fluttertrank 01.09.13	yeah it is. thats not a good memory is it?
North0House2 01.09.13	I secretly think Baseline is John Boehner.
MichaelSnoxall 01.09.13	not really haha I deleted the original list
Fluttertrank 01.09.13	ah yeah i figured.
bakkermaarten007 01.09.13	"and now he dumped her she's sleeping with random guys from Craigslist." Lol, how does that even work?
Captain North 01.09.13	They post wanting sex, she responds and meets them. I'm still pretty in love with her and she gave me a blow by blow account. Ergh.
bakkermaarten007 01.09.13	Stop being in love with her, it makes no sense. Although love makes no sense, just stop being in love with her. If she goes so easy on that, she'll grab the first guy she fantasises about if you were to be in a relationship yet again.
Captain North 01.09.13	I actually doubt that, when she cheated before it was cos she was extremely high/drunk. Plus I think she just wanted to try a girl lol. But yeah, I am aware we won't be a thing again. She's well and truly fallen out of love with me. The problem is there hasn't been much space for me to get over her, so hopefully this one last s a bit. Too Bas she's one of only two people I know who share my taste in music so I'll be seeing her at least at all the gigs.
bakkermaarten007 01.09.13	That sucks, you should try to never see her again. That always worked for me. There's only one who I couldn't erase from my mind, but then I just shouted at her lol to make her hate me and bam she was gone. Okay, don't know hy I'm saying this. But you should try that, it's a waste of time and energy to keep thinking about her. Ow, it's alread 4 am here and I need to study...night night
BallsToTheWall 01.09.13	WTF is going on here?
DarthMann 01.09.13	lmao
BallsToTheWall 01.09.13	Whoever's being a pussy over a girl that dumped/cheated on him needs to stop being a pussy and get over it.
wabbit 01.09.13	123
Captain North 01.09.13	So manly with your manly lack of feelings. So in awe of how much man is right there
sixdegrees 01.09.13	nothing more than feelings WHOA WHOA WHOA feelings
wabbit 01.09.13	no it's just a fucking dumb thing to get upset about
BallsToTheWall 01.09.13	I technically got dumped last week, you don't see me castrating myself on sputnik about it.
Relinquished 01.09.13	crying about it isn't manly anyway you just gotta get back in the game and ball so hard bitches wanna find you
Captain North 01.09.13	Pretty sure it's one of the main reasons to ever get upset. And I'm just chatting about it, I really don't know why that's such a bad thing. Also, there is no 'game' and I'm not a fan of cheap sex. Plus I'm in a wheelchair which makes 'ballin' that much harder
North0House2 01.09.13	"Pretty sure it's one of the main reasons to ever get upset." Yeah, I agree. Nothing hits you as hard as when a woman leaves you for someone else. It's a blow to pride, and to the emotional ties you had to her.
North0House2 01.09.13	But at the end of the day- once a cheater, always a cheater. So, if they cheat, then you've dodged a bullet that would've happened eventually anyway.
drasticaction74 01.09.13	no sympathy. everyone here is a dude who can't get laid.
Crymsonblaze 01.09.13	oh
ZilbelPing 01.09.13	manly men brought to you whilst sitting on my toilet
Crymsonblaze 01.09.13	i hope to kiss a girl one day
Apollo 01.09.13	hahah
Crymsonblaze 01.09.13	don't laugh very serious matter
Crymsonblaze 01.09.13	seriously sad amirite
North0House2 01.09.13	Just pull your pants down and wave your lizard around. that'll get them ladies.
Crymsonblaze 01.09.13	i only have a tiny hose :-(
North0House2 01.09.13	Well just find a tiny garden to water in that case.
pjquinones747 01.09.13	Break the fuck up with him. If you feel so bad, you need to let him get better because going on while in the relationship will just suck more for the both of you. You'll suffer with the trust issues, and he'll suffer with feeling not good enough and/or purely angry. I've cheated and been cheated on in the past, both suck. Just cut the ties, it's seriously the best decision.
sixdegrees 01.09.13	lol
Crymsonblaze 01.10.13	"Well just find a tiny garden to water in that case." good idea consider it watered!
omnipanzer 01.10.13	"I've cheated" You're a horrible person.
Xplisit 01.10.13	HE FEELS SICK lmfao
RickySpanish 01.10.13	If you're near Oregon I'll be number 3...All kidding aside you must break up he will never forgive you, atleast I wouldn't. Next BF you have keep your legs spread or just live a single life.
MikeC26 01.11.13	You should have been honest with him from the get-go. That way he could have dropped your mangy ass instead of wasting his time trying to comfort you.
strangerthanfission 01.11.13	lol fat girls
Wolfhorde 01.11.13	gravediggaz huh
LocustGrove 01.11.13	You really love attention don't you?
strangerthanfission 01.11.13	attention and food
DominionMM1 01.11.13	lol this thread
strangerthanfission 01.11.13	you can't call yourself suicidal unless you actually have the willpower to do it, and clearly you don't. you're the worst kind of poser.
DixieNormous 01.11.13	When people threaten suicide I encourage them to do it. Mainly because most people that talk about suicide arent really going to do it. The one's who are really a threat to commit suicide dont even mention it to anyone. Also, sleeping with multiple guys when you have a boyfriend who seems to really care for you? You sound like trash.
DominionMM1 01.11.13	yep pretty much
DixieNormous 01.11.13	yeah but it sounds like he's fulfilling your needs, unless you are referring to sex. Sounds like the guy is at least there for you emotionally.
strangerthanfission 01.11.13	baseline uses ihop to fulfill most of her needs
MinusDrummer 01.11.13	Cheating for the most part is unforgivable. If my woman cheated on me it would be hard to get passed it. I would always picture her with another man. Not to mention it would be impossible to fully trust her again. My advice to you is to break up with him and learn from this experience.
MinusDrummer 01.11.13	I just realized how old this thread is LOL
Wolfhorde 01.11.13	You should also realize how troll this user is.
MinusDrummer 01.11.13	Oh is she trolling?
Wolfhorde 01.11.13	Nobody is actually sure as to her gender yet so yeah, best disregard everything she says.
fish. 01.11.13	I don't understand how anyone could be this dedicated to a troll account
LocustGrove 01.11.13	Someone who has no life, no friends, etc
LocustGrove 01.11.13	Then you must be gay cause you said you cheated on your boyfriend
LocustGrove 01.11.13	I'm not saying you arent a dude, I'm saying you are a homosexual (not that there is anything wrong with that) because you said you cheated on your bf by sleeping with 2 other guys.
fish. 01.11.13	first time I've ever seen baseline break character
fish. 01.11.13	unless it's yet another bluff
BigRedSofa 01.11.13	Baseline just got busted in a lie in his own thread haha
RickySpanish 01.11.13	What are you looking at on your phone Baseline? You look disgusted yet intrigued.
Emim 01.11.13	haha
Wolfhorde 01.11.13	"unless it's yet another bluff" ya never know with this base snortin' lines.
henryChinaski 01.11.13	WTF is this shit
xxjcon7xx 01.11.13	Give him Sea Change by Beck
wil311 01.11.13	You guys are going to feel foolish if you find out she is actually a hot babe
MikeC26 01.11.13	Good golly gosh you're too funny holy hell
wil311 01.11.13	I like my coffee the same way I like my women haha
conesmoke 01.12.13	with a side of douche?