|the review by john anderton for emmure's felony is pretty awesome imo.|
|not enough Gunther|
|any brand new review thats a 3 or up is a funny one|
|MJ you need to start being entertaining again.|
|5 put me on the floor|
|I remember when you were interesting|
|"besides, i'm not looking to entertain any of you. if you think i'm boring, that's your problem. i'm not out here just to amuse people. i am on a mission from God"|
No. You're here to entertain us and swim in your own ego. You are damn good at it too. Now entertain us, bitch.
|Of course, I was kidding.|
|yea that emmure review was pretty fucking funny|
|The review of Emmure's "Felony."|
|1. christian coffee shop|
2. channing's "hate culture" review
|List is missing this little gem. Funniest review i've read thus far.|
|oh cool i got a nod from MJ|
|I just read 1 in its entirety, and have been laughing to the point of tears since the first paragraph.|
|list fail for putting yourself on it|
|1 is correct though|
Snagged that before the obvious deletion.
"I'm not a fan of Crunk Core. I'm not. Most of you reading this will see the rating i've given this album and think; What a troll. You probably think this whole thing is one BIG JOKE. Well prepare; It's not.
Brokencyde brought a new air of fresh dissident to this broken genre. I think that's the point of their name; they are out to kill the broken aspects of Crunk Core and deliver something beautiful the scene.
Everything about them, from the enormous talent of Phat J, to the swooning and sometimes altoghether glorious voice SE7EN, brokencyde just isn't messing around. And it's not just musical talent either; the tracks are composed with an almost Tool like dedication to progression.
The album's high point, "Still Waiting 4 U", features some of the greatest lines in the history of lyrics - "Until i hit the surface, so f&%$ the pain f$&* the past and f%$& your new friend i don't want nothing to do with what you're doing"
This line reminds us that music is sometimes poetic, with lines seemingly ripped straight from Shakespeare's mouth.
The fact remains that there is just too much to cover in this one review, and brokencyde remains the greatest band ever. Their debut album will forever be remembered as THE defining album of the 21st century, one that touched the hearts of millions and shaped a genre we all know and love......"
|loooooooooool forgot about the Brokencyde one|
|prettay sure ma harvymilk review is bettr than all these|
I was going to mention the Harvey Milk review. Good Will Towards Men.
|aww u qtpie ^__^|
|needs moar caleb mcalpine and attack attack|
|10 made me cry. Who the hell approved that?|
|I miss MJ|
|I can't get to 10!!!! Where the hell is that one? lol|
|needs the harvey milk review for courtesy and good will towards men|
it is a classic in its own right
|needs more channing's review of william control|
|honestly progmaster's original review is insanely hilarious... he deserves to be on here not me|
|also all of rembrandt's reviews were shit|
|9 is fucking hilarious.|
1. christian coffee shop
2. hat's off to you, btbam
3. channing's "hate culture" review
|"ok so i know this is my second list of the day..."|
well what the fuck, what excuse could you possibly have for making a second one when the limit is clearly one per day?
"...but fuck you."
oh, ok. its cool.
|civil war porn|
|awesome list, even if including your own is pretty dumb|
|my reviews suck|
|8 is great but his review for Revolver is much funnier.|
|metallicaman8's concept reviews|