loveisamixtape
03.30.11 | Argue here. |
cb123
03.30.11 | my gf is adamant shes never farted in her life.......one day ill catch her |
Apollo
03.30.11 | could not agree less. I've heard my girl fart/shit more times than I can count.
BUT
never smelled anything. And I NEVER FUCKING WILL |
Satellite
03.30.11 | agreed. i heard my first gf taking a deuce once and it was like when i found out santa clause isn't real.
turn the sink or the vent on, whatever it takes. |
MetallicOpeth
03.30.11 | I walked into the can after a chick dropped a clunker, it was not pleasant |
Apollo
03.30.11 | yeah it sucks hearing it
fucking women only have assholes for one reason |
This Life is Genocide
03.30.11 | list seems pretty personal. have somethin you want to share with the group, mixtape? |
loveisamixtape
03.30.11 | i've heard WHAT APPEARED to be a girl fart, but i swear to you queefing is so much more awkward |
loveisamixtape
03.30.11 | HEY FUCK YOU NO I DON'T OKAY |
Apollo
03.30.11 | heard a queef once...worst moment of my life |
This Life is Genocide
03.30.11 | all the sudden, women just dont look so appealing anymore. |
Apollo
03.30.11 | word |
loveisamixtape
03.30.11 | women aren't women if they "shit" or "fart"
fat women can though, because they aren't attractive anyway |
whywontyoudie
03.30.11 | this is amazing. |
Satellite
03.30.11 | predicting 200+ comments itt |
loveisamixtape
03.30.11 | like imagine air coming out of your dick
that would suck so bad. women really do have it harder... |
Banion
03.30.11 | hahaha |
loveisamixtape
03.30.11 | real talk |
Trebor17
03.30.11 | I agree with Satellite
poop backwards is poop |
FreePizzaDay
03.30.11 | Well you guys have obviously never had a woman shit in your mouth before
|
Trebor17
03.30.11 | I draw the line on the chest |
loveisamixtape
03.30.11 | shit on dick
i'd make her clean it off with her mouth if that little accident happened
"make it shine, i wanna see my reflection"
yeah i use my dick as a mirror so what |
North0House2
03.30.11 | Is it like bird poop? Urine and feces combined? I bet that's what it is. |
Chrisjon89
03.30.11 | I can't even joke about that stuff anymore after I saw that internet video from a few years back. Two females and one beverage container. It killed my curiousity to ever check anything out again. In my free time I just sit still and do nothing now, afraid I might discover something like that again. |
loveisamixtape
03.30.11 | are we even real or |
Satellite
03.30.11 | "Two females and one beverage container"
i lol'd |
Satellite
03.30.11 | loveisamixtape, i think i used to be a huge asshole to you. i'm sorry. you seem cool. |
Chrisjon89
03.30.11 | I didn't wanna actually say it for several reasons, but mainly cos some poor dude might check it out and I don't want that on my conscience. |
loveisamixtape
03.30.11 | you troll'd my nightmare review back in like july lololol
it's fine dude, that review needed to be troll'd. it sucked. i'm about to get that and my other a7x review deleted fo-eva.
AND I'M SHITTIN' ON THEM JUST LIKE 2 GIRLS AND 1 CUP
fuck you lil wayne, how dare you joke about something so serious and traumatizing |
Hawks
03.30.11 | 2 Girls 1 Cup? So sexy! |
Trebor17
03.30.11 | Don't google it |
loveisamixtape
03.30.11 | don't listen to him hawks
it's a video about 2 girls fighting over a glass of milk, it's hilarious. go google it |
snerefedsav
03.30.11 | that's why they have no reason to deny anal. fuhrealdoe, i've seen girls do way worse than most guys. shit's nasty. queefs aren't that bad though, dunno what y'all are complaining about. funny, if anything. |
Hawks
03.30.11 | I've already seen it lol. |
Trebor17
03.30.11 | You take that back |
loveisamixtape
03.30.11 | wtf is wrong with you
IT'S AIR COMING OUT OF THE VAGINA
you'll understand if it ever happens to you during sex, believe me |
Apollo
03.30.11 | doesn't mean it aint fucked up Hawks! |
Hawks
03.30.11 | Oh it's definitely all kinds of fucked up. |
loveisamixtape
03.30.11 | it's a good thing it's impossible |
Mordecai.
03.30.11 | girls can't poop because my cock is rammed too far up there |
darlingfemmefatal
03.30.11 | "In my free time I just sit still and do nothing now, afraid I might discover something like that again."
I lol'd so hard with this one!
Whole comment list is fucking hilarious. Glad to say I've never had air come out my vag... twood be awwwkward!!
I don't shit either. I just pee a lot. |
loveisamixtape
03.30.11 | dick mirror |
darlingfemmefatal
03.30.11 | "i'd make her clean it off with her mouth if that little accident happened"
You'd never be able to kiss her ever again though... |
acorncheese
03.30.11 | hey i'm creepy |
darlingfemmefatal
03.30.11 | lol... you again... |
loveisamixtape
03.30.11 | can't be unseen |
Slum
03.30.11 | what the fuck is a girl |
sifFlammable
03.30.11 | Explain why I got shit on my dick when I put it in my missus's asshole. |
North0House2
03.30.11 | It was her pudding stash man. |
Emim
03.30.11 | I'm going to go scrub my brain with bleach now. |
Spec
03.30.11 | My ex could beef it with the best of them. |
KimmsightMatters
03.30.11 | Great thread. |
KimmsightMatters
03.30.11 | ...just got better. |
FreePizzaDay
03.30.11 | Apparently you guys have never baked bread with the yeast from a woman's yeast-infected vagina. Don't post here until you've tried a real slice of vaginaloaf. |
Hawks
03.30.11 | Lol that was one of the best posts I've ever read. |
defjaw83
03.30.11 | When I was about 10, this girl in my street used to queef for fun and make us all listen. I'll NEVER forget that queefage as long as I live. |
andcas
03.30.11 | that's why they are so full of it mixtape. zing! |
Thane
03.30.11 | that's one of the biggest mistakes i made with my ex: i started farting with her in the room. naturally she started farting too. fucking disgusting. |
Thane
03.30.11 | Correct. as soon as that vile gas entered my nostrils i told her to fuck off. not really though, but seriously girls are just as disgusting as us, so don't ever fart or shit with the door open. they will do it too. |
sifFlammable
03.30.11 | considered sterilisation after lookin up blue waffle |
kangaroopoo
03.30.11 | I shouldn't have looked at that |
promiseswept
03.30.11 | queefs are way worse than farts haha it's so awkward and then you just try to tell her it's okay BUT IT'S NOT |
Baphomet
03.30.11 | Don't you read? EVERYBODY POOPS! |
loveisamixtape
03.30.11 | you have to read the fine print for that Baphomet, in reality it says EVERYBODY [not counting women] POOPS!
also, fuckin' lol'd at "vaginaloaf" |
iFghtffyrdmns
03.30.11 | the only times I've ever heard girls queef is while fucking them doggy style and it's really not awkward, it's just hilarious.
|
loveisamixtape
03.30.11 | NO IT IS FUCKING NOT HILARIOUS
it's awkward and bone-killing. maybe funny in a situational ironic way, but 99% of the time it's not fucking funny at all... |
kitsch
03.30.11 | dude if you lose a hard on from a queef than youre way too insecure
if you think a queef is funny youre too immature to be having sex |
iFghtffyrdmns
03.30.11 | I seriously don't know how you can say that. Maybe I'm just weird but if I'm gettin it in from behind, the only two things that will kill my boner are for her dad to walk in or some sharp object with emasculating force.... |
loveisamixtape
03.30.11 | what the fuck ever kitsch
you're telling me that if you're in the middle of fucking and then you pull out for a second, and then she just goes *FFFFRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT wooooph* that you're going to still want to enter that cave again? not even knowing what kind of a fucking monster produced that sound? |
iFghtffyrdmns
03.30.11 | it's a matter of air passing through the vaginal walls, not a scary cock-eating monster that's gonna engulf all two inches of your manhood when you stick it back in there. |
AnotherBrick
03.30.11 | Who hear wacked it to 2 girls 1 cup? Trust me you don't want to. Anytime time you see poop or hear a fart you'll pop one |
kitsch
03.30.11 | post was wrought with insecurity
|
kitsch
03.30.11 | oh god another brick thats fucking disgusting |
Inveigh
03.30.11 | ok how have you never heard a queef? you've never been pounding a girl before and then she sits up to switch positions? guaranteed all that air comes queefing out. it's not like they eat a burrito and gas comes out of their pussy... lol |
Inveigh
03.30.11 | oh ok I probably should've read this thread further, apparently kitsch has it covered |
kitsch
03.30.11 | no one on sputnik has enough stamina to be able to have sex in more than one position
|
loveisamixtape
03.30.11 | iFghtffyrdmns, go watch the movie Teeth, and then maybe you'll become as naive as i am.
and why the fuck would you fap to that...? |
Inveigh
03.30.11 | apparently not |
AnotherBrick
03.30.11 | Not gonna lie, first time it happened I laughed pretty hard |
iFghtffyrdmns
03.30.11 | seen it. the only movie with a twat that ever scared me was the video of the live birth they made you watch in AP Biology. frightening reminder that sex has the occasional side effect of pregnancy which has the common side effect of a little screaming shitting baby. |
iFghtffyrdmns
03.30.11 | (thanks Brick)
I'm not saying I burst out laughing every time, but the girl usually feels the need to apologize about it and I always just laugh a little and say not to worry about it because it's pretty common/simple physics, not some gross weird phenomenon |
FreePizzaDay
03.30.11 | Apparently no one here has ever collected the menstrual fluids from a woman and froze them in an ice cube tray with toothpicks sticking out and then passed them out to children on the street. Don't post here unless you've driven around the block handing out menstrollypops. |
iFghtffyrdmns
03.30.11 | hahahahahahaa omg |
Satellite
03.30.11 | you, sir, have blown my mind |
loveisamixtape
03.30.11 | omfg this is the best thing ever
monstrollypops
what the literal fuck |
cirq
03.30.11 | tl;dr
yea they poop
/thread |
ThirtySixChambers
03.30.11 | "fucking women only have assholes for one reason"
LMAO |
MetallicOpeth
03.30.11 | pizza, do that with your own junk and pass them to some of your lady friends...or the kids on the street, whatever floats your boat |
loveisamixtape
03.30.11 | menstrollypops or gtfo |
andcas
03.30.11 | and thanks to freepizzaday I will never look at frozen treats the same. |
FreePizzaDay
03.30.11 | Yeah after some of the experiences I've had I'll never look at orangutans, umbrellas or hockey pucks the same way ever again.
|
loveisamixtape
03.30.11 | ...
go on |
FreePizzaDay
03.30.11 | Well, I try not to think about it but you'd be pretty scarred too if you saw a woman insert an umbrella into her vagina and then opened it. She called it a cumbrella I believe. |
SloppyMilkshake
03.30.11 | da fuk |
omnipanzer
03.30.11 | This issue get resolved yet? |
loveisamixtape
03.30.11 | whatamireading.jpg
cumbrella
hockey fucks
orangutRans
wut |
lancebramsay
03.31.11 | Clearly you've never done anal. On a side note, never partake in anal when both parties are black out drunk. You will be very confused as to why there is a turd in the bed the next day.... |
witchxrapist
03.31.11 | You're actually wrong.
There's a raffle, where one girl for all girls in the world has to shit for the rest of the girls in the world. It happens once a year. |
FreePizzaDay
03.31.11 | So it's one huge shit? |
witchxrapist
03.31.11 | yeah man |
mishAbasi
03.31.11 | how many courics would this mega-shit be then? and then how many Katie courics as well? |
omnipanzer
03.31.11 | you may need to quantify that statement... you may be an idiot js. |
witchxrapist
04.01.11 | like 420 cubic dicks |
FourthReich
12.13.12 | don't know how i found this but wow this may be the best list ever m/ sorry to bump but c'mon. |
wacknizzle
12.13.12 | I don't believe girls poop either. Good girls vomit everything they eat. |
loveisamixtape
12.13.12 | this is old af |
MichaelSnoxall
12.13.12 | "women aren't women if they "shit" or "fart""
lol if a woman can't fart around me, she's a bad person. I don't ever want to be with a girl who doesn't fart around others. Farts are hilarious. |
MMX
12.13.12 | Agreed my girlfriend only goes to the bathroom to fix her hair. SHE NEVER GOES IN THERE TO ACTUALLY USE THE TOILET |
andcas
12.13.12 | seen a drunk girl shit on the sidewalk outside of a bar. |
FourthReich
12.13.12 | my bad foxxxy but this deserved more attention imo |
wacknizzle
12.13.12 | When a pretty girl farts it smells really bad and I need to shower and it sucks because all girl's farts smell really bad. |
Puzzles
12.13.12 | This is an outrageous claim. |
loveisamixtape
12.13.12 | fucking dammit i was about to masturbate. wacknizzle more like nowacknizzle *mic drop* |
wacknizzle
12.13.12 | Hey, not like I made a girl fart on you. Sorry but it could be worse, you could be fucking her and she farts really bad and it stains your flesh. |
wacknizzle
12.13.12 | Drops shit on floor* |
wacknizzle
12.13.12 | k im done here |
loveisamixtape
12.13.12 | not even seeing the science that would allow that to happen but dear god i fear it shhhhhhhh |
MMX
12.13.12 | It could be worse than what wack said
She could tell you "your gonna get a surprise so close your eyes"
She takes off your pants and right when you think your gonna get some head, she goes explosive diarrhea on your dick dude
Not only would you have shit on your dick, but those bed sheets would be ruined for life |
MMX
12.13.12 | THINK ABOUT THAT ARE YOU SCARED NOW BITCH |
MMX
12.13.12 | ARE YOU?? |
ckunke002
12.13.12 | This is great. I agree with all of this |
MMX
12.13.12 | YOU SHOULD BE |
wacknizzle
12.13.12 | fuck me fuck me mmm mmm eeeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrppppppppppppppp pppppppp ppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp ppppppppppppppppp pppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppppp pppppp pppppppp p ppppp pp ppp p p ppp p p ppp p p p p PPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRLPLPLPLPLPLPLPLPLPLPLPLPLPLPPPLPLOKOJG:ORJGFJDSGNMS:LKGFJMDNGB:LDSJHFGPIJEF{TPIOWRTPOWI{TIWPOKT?:NMG>KLDFJNG:LJSEIOFJUD"TRPIEP"OKE"TK
PERMP PFFF |
MMX
12.13.12 | Wack scurred |
wacknizzle
12.13.12 | @MMX: she could tell you to close your eyes and shit in your mouth :/ |
MMX
12.13.12 | you just made it so much worse dude, uhhhh what if you got shit in your eye and uhhh what if it went
up your nose FUCK YOU MAN FUCK YOU |
loveisamixtape
12.13.12 | thread increases stamina |
wacknizzle
12.13.12 | she could rape you with a Xtra Large strap-on dildo
Time for some fun: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OnaZPlKxdz8 |
