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Favourite Seinfelds

15 favourite episodes of Seinfeld in rough order. Complete with quotes!!!
1The Mango

Elaine: You wouldn't happen to have any of that mango left, would you?
2The Doorman

Jerry: ...You think you're better than me?!
3The Parking Garage

Jerry: Because I could get Uromysitisis poisoning and die, that's why!
4The Hamptons

George: See, look at this. Rachel, my T-shirt shrunk. It used to be much bigger, and now it shrunk. You see, that's what water does. It shrinks things.
5The Contest

Jerry: We have to do it. It's part of our lifestyle. It's like, uh.. shaving. Elaine: Oh, that is such bologna. I shave my legs. Kramer: Not everyday.
6The Label Maker

Jerry: Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he re-gifted, he de-gifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.
7The Marine Biologist

George: Well it's not up my alley! It's one thing if I make it up. I know what I'm doing, I know my alleys! You got me in the Galapagos Islands living with the turtles! I don't know where the hell I am!
8The Sniffing Accountant

Jerry: Oh no! The letter, Newman, it's got exclamation points all over it! Kramer: Not to mention the picture of him on the toilet. *Jerry leaves the door and comes back second later* Jerry: The what??
9The Fire

Girl: But I saw you push the women and children out of the way in a mad panic! I saw you knock them down! And when you ran out, you left everyone behind! George: Seemingly. Seemingly, to the untrained eye, I can fully understand how you got that impression. What looked like pushing...what looked like knocking down...was a safety precaution! In a fire, you stay close to the ground, am I right? And when I ran out that door, I was not leaving anyone behind! Oh, quite the contrary! I risked my life making sure that exit was clear. Any other questions? Fireman: How do you live with yourself? George: It's not easy.
10The Pen

Jerry: All I said was I liked the pen!
11The Dinner Party

George: All right we got the wine. Aren't we lucky? We got wine. Imagine if we didn't bring wine. We'd be shunned by society. Outcasts! WHERE'S YOUR WINE? GET OUT!
12The Bris

Kramer: You should call this off, Elaine. It's a barbaric ritual! Elaine: Perhaps one day when the pigmen roam free it will be stopped. Until then, OFF WITH THEIR HEADS!
13The Bubble Boy

JERRY: That's not funny Naiomi. I didn't mean to be funny there. Why don't you check the TV guide. I think, uh, Holocaust is on.
14The Big Salad

George: You know, if it was a regular salad I wouldn't have said anything. But you had to have the BIIIIIG SALAD.
15The Soup Nazi

No soup for you! Come back, one year! NEXT!
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