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Countess 05.21.11	first two are bands with fat members 3rd is self explanatory
DiceMan 05.21.11	Are you fucking serious?
someguest 05.21.11	if she ain't 280 she ain't a lady
Relinquished 05.21.11	20 pounds of weed
Sowing 05.21.11	a muscle-bound 145. lol.
Satellite 05.21.11	i'm jared lorenzen-fat http://blacksportsonline.com/home/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/jared-lorenzen.jpg
Trebor. 05.21.11	145
acorncheese 05.21.11	155-160
someguest 05.21.11	315 fuck junz I just wriggle on stage and the bros get down
SHAKEandBAKE 05.21.11	5'11'' 145lbs
FromDaHood 05.21.11	5 9, 140
ARuinedEmpire 05.21.11	5'8 190. It's mostly all muscle though.
Mendross 05.21.11	Measurements?
acorncheese 05.21.11	what about you cun....countess?
someguest 05.21.11	weiner - hebrew national + 2 inches balls - avocado seed hair - sporadic but adequate
AngelofDeath 05.21.11	6'2" 190 lbs. Taurus I like holding hands, long walks on the beach, and mixtapes full of raw, pummeling black metal.
cirq 05.21.11	5'11 153
Countess 05.21.11	105 but I'm only 5'1
someguest 05.21.11	wow countess i thought a sex change would boost your weight
Satellite 05.21.11	yr dong accounts for a lot of yr body mass
Uranium 05.21.11	lol sonic
spillingmercury 05.21.11	Headbanging in the sand is the epitome of m/
WithHorsesInHerEyes 05.21.11	My dick weighs 145lbs.
Countess 05.21.11	@ someguest so how did the whole "quitting sputnik" thing go?
Dis_Con_Nec_Ted 05.21.11	6'2'' 210 lbs.
someguest 05.21.11	need an oil rig to jack off anymore
psykonaut 05.21.11	5'9" 160
someguest 05.21.11	countess in the front http://qikr.co/yfhd4
psykonaut 05.21.11	yeah son
someguest 05.21.11	dong virus
MO 05.21.11	I'm 230...but not fat
londoncalling457 05.21.11	5'11" 150
acorncheese 05.21.11	countess r u canadian?
AngelofDeath 05.21.11	My bacon is Canadian. But I just told it to get the fuck out because this is America.
psykonaut 05.21.11	there is no canadian bacon, there is only ham and bacon.
someguest 05.21.11	angel, this is for the bros like you and me http://qikr.co/qzf8q
qwe3 05.21.11	not as fat as you
Countess 05.21.11	@ acorn not canadian
AngelofDeath 05.21.11	That's what I'm talking about. Might need to ask for some ID, though.
acorncheese 05.21.11	damn. it's like when you're american and then you're like oh yeah justin bieber is canadian aight
someguest 05.21.11	i check ID after procedure
AngelofDeath 05.21.11	Good policy.
someguest 05.21.11	http://qikr.co/qqy39 for all teh ladies
AngelofDeath 05.21.11	Dude. http://qikr.co/hyq3d
acorncheese 05.21.11	dude....
SHAKEandBAKE 05.21.11	dude... what's my tattoo say?
flalafell 05.21.11	6'1" 155
JJwins 05.21.11	5 10 135-140 swag
acorncheese 05.21.11	saulwins
Satellite 05.21.11	http://qikr.co/8mvqp this happens all the time at the bar where i work. we basically treat the men's room as unisex.
pmmets07 05.21.11	5' 11" 135 lbs
AngelofDeath 05.21.11	http://qikr.co/hfry4 This happens all the time where I work.
acorncheese 05.21.11	dude....
Aids 05.21.11	5' 7" 292 lbs
TheStefan 05.21.11	5'10'' 130 lbs.
Jash 05.21.11	5' 7" 292 lbs ahahahaahahaahahaahahahahahaahahahahaha aids im 6' 1" 160
Wolfhorde 05.21.11	http://qikr.co/z28yn Ouch.
Grimlin 05.21.11	6'2" 195lbs dark hair blue eyes sexy sexy sexy, you interested?
Xplisit 05.21.11	98 lbs
Wolfhorde 05.21.11	"6'2" 195lbs dark hair blue eyes sexy sexy sexy, you interested?" You should be aware of the fact that a) this is Sputnik and b) she might be a dude or androgynous.
Aids 05.21.11	you shouldn't laugh at fat people Jash, we have feelings too you know
OneMoreRoland 05.21.11	5' 8" 120
Wolfhorde 05.21.11	"you shouldn't laugh at fat people Jash, we have feelings too you know" Odd. I thought you only have tartlets and mountains of chocolate.
tkxxx7 05.21.11	5'8, 190-something. gained a bunch of muscle
Emim 05.21.11	459
WeepingBanana 05.21.11	i used to be a fatty in middle school, like 5'6" 160 then i got really thin in high school, like 6' 155-160 now i've chubbed up a little bit to like 170
toxin. 05.21.11	Like 5'8, 115. wtf I even hit the gym for track lolol
Oceanus 05.21.11	About 5'10'' and 162.
quicksilver050 05.21.11	6'5 285
DinoX 05.21.11	I'm actually pretty fat not gonna lie lol 240 pounds, representin'.
Grimlin 05.21.11	"You should be aware of the fact that a) this is Sputnik and b) she might be a dude or androgynous." YOU should be aware that i'm serious about 1.6% of the time.
Aids 05.21.11	1.6%? pff, I'm serious like 0.9% of the time OR AM I?
Grimlin 05.21.11	aids is serious
Wolfhorde 05.21.11	Flight of the Conchords beg to differ.
Aids 05.21.11	omg don't joke about AIDS that's soooooo rude
savagecabbage 05.21.11	215
WeepingBanana 05.21.11	Aids can make you skinnier
savagecabbage 05.21.11	enough time has passed aids, hahahahahahahaha
wyankeif1337 05.21.11	6-0, 175lbs
Winsomniac 05.21.11	5'7'' 140-ish lbs. COME AT ME, BROS
telebyrd 05.21.11	378
Wolfhorde 05.21.11	"omg don't joke about AIDS that's soooooo rude" You mean the fun monkey disease.
qwe3 05.21.11	countess fucking sucks aye
RavenRock 05.21.11	Two pills I pop till my pupils- Oh fuck wait
ffs 05.21.11	no actual fat people are going to post itt fyi. enjoy ur meaningless aggregate of statistics.
Satellite 05.21.11	damnit. i was taking the figures given itt 100% srsly until you said that.
ffs 05.21.11	my sympathies for your shattered illusions. in my work, as an Internet Pedant, i must put the needs of statistical accuracy before the feelings of even my loved ones.
Urinetrouble 05.21.11	176 lbs about 60% of it is muscle
UnnamedOcean 05.21.11	I'm just a skinny fuck. Roughly 5'10" and 145, mostly muscle at that.
Urinetrouble 05.21.11	forgot to add. somewhere between 5'11" and 6'2"
Aids 05.21.11	people saying "most of it is muscle" is pathetic. get over yourselves hahaha like we believe you anyway.
Puzzles 05.21.11	I'm pretty skinny... 75kg but 6'3" - there's a fair way to spread it. I'm trying to bulk up alot.. I've been doing 2-3 sessions at the gym every week and it's done a bit for me, but not a huge amount. Though over the last couple months I put on 7kg which I'm pretty sure is on the high end, so that's a plus. I think once I get some protein powder things will start to accelerate. I've been eating like crazy too, six meals a day, lots of meat, which has helped a lot.
Wolfhorde 05.21.11	This list even tops theacademy.
Trebor. 05.21.11	99
Trebor. 05.21.11	100
savagecabbage 05.21.11	well done trebor17
qwe3 05.21.11	well done trebor17
Trebor. 05.21.11	I was waiting for someone to put the 99th comment, but I had to take matters into my own hands.
savagecabbage 05.21.11	carpe diem
Trebor. 05.21.11	Magicarp
Sanders 05.21.11	250lbs, 5'11'' - rugby.
Trebor. 05.21.11	3 is actually a picture of Butcheredchildren
savagecabbage 05.21.11	he must get alot of tang.
lancebramsay 05.21.11	so I stepped on my scale and it broke - what does that mean?
lancebramsay 05.21.11	I'm skinny and my ears are big as fuck, drunk white girls the only way I get my dick sucked.
savagecabbage 05.21.11	for tips on great ways to get laid, refer to the bring on the rapture list that is slightly below this one.
Wolfhorde 05.21.11	You shouldn't eat so much Russian tanks.
savagecabbage 05.21.11	the list is Get Ready... not bring on the rapture. anyhow, great tips on sex.
minimesmyidol 05.21.11	5'6 155lbs still a bit thick i was hella fat high school at like 205lbs
sniper 05.21.11	5'11" 130 lbs skinny, in other words
Crimson Death 05.21.11	It's not about the weight, it's about body fat %. Composition is all that matters. I'm at around 13% body fat @ 6' 185lbs. I'll probably reach a high of 15% this year, and a low of 8-10%. I used to be around 30% body fat before I got into fitness.
PlaygroundFading 05.21.11	200 baby awwwwwwww yeaaaaaaaaaaaaa
ConsiderPhlebas 05.21.11	175lbs 5'11"
TomArnoldsArmpit 05.21.11	5'11" 165 lbs Beans for breakfast is how I start my day.
foreverendeared 05.21.11	6' 135lbs
savagecabbage 05.22.11	phat as i wanna be negro
manicmonkey 05.22.11	6' 130 lbs, i'm pretty much jacked
darkwargreymon 06.20.11	im 123lbs.
acorncheese 06.20.11	lol god damn, 6 foot and in the 130s.
Spec 06.20.11	6'3 and 140 pounds or something.
RagingStorm 06.20.11	lol imperial measurements
Tulannical 06.20.11	6'0" 170 lbs
Vooligan 06.20.11	190cm and 83kg in Aussie speak, which would be around 6'3 and 184 pounds for most of you. Yes, i play sport.
North0House2 06.20.11	135 pounds. 5'10'' I'm kinda short.
whywontyoudie 06.20.11	5'9" 135 lbs.
North0House2 06.20.11	Whywon'tyoudie must be my clone.
whywontyoudie 06.20.11	possibly
Hocmat 06.20.11	6'0 120 come at me bro
North0House2 06.20.11	I HAVEN'T GAINED A POUND FOR 3 YEARS AND I'VE GROWN 5 INCHES. WHAT IS WRONG???? Seriously, it's weird.
FatChickIrl 06.20.11	omfg
Tulannical 06.20.11	you guys are all too skinny
qwe3 06.20.11	6 4 and idk 170 pounds i guess
ZippaThaRippa 06.20.11	6' 137
Parallels 06.20.11	6' 3" and about 180 pounds.
North0House2 06.20.11	Man, qwe3 is tall.
blazebaileyfinnegan3 06.20.11	Phat 5'10 158
FatChickIrl 06.20.11	fuck all of you
Maniac! 07.30.12	RIP Countess Worst user of 2010-2011
DarkNoctus 07.30.12	i used to be 240 pounds but now i'm 135, 5 foot 11!! :]
omnipanzer 07.30.12	... how many shitty lists do you have bookmarked anyway?
Scoot 07.30.12	5'10 170
omnipanzer 07.30.12	RIP FatChickIrl
klap 07.30.12	all these people under 140, isn't that like seriously unhealthy
Maniac! 07.30.12	"... how many shitty lists do you have bookmarked anyway?" None
LifeAsAChipmunk 07.30.12	"all these people under 140, isn't that like seriously unhealthy" Usually depends on your height, actually. I'm like 135.
klap 07.30.12	i suppose, but some of these people are like 6'0 and 120 im 6'4 and 185
Apollo 07.30.12	5'11 200...got a pretty bad beer gut I will be working on getting rid of in the fall
mindleviticus 07.30.12	135 pounds 6'0 16 years old
ForeignFilm 07.30.12	5'9 185 I fucking hate myself.
SeaAnemone 07.30.12	5'10'' and 150 or 155 depends on the day... would like to gain another 10 lbs or so
seedofnothing 07.30.12	6'2" 195
Apollo 07.30.12	"5'10'' and 150 or 155 depends on the day... would like to gain another 10 lbs or so" I remember when I used to say that When I got married I weighed 140 pounds
SeaAnemone 07.30.12	yeah I weighed 135-145 or so (I fluctuate a lot, weirdly) up until last year, glad I gained 10 though, feel much better
klap 07.30.12	eric it's pretty simple. stop running, gain weight, profit
Yuli 07.30.12	I'm 6'2 and about 170. Have started running a lot, takes off the weight like no other.
SeaAnemone 07.30.12	haha yeah I actually stopped running for the most part and started lifting much more regularly, that's why not sure how I didn't gain massive amounts of weight in rome though considering, you know, drinking exorbitant amounts every day and literally a 4-course meal for every dinner some of the girls I was with gained a good amount though and kinda freaked out haha
someguest 07.30.12	6'6 and 130 ain't happy unless I can see all my ribs all the time
SeaAnemone 07.30.12	Karen says I've reached my target weight,Kate and Emma and Kristin know it's fake. Problem is diet's not a big enough word. I wanna be so skinny that I rot from view.
someguest 07.30.12	"I'm 6'2 and about 170. Have started running a lot, takes off the weight like no other." yeah, this. anybody can get skinny running and eating less.
Inveigh 07.30.12	lol just skimming through this thread, I've realized that 90% of sputnik must be oddly shaped I'm about 6'0" and 185lbs
Timmons 07.30.12	I weigh 165-170ish and i'm 6,2
Timmons 07.30.12	lost 22 pounds in 4 months earlier this year. best feeling ever.
erandolph90 07.30.12	I'm 5'11" and last time I checked I was at 155 lbs though I seem to fluctuate down to 150 lbs frequently. I also agree there seem to be a lot of oddly shaped people on Sputnik.
Samshine 07.30.12	118 lbs
Adabelle 07.30.12	5'11" (at a guess) and about 10 stone/138lbs, need to eat
tarkus 07.30.12	5'8" 107
BrieLarson 07.30.12	5'9" somewhere around 170-180 pounds
tarkus 07.30.12	lol brie is a girl name and were like the same height and youre like fatter than me by a lot ha im high
Maniac! 07.30.12	Lol. All it took was one bump
BrieLarson 07.30.12	I'm kripes/storminateacup ding donger and I'm not fat. I used to be though lol, by 2nd grade I was almost at 200 pounds and by 5th grade I was well over it, probably just getting to an even height of five feet. Then I grew to 5'9 eventually and worked out a lot the last few years.
johnnyblaze 07.30.12	lol true 6'2...170lbs... pimpin
tarkus 07.30.12	whos brie larson my uncultured mind doesnt know lol
BrieLarson 07.30.12	Foxxxy's favorite American actress whom is the lead female role in 21 Jump Street. I made this account because I want to inspire Cole to become more obsessed with her and go after what he wants in life. Which is Brie Larson.
tarkus 07.30.12	i can dig it
cirq 07.30.12	I got a 10lb dick
kris. 07.30.12	lol cuntess i remember this chick
Blackbelt54 07.30.12	I weigh 195 but it's mostly muscle
KotoFtw 07.30.12	6'2" 190.
captaincrunch11 07.30.12	6'1" 145 Lbs soaking wet
kris. 07.30.12	290 lbs of RAW POWER
kris. 07.30.12	aka fat
Voivod 07.30.12	1m 87cm, 76 kg sorry about the SI units haha
drewcordova 07.30.12	Captain - sounds like a personals add on CL.
Funeralopolis 07.30.12	270 deal with it
Nikkolae 07.30.12	i'm 5'9, 125 pounds of pure, unadulterated thug life.
CrownOfMagnets 07.30.12	im 6'2 and 165
Maniac! 07.30.12	Too many tall people here. 5'10 is where it's at bros
Blackbelt54 07.30.12	true dat. I'm somewhere between 5'9 and 5'10
SpiritCrusher2 07.30.12	6'1 and 160 lbs
SpiritCrusher2 07.30.12	skinny boi