Counterfeit
06.04.11 | i hate when people dont capitalize the artist/album |
SlightlyEpic
06.04.11 | the way I think of abortion is that if you don't have a uterus you can shut the fuck up because your opinion doesn't count for shit edit this came across as way more agressive than i intended oh man |
Counterfeit
06.04.11 | that 2^ |
stranger
06.04.11 | abortions ftw |
Josh D.
06.04.11 | Abortion jokes are like fat jokes:
Almost always funny. |
Josh D.
06.04.11 | So what's holding you back?
Ooh, fuck, zing x10.
Nah, just fartin' around. |
Counterfeit
06.04.11 | not an idiot, just not a pussy |
stranger
06.04.11 | any other amateur abortionists itt? |
Satellite
06.04.11 | my brother's in the air force, and he's neither an idiot nor a pussy. he's a computer tech, which is an extremely cushy gig. he basically just tells old officers how to open windows and watches them get embarrassed. |
KILL
06.04.11 | kimms gonna be pissed |
Counterfeit
06.04.11 | i will fight her |
Josh D.
06.04.11 | Punch her in the dick. |
Badgerboots
06.04.11 | abortion should be mandatory
there are too many humans on this earth as it is |
sublimefan1991
06.04.11 | "Abortion jokes are like fat jokes:
Almost always funny."
hey man don't tease fat kids, they've got enough on their plates. |
wyankeif1337
06.04.11 | "you have to be an idiot to join the military."
oh my god, shut up. |
Counterfeit
06.04.11 | i hope badgers first born is aborted |
Satellite
06.04.11 | i hope badgers first born is aborted
first born is aborted
born...aborted |
Counterfeit
06.04.11 | satty notices the horrible logic in my last sentence
that michigan bastard
|
Counterfeit
06.04.11 | fuck tha tigers |
Counterfeit
06.04.11 | elijah are you saying were all gonna die |
wyankeif1337
06.04.11 | versus an untalented skill
and my problem isn't with benefits from the military: it's with ignorant people saying anyone who joins is retarded. |
Counterfeit
06.04.11 | no. fucking. waiy.
and i agree with wyankeif, theyre some brave motherfuckers than join. i just dont want anyone i know enlisting in a job where theres a possibility they can, ya know, die. |
taxidermist
06.04.11 | "But I can tell you flamingos are pink from eating shrimp!"
Oh shit, really? |
wyankeif1337
06.04.11 | true, true. i'd flip a shit if one of my bros enlisted, although i might be fine with doing it through rotc or one of the universities. they're hella good schools, i fantasized about going to one of them a few years back. |
wyankeif1337
06.04.11 | and if i hear ONE more retard spewing bullshit about "government propaganda" and how soldiers are idiots, i swear to god... |
demigod!
06.04.11 | damn feit i never realized how much hip-hop you listened to |
Counterfeit
06.04.11 | alright this lists point has changed.
it is now about xeno giving us more cool animal facts |
Counterfeit
06.04.11 | "and if i hear ONE more retard spewing bullshit about "government propaganda" and how soldiers are idiots, i swear to god..."
yesyesyesyes
yea demigod, luv me dat shit |
wyankeif1337
06.04.11 | did you know that dolphins are the only animals outside of humans that have random pleasure sex?
yeah, i'm butting in. |
Counterfeit
06.04.11 | soldiers are just doing their job detriment, they dont control where they fight
ask any vietnam vet. theyll tell you fuck the government.
its probably the same with iraq vets. |
Counterfeit
06.04.11 | ive heard that kangaroos suck their own dicks |
wyankeif1337
06.04.11 | you little intellectual, you (directed @ detriment) |
KILL
06.04.11 | killing women and children must suck |
Counterfeit
06.04.11 | i guess.
but i could never insult someone willing to die for their country. |
wyankeif1337
06.04.11 | ... |
wyankeif1337
06.04.11 | you get bad eggs with every bunch, but the *vast* majority of soldiers are, in fact, not the murderous psychopaths that the media makes them out to be. |
KILL
06.04.11 | talkin bout vietnam vets they had to do some serious shit yo |
Counterfeit
06.04.11 | nam was straight fucked up.
now that was government propaganda and bullshit |
wyankeif1337
06.04.11 | three actually came in a couple weeks back to talk at my school. they were chill.
and my favorite vietnam vets are the 3 dudes who went apeshit on the My Lai dudes. |
Counterfeit
06.04.11 | @wyan we did too man. they were chill too.
one of em was super hard of hearing because of being next to a turret for two straight years |
wyankeif1337
06.04.11 | ouch
one of ours got cancer a couple decades back from agent orange. pretty messed up shit |
Counterfeit
06.04.11 | damn. did they talk about how the government basically gave all the vets a big f u and cut all ties with them because everyone had become so anti-war when it was over? |
wyankeif1337
06.04.11 | yeah, one of them had a bunch of horror stories about his bros rejecting him after he got home. it legitimately depressed me. |
Maniac!
06.04.11 | I'm joining the navy next year. |
Counterfeit
06.04.11 | but we need you my maniacal friend |
wyankeif1337
06.04.11 | go seals or go home |
Maniac!
06.04.11 | I'm sure I'll be fine. |
Maniac!
06.04.11 | Gonna go for Cryptology network administration |
Counterfeit
06.04.11 | yeah but its like. that chance man. that chance.
and plus. another human beings life is in your hands.
i dont know about you, but regardless of what theyve done, i really dont think i could bear that responsibilty. unless it was someone who murdered someone i know. then their balls are mine. |
Maniac!
06.04.11 | Didn't come to debate. Just sayin. |
Counterfeit
06.04.11 | ight. sorry man. |
Josh D.
06.04.11 | I run more games than the Bulls and Sonics. |
Counterfeit
06.04.11 | wheres the animal stuff xeno |
Kimm
06.04.11 | Capitalize the artists' names. Seriously.
=] |
Counterfeit
06.04.11 | ONLY. If you say please. |
AfterTheBreakdown
06.04.11 | I have a friend who joined the Marines. He said boot camp was easy for that. |
Counterfeit
06.04.11 | i heard it was hard as shit. |
Maniac!
06.04.11 | It's easy if you are in really good shape. |
AfterTheBreakdown
06.04.11 | well he was completely prepared for it. He trained for over a year before going off to boot camp. |
Counterfeit
06.04.11 | ah i see. i barely know the kid who did it, only know him through a friend, so if he was unfit before going he is now. ha. |
AfterTheBreakdown
06.04.11 | yeah. My friend thought it was fun. I think hes just crazy. Boot camp doesn't sound fun. |
Counterfeit
06.04.11 | none of it sounds fun |
AfterTheBreakdown
06.04.11 | exactly. |
tkxxx7
06.04.11 | how can you NOT know how much hiphop feit listens to |
Counterfeit
06.04.11 | its only 45% of my chart and like 45% of my last.fm top ten (if you count hip-hop influences) |
Counterfeit
06.04.11 | srry modsies |