East Hastings
07.16.10 | A bird flew into my sliding glass door once and died. It was awesome. |
Apollo
07.16.10 | :-O |
Yeahtoast
07.16.10 | Friend of mine walking along a road a few years ago got pissed off at a pidgeon walking along just underneath his feet making him trip, so he booted it out in front of an oncoming truck. Feather shower. |
East Hastings
07.16.10 | HAHAHAHAHAH..AHAHA. that's amazing |
KILL
07.16.10 | your friends a fag |
Counterfeit
07.16.10 | your friends a fag [2] |
Yeahtoast
07.16.10 | He was having a bad day! |
Apollo
07.16.10 | yeah killing animals is srs business
NO LAUGHING!
seriously tho thats unnecessary |
East Hastings
07.16.10 | not as bad as that pigeon's day |
Yeahtoast
07.16.10 | Zing |
East Hastings
07.16.10 | pow, right in the kisser |
porch
07.16.10 | would've been funnier if yeahtoast got crushed by a truck
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Yeahtoast
07.16.10 | That's what he said right after |
Yeahtoast
07.16.10 | I actually know a guy who was crushed by a truck. That's only recently become funny since he's been able to walk on his own again. |
PuddlesPuddles
07.16.10 | Birds are the most ace thing on the planet
You have no dick |
East Hastings
07.16.10 | there was some kid at my old school who got his face run over by a car, he had treadmark-scars |
porch
07.16.10 | csb |
Yeahtoast
07.16.10 | Wow how'd did he survive that? |
DiceMan
07.16.10 | killing animals is so met4l |
Yeahtoast
07.16.10 | Me too chambers. |
SCREAM!
07.16.10 | In that case why dont you both jump in front of trucks?
Retards |
KILL
07.16.10 | hey go back to lurking scream your not allowed to post here! |
SCREAM!
07.16.10 | How can i go back to lurking when i havent been lurking :S |
SCREAM!
07.16.10 | I know what you mean but think if the human wa your mom/dad/girlfriend/son/daughter/etc, that would suck a lot for you. The human getting run over is that to someone else and saying youd rather see them dead than the bird is a ridiculous statement imo |
porch
07.16.10 | thread reminds me that i should delete sputnik from my bookmarks
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Hyperbore
07.16.10 | What a bunch of faggotry. Fuck birds. |
Gmork89
07.16.10 | Damn air types... |
Gmork89
07.16.10 | you gotta get the new Immolation album, it's really good. |
DeafMetal
07.16.10 | I identify with birds, in that I am free-spirited and my heart is forever soaring towards the sky. |
Hyperion1001
07.16.10 | Hey, if it weren't for that damn meteor we'd all be large brained opposite-thumbed bird/raptor things...so show some respect. |
ConsiderPhlebas
07.16.10 | A bird flew into our kitchen window when I was a kid and broke its wing, so my dad made me drown it in a bucket of water. |
SlightlyEpic
07.16.10 | I have more reason to hate the human race than I do birds |
Hyperbore
07.16.10 | ^lol |
Yeahtoast
07.16.10 | Slightly makes a good point. |
Gmork89
07.16.10 | I have more hate for the human race than pretty much anything. |
DeafMetal
07.16.10 | You guys are all Whitechapel wannabes for that. |
DeafMetal
07.16.10 | Deathcore lyrics deathcore lyrics deathcore lyrics. |
PuddlesPuddles
07.16.10 | Actually cancer is the cancer of the earth |
Gmork89
07.16.10 | Ok, we just suck, we will leave it that. |
OhAliceMonster
07.16.10 | lol this story reminds me of this one time when i had two hamsters and so i forgot that i had them, therefore forgot to feed them and so one day i check on them and i only see one of them.. and the feet of the other one.
Cannibalistic hamsters= alice chuckling. |
Pittsburgh
07.16.10 | actually the earth is the cancer of the universe...
k gaiz |
Yeahtoast
07.16.10 | How do you forget you own two hamsters? D: |
SlightlyEpic
07.16.10 | alice and i were busy can you blame her |
porch
07.16.10 | OhSadisticMonster |
AnotherBrick
07.16.10 | "I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species. I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment, but you humans do not. You move to an area, and you multiply, and multiply, until every natural resource is consumed. The only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet, you are a plague, and we are the cure." |
Hyperbore
07.16.10 | Nice quote, but EVERY organism multiplies as much as it can. We're simply better at not dying because we're smarter. |
AnotherBrick
07.16.10 | "EVERY organism multiplies as much as it can"
now if that was true then animals would be fucking 24/7
we're so smart, that we're basically destroying our planet. awesome |
SoapySoap
07.16.10 | This seagull once tried to fly into my science class and ended up crashing into the window leaving a nice big a spatter of blood. We found his dead carcass at the front of the school.
D: |
Hyperbore
07.16.10 | They would also be eating, sleeping, socializing, fighting, and traveling, as all of these things are necessary for fucking to occur. And all of which they do. |
Counterfeit
07.16.10 | The only purpose for an organisms existence is to reproduce and multiply. That's it. |
AnotherBrick
07.16.10 | and then after they do all that then they fuck? cause i see a lot of animals laying around doing nothing, in fact my dog is laying outside right now doing nothing, which includes not trying to multiply.
this is a pointless argument, i was just being an idiot and taking your words as literal as i could for giggles |
Counterfeit
07.16.10 | lol Brick. Go argue with my biology teacher. Cause he said that like a bajillion times over the school year. hahahaha |
Hyperbore
07.16.10 | Sure you were. |
AnotherBrick
07.16.10 | lol hyperbore. gtfo and go be serious elsewhere |
porch
07.16.10 | hypermad |
Hyperion1001
07.16.10 | @AnotherBrick I read that entire quote in Agent Smith's voice, just so you know. |
AnotherBrick
07.16.10 | lol did it take you like 10 minutes?
best movie of all time |
Hyperbore
07.16.10 | http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/7/73/Trollface.png |
sneakers
06.16.23 | stop it, get some help |
Koris
06.16.23 | Brutal list |
MoM
06.16.23 | 😨 |
Sharenge
06.16.23 | birbs beware |