Spec
05.31.11 | Recs would be swell. |
iPim
05.31.11 | So I'm an alt? |
Maniac!
05.31.11 | This list theme was done just last week |
Spec
05.31.11 | Yeah. You just don't know it yet. |
Drunk
05.31.11 | Hundredth
It Prevails |
G3N3R1C
05.31.11 | monica would've been the 5th member, but that would've been 1 member too many... she had to be "taken care of"... |
MetallicOpeth
05.31.11 | This is news? I thought it was established a while ago. |
Oathbreaker
05.31.11 | I know who's alt I am. |
AfterTheBreakdown
05.31.11 | You listen to some good music spec |
demigod93
05.31.11 | no shit dude a bunch of people just share accounts thats why sometimes my posts are all proper grammar and shit but others arent like now im actually kill or sonic but theyre both actually bungy |
theacademy
05.31.11 | much like the real world, all users on sputnik are instruments of myself (good & true), the staff (evil, but worldly antagonists), or the true evil (he who shall not be named) (mj, who in the first movie, everyone put aside their differences and banished him + stuff). channing = exception, as he is neither bound by the laws of mortal users, nor does he have the powers of a god. he stops by every once in a while to save the world, sell some merch, etc. |
Poet
05.31.11 | So the 15 people I'm friends with on Facebook are only 3 people in reality? |
theacademy
05.31.11 | i hear he's getting a spin-off tv show but ill believe it when i see it |
Maniac!
05.31.11 | Everyone here is a qwe alt, we have known this for a while now. |
SeaAnemone
05.31.11 | academy which am I? |
Trebor17
05.31.11 | (In gay accent) SCANDALOUS!!! |
theacademy
05.31.11 | Sea im glad you asked. Your story is awesome. you've been a member of my camp since you can remember, but you've always felt that you didn't belong. as you grew up, you found yourself more and more tempted by the dark side of the force... |
Spec
05.31.11 | So basically, Sea is Anakin Skywalker? |
pizzamachine
05.31.11 | I sense a plot to destroy Sputnik. |
SeaAnemone
05.31.11 | I can feel myself being pulled towards it with every elite, condescending list I post... it just seems so inevitable, sometimes, but I must resist for the good of the world. |
Hep Kat
05.31.11 | ok acad how does my legendary self factor into this? i must know |
theacademy
05.31.11 | Kat you're the seasoned old-timer who remembered how things were in the dark ages, the times before academy, when the world was flesh and teeth |
Spec
05.31.11 | Acad, mine as well make a list and explain each users background, because people are gonna keep asking. Such as me ;) |
theacademy
05.31.11 | your wisdom frees you from the banal affairs of userdom, but you still care very much about the state of the reviewniverse (and even the forums too) |
sniper01
05.31.11 | i'm friends with three users on fb, i officially don't care about any other users. |
Hep Kat
05.31.11 | mmmm ok. i can dig that
seasoned vet. yes, yes. i like this idea indeed |
illmitch
05.31.11 | jim tressel knew who all the alts were a year before they were created |
Spec
05.31.11 | The dark ages before Academy. |
theacademy
05.31.11 | Spec youre basically a fringe user.... A merc/soldier-of-fortune... you don't give a fuck who wins as long as you get paid. |
Spec
05.31.11 | Well that sucks. |
theacademy
05.31.11 | why? those usually make for peoples favorite characters... |
sniper01
05.31.11 | yeah you're like aragorn. i actually agree with that analysis |
theacademy
05.31.11 | not sure what that is but hopefully it's what im talking about |
Spec
05.31.11 | NIKO FROM GTA. I can live with that. I don't like vodka though. |
sniper01
05.31.11 | the human guy with the beard from lotr dude c'mon. |
Spec
05.31.11 | "Cazn, let's go bowling." |
theacademy
05.31.11 | well spec is the kinda guy who would be human, and either have a beard or perhaps not.... either way that works |
Drunk
05.31.11 | Do me hard |
Mewcopa0
05.31.11 | thats complete bullshit. only 4 users?! thats stupid. isn't it obvious....there is only one user. me. all of you are my alts, to replace my complete lack of friends in real life. muahahahahahahaha |
Apollo
05.31.11 | Recs are as follows:
Quietly Sit - And Fucking Kill Yourself
Stand Up - And Fucking Kill Yourself
Start Running - Then Fucking Kill Yourself
Lie Down - ....You Get The Picture |
InAbsentia
05.31.11 | Holy shit. I'm Mew's alt. |
witchxrapist
05.31.11 | http://last.fm/user/thescourgetrial
lurk my shit faggot |
savagecabbage
05.31.11 | welcome to the circle jerk |
StrangerofSorts
05.31.11 | Yeh I'm actually Deviant, I spend the whole time arguing with myself.
But then he's just an alt of Mew so we have alts within alts and it all gets a bit messy. |
bailar14
05.31.11 | tell me more oh wise spec |
KimmsightMatters
05.31.11 | I only have one alt. |
KimmsightMatters
05.31.11 | And my original account Kimmypants... |
KimmsightMatters
05.31.11 | So three in total. Just like the number of comments I just posted. |
This Life is Genocide
05.31.11 | ima Hep alt |
Hocmat
05.31.11 | Makes sense |
whywontyoudie
05.31.11 | I am Kimm's 4th account, I'm her rebellious and anti-religion side. |
ohfoxxxycole
05.31.11 | foxxxy |
savagecabbage
05.31.11 | i wonder who sonicspeed5000 is |
wabbit
05.31.11 | hey Spec delete all Kimm's comments and I won't call you a fuckhead constantly. |
bailar14
05.31.11 | haha |
whywontyoudie
05.31.11 | all accounts are enrique alts |
balcaen
05.31.11 | i wish i was someone's alt
preferably hep kat's |
bailar14
05.31.11 | i lost count of all the different bailar accounts. too many for a mortal man to handle. |
Ire
05.31.11 | safetysynyster papasynyster nervous sad poor synysterlite sowingseason realm iluvitarsux megadeth101 robhollierhatesdarkies uhhkris shitfukshit shitshitshit uhhh too many to name |
Mewcopa0
05.31.11 | ok. i lied. there is actually one more person on the site other than me. kimm is definitely not one of my alts. even i could not create such a monster. |
Hep Kat
05.31.11 | what's that supposed to mean pussy |
Spec
05.31.11 | @wonarabbit nobody gives a fuck about what you say anyways.
I'll just delete your comments instead. |
Ire
05.31.11 | spec i hate you faggot foad nobody talks to rabbit like that and gets away with it |
bailar14
05.31.11 | how dare you insult an ally of enrique and syn |
KimmsightMatters
05.31.11 | He's absolutely right, rabbit's input in this thread is completely useless.
Then again, given the context... |
Ire
05.31.11 | kimm you are so bad you are like josh d turned up to 11 |
KimmsightMatters
05.31.11 | You love me.
And if you don't it really doesn't matter because everyone else does. |
Ire
05.31.11 | -No. |
bailar14
05.31.11 | but the josh d is the shit syn
his one word retorts are legendary |
AfterTheBreakdown
05.31.11 | Thats hardcore |
KimmsightMatters
05.31.11 | -So Long Ago. |
Ire
05.31.11 | u know how u really feel about josh d, chan.
OHO WOOPS CATS OUT OF THE BAG SORRY RIQUE |
Merkin
05.31.11 | hehe |
bailar14
05.31.11 | OH NO U DI'INT
gonna have to go back in hiding again FUCK |
SeaAnemone
05.31.11 | users in this thread ranked
1. bailar
2. miles
3. academy
4. sniper
5. Ire
6. HST
7. Hep
8. TLIG
9. foxxy
10. mappy
11. balcean
12. Apollo
13. ... the rest...
14. Maniac!
15. G3N3RIC
16. Spec
17. Trebor
18. Oathbreaker
19. Kimm
good job all 'roud, guys |
Ire
05.31.11 | sorry chan yay number 5 |
SeaAnemone
05.31.11 | meant *round and there's no way I'm editing that |
bailar14
05.31.11 | you forgot to rate yourself seaeric (obvs #1) |
Spec
05.31.11 | Oh sheeit. I think I actually heard that a long time ago anyways. |
Ire
05.31.11 | u ranked hep too low there no way i'm cooler than him |
bailar14
05.31.11 | its okay ire. ill just live with the shame. |
Hep Kat
05.31.11 | only 7? outrageous! |
SeaAnemone
05.31.11 | my opinion of Hep fluctuates from really cool to neutral and today he's neutral on the scale |
Merkin
05.31.11 | hehe |
KimmsightMatters
05.31.11 | Still don't know what you have against me Eric. |
SeaAnemone
05.31.11 | I know. That's ok : ) |
Spec
05.31.11 | only 16? outrageous! |
ohfoxxxycole
05.31.11 | 9 ill take it! |
SeaAnemone
05.31.11 | in what? I'm the one who did the ranking. |
Kris.
05.31.11 | i demand to be ranked I NEED A PEP TALK |
bailar14
05.31.11 | 1. panasonicyouth
2. uhhkris |
Ire
05.31.11 | panasonicdouche |
bungy
05.31.11 | "So three in total. Just like the number of comments I just posted."
also just like the number of musketeers in three musketeers |
bungy
05.31.11 | Also just like the number of soups in goldilox |
pizzamachine
05.31.11 | One comment and I suddenly find myself ranked. I don't know what to think. |
bungy
05.31.11 | For the fucking record, I have two alts with a total of two comments. So neither are bailar. One I made because one time when I was drunk it's username made me laugh really hard and it's only comment was mocking John Hansen. The other which I never used was going to be used
just for trolling anotherbrick. |
bailar14
05.31.11 | tell em bung.
http://www.sputnikmusic.com/list.php?memberid=441699&listid=54378 |
G3N3R1C
05.31.11 | One comment and I suddenly find myself ranked. I don't know what to think. [2] but hey, i wasn't ranked last. that's cool i guess. |
bungy
05.31.11 | I don't even want to know where that link goes |
FromDaHood
05.31.11 | I never understood the appeal of having alts. Maybe acad can explain it to me |
bailar14
05.31.11 | its the 'bailar is bungy' list. i always link it to you when you dont admit to being bailar. i mean me. |
fr33convict
05.31.11 | There's an Enrique in all of us. |
bungy
05.31.11 | I wish Enrique would get inside me |
fr33convict
05.31.11 | Why would you want to get inside yourself? |
bailar14
05.31.11 | WHY NOT? |
wabbit
05.31.11 | thanks eric. but serious question bailar or bungy? |
liledman
05.31.11 | never needed an alt, never gotten close to being banned. so wimpy. |
FromDaHood
05.31.11 | I lied. I made the account TACOBELLFTW420 while I took some xanax. He's permabanned as far as I know. |
Emim
05.31.11 | Oh no you found out the truth now we must kill you |
mynameischan
05.31.11 | "much like the real world, all users on sputnik are instruments of myself (good & true), the staff (evil, but worldly antagonists), or the true evil (he who shall not be named) (mj, who in the first movie, everyone put aside their differences and banished him + stuff). channing = exception, as he is neither bound by the laws of mortal users, nor does he have the powers of a god. he stops by every once in a while to save the world, sell some merch, etc."
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