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For the rare occasion that the sun shows itself through the clouds. Also, rSeinfeld quotes.
1Uncle Tupelo
89/93: An Anthology


Yeah, yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me. So I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other, ya know. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door, ya know, with my foot, ya know, at the next stop. You kept making all the stops? Well, people kept ringing the bell!
2Wilco
Being There


Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away.
3Son Volt
Trace


Boy, these pretzels are makin' me thirsty.
4Calexico
Carried To Dust


No soup for you!
5Drive-by Truckers
The Dirty South


I have a bad feeling that whenever a lesbian looks at me they think "That's why I'm not a heterosexual."
6Neil Young
Old Ways


Hi, my name is George, I'm unemployed and I live with my parents.
7My Morning Jacket
Z


My father was a quitter, my grandfather was a quitter, I was raised to give up. It's one of the few things I do well.
8The Avett Brothers
Emotionalism


I am breaking up with YOU, You can't break up with me, I'v got hand! And you're gonna need it.
9Whiskeytown
Pneumonia


Only I could fail at failing.
10Ryan Adams
Love Is Hell


You know, I don't get it. Since when are you not allowed to ask a Chinese man where a Chinese restaurant is? I mean, aren't we getting a little too sensitive here? If someone asks me, "which direction is Israel," I don't go flying off the handle.
11Jeff Buckley
Grace


I don't think there's any greater tragedy than when parents outlive their children. Yes I hope my parents die long before I do.
12Lullaby for the Working Class
Blanket Warm


I'm at the corner of 1st and 1st... How can the same street intersect with itself? It must be at the nexus of the universe.
13Neko Case
Canadian Amp (EP)


We think it was Saddam Hussein, but he had a British accent, so we're not sure.
14Attack In Black
Marriage


Don't you see what Whatley is after? Total joke immunity. He's already got the two major religions covered. If he ever gets Polish citizenship, there'll be no stopping him.
15The Pants Situation
The Ugly Man


Mmm... boy, that Hennigan's goes down smooth. And afterwards you don't even smell. That's right folks. I've just had three shots of Hennigan's and I don't even smell. Imagine: you can walk around drunk all day. That's Hennigan's: no smell, no tell, Scotch.
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