andcas
10.17.11 | i'll take requests for the next edition. this was the most fun to search. |
Pharoh
10.17.11 | Make a Pornogrind list like this next |
AsoTamaki
10.17.11 | Wow, those Seether and Crossfade lyrics... I have no words. |
americanohno
10.17.11 | if by "they're good at cooking" he means anything other than "they're talented in the culinary arts" than I'm afraid I don't know what he means |
Zorak
10.17.11 | 5, 8, and 10 are so bad |
andcas
10.17.11 | the nickelback and three days grace lyrics wave some red flags. |
americanohno
10.17.11 | next you should do emo.
the last line in "sixth golden ticket" by the saddest landscape is pretty terrible (well I at least remember it being terrible but who knows).
die, emperor die!, broken hearts are blue, the khayembii communique, and toru okada are other bands i remember w. pretty awful lyrics (or at least a song or two w. ridiculous lyrics)
and though I like the song and lyrics "lower g.i. bleed" by native nod has some funny lyrics. |
andcas
10.17.11 | the saddest landscape and native are good so it might be hard. |
americanohno
10.17.11 | yh but good bands sometimes write bad lyrics. I mean I love freebird but the lyrics to that song are kindof stupid. |
foxblood
10.17.11 | 7 is pretty funny. also i agree with Pharoh |
jayfatha
10.17.11 | I love these lists. Let's do a crunkcore edition next |
tarkus
10.17.11 | 8 made me lol |
Zorak
10.17.11 | crunkcore/ scene kid shit should be next. brokeNcyde, dot dot curve :) jefree star, breathe carolina etc. |
bloc
10.17.11 | 1 and 2 are good songs |
andcas
10.17.11 | a crunkcore list sounds reasonable. so much bad lyrics to choose from there. |
ZilbelPing
10.17.11 | Yeah crunkcore definitely. |
Ovrot
10.17.11 | Pornogrind has no bad lyrics |
RosaParks
10.17.11 | when we were done she said she loved the taste of my oh oh oh |
FromDaHood
10.17.11 | TRY TO WATCH THE TV
AND YOU SCREAM AT ME |
andcas
10.17.11 | lol rosa. |
Bandido
10.17.11 | It'd be cool to do one for good, respectable bands |
bailar14
10.17.11 | CAN YOU TAAAKKE ME HIIIIIIIGGHHHHHHERRRRRRR |
andcas
10.17.11 | but good respectable bands aren't hilarious to laugh at. |
InAbsentia
10.17.11 | "they're good at cooking if you know what I mean"
I don't know what he means... |
andcas
10.17.11 | it's okay, I doubt anyone else does either. |
IAmHollywood
10.17.11 | crunkcore/ scene kid shit should be next. brokeNcyde, dot dot curve :) jefree star, breathe carolina etc. [2]
also all the generic metalcore bands probably have a wealth of horrible lyrics to list |
andcas
10.17.11 | it'll be a challenge because there's too much to choose from in crunkcore. |
InAbsentia
10.17.11 | Power metal would be awesome |
andcas
10.17.11 | i'll probably do crunckore next tbh. |
FromDaHood
10.17.11 | Crunkcore is too easy, you could do pages upon pages of Brokencyde alone
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andcas
10.18.11 | bump |
fuckthatnoise
10.18.11 | list lacks Puddle of Mudd - Hooky. song is hilarious. |
foreverendeared
10.18.11 | Solid list. My favorite of the series so far. |
andcas
10.18.11 | completely forgot about puddle of mudd. which is a good thing. |
Wolfhorde
10.18.11 | Good list. Agree with forever. |
Vesper
10.18.11 | 4 and 7 aren't that bad, because they're probably just daily routine, going by the bands' reputations. |
andcas
10.18.11 | I'm revoking your feminist card. |
Vesper
10.18.11 | That was meant to be tongue-in-cheek, man.
I think your deathcore list jaded me a bit too much, as well, haha.
(I'm not going to go on my feminist rant about the dichotomy of "band whores" versus men who would just get congratulated for banging a female musician here, lol.) |
Oathbreaker
10.18.11 | That song by vader. |
Wolfhorde
10.18.11 | "I'm revoking your feminist card."
Haha. |
BigHans
10.18.11 | these lyrics are awesome dont know what youre talking about dood |
Poet
10.18.11 | "Power metal would be awesome"
Too bad power metal lyrics are so awesome. |
Aids
10.18.11 | I second the crunkcore idea
and honestly pretty much any "buttrock" lyric would fit here, the genre is built on terrible lyricism
OH YOURE A CRAZY BITCH BUT YOU FUCK SO GOOD I CANT HANDLE IT AND WHEN I DREAM IM DOING YOU ALL NIGHT SCRATCHES ALL DOWN MY BACK something someting
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andcas
10.18.11 | there's no thought behind them at all. i'm working on the crunkcore one. |
wings123
10.18.11 | nickelback is shit, glad there on this list |
Pharoh
10.18.11 | "Too bad power metal lyrics are so awesome."
How about dragonforce's obsession in using the words "so far away" in every album |
andcas
10.18.11 | well dragon force sucks. |
Gilgamahesh
10.23.11 | HAHAHA this list is great. I usually enjoy artful crudity as much as the next guy, but this...
^^ I don't listen to that genre too much, but in its defense dragonforce is not the be-all end-all of power metal. |
The7thVermicide
11.29.11 | 1,3 aren't that bad , the rest are horrible. |
Zorak
11.29.11 | 8 is the worst haha |
Eulogize
11.29.11 | Oh Jesus. And I actually somewhat like Crossfade. |
jsaf7
12.11.11 | I don't really get how 1 is cringe-worthy.. But the rest? for the most part... Eurgh..
And a "crunkcore" list? Sounds like a good idea.. since there's so many more awful lyrics to choose from. |
andcas
12.11.11 | I have a crunkcore list |
ShousoStrip
12.11.11 | All La Dispute lyrics are cringe worthy, lol. |
andcas
12.11.11 | negative |
