andcas: Cringe Worthy Lines In Modern Music (pop)

Blackbelt54 10.16.11	lol these are awful
jefflebowski 10.16.11	That Black Eyed Peas line is hilariously bad
americanohno 10.16.11	running thru these hoes like drain-o is actually a pretty cool line but goddamn is that song fucking annoying
taxidermist 10.16.11	Lol. Good list.
ZilbelPing 10.16.11	#1. What the fuck is that. I used to think most of the hate he got was over the top but after seeing that, he's very deserving of what he gets. All of these are really awful.
foxblood 10.16.11	can it get any worse than referencing Facebook in a song
InAbsentia 10.16.11	Haha I love these, andcas. 10 is the worst. I loathe that fucking guy.
bloc 10.16.11	Of course modern pop is going to have cringe worthy lyrics
Wolfhorde 10.16.11	4 & 5 actually made me laugh.
Vesper 10.16.11	4 is awesome when involving flamboyantly gay men: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S3bRPHPQsOs
andcas 10.16.11	how does 5 hit it from behind. does she have a dick? why am I analyzing this.
Wolfhorde 10.16.11	"does she have a dick?" We can't be sure..
andcas 10.16.11	I might just do a dick edition next. plenty of popular artists love to talk about it.
IrishJay91 10.16.11	quality stuff lol. but dude, almost all of these were highlighted in ToddInTheShadows reviews, so how did you not include the line from OMG? its soooo bad. list also needs more Pitbull.
Josh D. 10.16.11	With pop music, you don't need a list of bad lines. Just say "pop music" and the list completes itself.
Blackbelt54 10.16.11	but these seem exceptionally bad
FearThyEvil9 10.16.11	Most pop is cringe worthy to begin with.
Keyblade 10.16.11	What Josh said [2]
FromDaHood 10.16.11	Is the Justin Bieber one real?
andcas 10.16.11	yes, those are lyrics from the actual song.
steadyriot 10.16.11	1 is lol, the rest are just as you describe them. Awful
Recspecs 10.16.11	Do a list of lyrics sung only by Creed.
Trebor17 10.16.11	Re-title: worst music ever
andcas 10.16.11	I might do a buttrock or limp bizkit list sometime in the near future.
kangaroopoo 10.16.11	"on the rise to the top no led in our zeppelin" - gawd
someguest 10.16.11	whenever I hear 8 I bust out laughing. hilarious song.
Trebor17 10.16.11	8 is about rape
someguest 10.16.11	no wonder I find it so funny then
sspedding 10.16.11	the Kesha one is hilarious, especially because it tells the truth.
Recspecs 10.16.11	Or you could do country music lyrics in general. They will all coincide with the pleasurable topics of beer, women, whiskey, incest, mud racing, tractors, beer, fishing, and incest.
UnnamedOcean 10.16.11	Well I wasn't expecting much from this genre.
someguest 10.16.11	don't forget jeans and t-shirts, recspecs
AsoTamaki 10.16.11	1, 4, 5, 6 and 7 are awful. Some of the others are bad, but funny which is what they are intended to be.
Keyblade 10.16.11	also don't forget boots recspecs.
AlonsoHarris 10.16.11	I wish katie perry wanted to see my peacock. cock.
andcas 10.16.11	I don't know much about bad country artists besides toby keith.
americanohno 10.16.11	holy fuck guys you're fucking up: Well, a friend of mine named Steve Goodman wrote that song and he told me it was the perfect country and western song I wrote him back a letter and told him it was NOT the perfect country and western song because he hadn't said anything about Momma, or trains, or trucks, or prison, or gettin' drunk. Well, he sat down and wrote another verse to the song and he sent it to me and after reading it, I realized that my friend had written the perfect country and western song. And I felt obliged to include it on this album. The last verse goes like this here: Well, I was drunk the day my Mom got outta prison. And I went to pick her up in the rain. But, before I could get to the station in my pickup truck She got runned over by a damned old train.
Trebor17 10.16.11	taylor swift
Blackbelt54 10.16.11	lol
andcas 10.16.11	love song has the line "cause you were Romeo, I was a scarlet letter" which leads me to believe taylor swift doesn't have a clue those are two unrelated stories.
Recspecs 10.16.11	I could name a shitload of country because that's all I hear in Georgia haha. And yes, how could I forget the boots, jeans, and t-shirts.
Trebor17 10.16.11	She doesn't seem to realize romeo and juliet is a tragedy either
andcas 10.16.11	"She doesn't seem to realize romeo and juliet is a tragedy either" lol true.
FromDaHood 10.16.11	The only thing that the "Scarlet letter" line means is that she was a warning sign to stay away because their relationship was doomed by her father. Hence "Daddy said stay away from Juliet," much like the ostracized protagonist of The Scarlet Letter, Hester Prynne. It's actually just symbolic of a doomed relationship, not of failing english class.
andcas 10.16.11	still doesn't explain the valid point trebor pointed out. it's a bad story to base a love song on. i'm not saying swift is a bad singer but I think she's a little naive.
AsoTamaki 10.16.11	Oh, come on. Romeo and Juliet has been widely regarded as one of the most romantic stories for bloody centuries.
Trebor17 10.16.11	I always saw romeo and juliet as two dumb teenagers who wasted their lives on a relationship that couldn't be and probably wouldn't have lasted anyway
Apollo 10.16.11	holy fuck these are atrocious
andcas 10.16.11	romantic tragedies. taylor's little story will end with a double suicide. how sweet.
FromDaHood 10.16.11	To be fair, Romeo and Juliet are merely the names of the characters in the song
Recspecs 10.16.11	Lol the lyrics for "Need You Now" by Lady Antebellum are VERY cringe worthy.
Trebor17 10.16.11	But it's obviously a reference to the story She wouldn't arbitrarily name them romeo and juliet without it being a reference
AsoTamaki 10.16.11	No matter how tragic the end was, that story epitomizes teenage "love" and how serious it can seem to those involved. And the reference comes from them being kept apart by parents etc. as mentioned in the song.
andcas 10.16.11	it's cool if you like her but as for me, she writes material for little teen girls so no.
Trebor17 10.16.11	She looks like a cat, and I'm not into that
AsoTamaki 10.16.11	Lol, I've heard maybe three or four songs from her. Not a fan. Just saying there's no need to stretch for bad lyrics when there's stuff out there like what you've got on this list.
andcas 10.16.11	maybe someday taylor will go the pop slut route. she wouldn't be the first squeaky clean artist to grow up and decide she wants to let loose and flaunt her sexuality.
AsoTamaki 10.16.11	It'll happen in a few years once her sales decline.
Recspecs 10.16.11	AsoTamaki, what the fuck goes on in your head?
AsoTamaki 10.16.11	Many, many things as is the case with all normal functioning human beings.
Eclecticist 10.16.11	"no led in our zeppelin" oh wtf
andcas 10.16.11	no black in our sabbath.
Keyblade 10.17.11	Kelly Clarkson's 'My Life Would Suck Without You" is pretty bad too. Mostly just the title though.
andcas 10.17.11	speaking of clarkson: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIwOhNQgKJI
TheFonz123 10.17.11	emmure?
andcas 10.17.11	what about them.
Scoot 10.17.11	emmure isn't pop lol
jefflebowski 10.17.11	Paul Weller managed to get away with a facebook reference in 'Wake Up the Nation', despite the fact he also calls it 'the' facebook. shudders
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