andcas
09.02.11 | fix the goddamn prequels and leave the originals alone. |
TheBloodTypo
09.02.11 | He needs to die before it's too late. |
Slum
09.02.11 | nooooo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
Cipieron
09.02.11 | ewoks not blinking totally ruined ROTJ for me, glad they are fixing such a glaring problem |
omnipanzer
09.02.11 | lol, what is your avatar? |
AliW1993
09.02.11 | Well that just killed the entire scene |
Trebor17
09.02.11 | fix the goddamn prequels and leave the originals alone.
What prequels?
|
Hjertify
09.02.11 | i srsly cant sleep knowing darth vader screams" nooooooooooooo" there. .... T_T |
Hyperion1001
09.02.11 | "People who alter or destroy works of art and our cultural heritage for profit or as an exercise of power are barbarians, and if the laws of the United States continue to condone this behavior, history will surely classify us as a barbaric society. The preservation of our cultural heritage may not seem to be as politically sensitive an issue as "when life begins" or "when it should be appropriately terminated," but it is important because it goes to the heart of what sets mankind apart. Creative expression is at the core of our humanness. Art is a distinctly human endeavor. We must have respect for it if we are to have any respect for the human race." -George Lucas |
TheVoiceAndTheSnake
09.02.11 | "What prequels?"
I lol'd. I can live with this though as long as he doesn't fuck with The Empire Strikes Back that son of a *****
|
Trebor17
09.02.11 | The only way to get the untouched versions of the original films is the 2006 limited edition dvd
Those fuckers are 60 bucks each on amazon though |
Tyrael
09.02.11 | Awesome avatar man |
Hyperion1001
09.02.11 | Yeah Lucas is a fucking hypocrite and an idiot and needs to just fuck off and stop ruining his lucky break. |
andcas
09.02.11 | ...the no! went over so well in rots he just had to bring it into rotj. |
TheVoiceAndTheSnake
09.02.11 | "The only way to get the untouched versions of the original films is the 2006 limited edition dvd"
I used to have those man until my dad sold them at a flea market and they were only 40 bucks back then.
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Cipieron
09.02.11 | whoh are they really worth that much?! i doubt i'd ever sell mine, but that's interesting. glad i picked those up when i did, think i got them for $15 each on sale |
andcas
09.02.11 | I have all three originals on vhs so i'm positive lucas can't harm me. |
Trebor17
09.02.11 | I only have the 1997 versions on VHS which has fucking Greedo shooting first |
andcas
09.02.11 | he keeps putting more cgi bs in the background. i'm expecting his next move will include jar jar binks somewhere
in the old movies. |
Trebor17
09.02.11 | Have you seen Red Letter Media's reviews of the prequels? |
Slum
09.02.11 | omg those reviews are brilliant |
jefflebowski
09.02.11 | Hasn't Lucas milked enough ill-gotten gains from the franchise already for christ's sake? |
Cipieron
09.02.11 | and then he'll release a 3D version of all the movies, adding shit not only to the background but the foreground as well |
Trebor17
09.02.11 | Who the hell is going to pay money to see episode I in 3D
|
Cipieron
09.02.11 | i'd cry if he made the original trilogy into 3D, but if it meant seeing them in theater.... that might make it worth it |
Trebor17
09.02.11 | Yeah, mine has the box with Darth Vader on it |
Parallels
09.02.11 | Red Letter Media reviews rule lol "SHUT UP BITCH" |
andcas
09.02.11 | the 3D will probably happen and idiots will go and see it. I'm trying to think of all the changes he's made so far to the
originals. it's a lot. |
Slum
09.02.11 | "i'd cry if he made the original trilogy into 3D, but if it meant seeing them in theater.... that might make it worth it'
3D is so fucking shitty that it would just ruin the experience |
andcas
09.02.11 | the lightsabers and gun lasers come at you and it's great fun-lucas |
Cipieron
09.02.11 | "3D is so fucking shitty that it would just ruin the experience"
yeah... the more i think about it.... yeah it would just make me hate the OT |
Satellite
09.02.11 | YOU GUYS ARE MISSING THE POINT. THIS IS THE WAY LUCAS WANTED TO DO IT IN 1983 BUT HE DIDN'T HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY THEN (JAMES EARL JONES AND A MICROPHONE). |
Cipieron
09.02.11 | all the lightsabers will be replaced with walkie-talkies too |
Parallels
09.02.11 | what |
andcas
09.02.11 | it's so cartoonish when he screams no. it makes vader sound like a little bitch. I loved how it was and now
an iconic scene is ruined forever. |
jayfatha
09.02.11 | Watching that hurt my heart |
Trebor17
09.02.11 | What makes the scene so great is the fact that he says nothing. You can really tell there is a struggle going through his head, and in the end he makes the right choice.
Now instead we get nooooooooooooooooooooo |
WeepingBanana
09.02.11 | andcas, weren't you the one who liked revenge of the sith more than jedi?
or was that obfuscation? |
andcas
09.02.11 | the addition of jabba the hutt to new hope was pretty appalling as well. |
foreverendeared
09.02.11 | I really fucking hope they make all of them in 3D. It may be selfish of me, but I own stock in the company that produces the technology they use to make movies 3D, so yeah I kind of want everyone in the world to watch everything in 3D now like idiots. |
WeepingBanana
09.02.11 | i just lost respect for you foreverendeared |
foreverendeared
09.02.11 | Sorry, but I'm poor and it's my only shot at ever retiring. |
Trebor17
09.02.11 | If you like the prequels, you are wrong |
andcas
09.02.11 | @weeping, I honestly don't remember but at this point in time jedi>sith. ewoks always bothered me but red letter media
opened my eyes to sith. |
Trebor17
09.02.11 | Thank you Mr. Plinkett |
dertyharrie
09.02.11 | HOWARD THE DUCK.
|
foreverendeared
09.02.11 | And this may or may not help my case, but if I do get obscenely rich one day, my plan is to buy the last two living Pandas on earth, then cook them and eat them and make their fur into a nice jacket. |
MO
09.02.11 | LOL what the fuck was that |
dertyharrie
09.02.11 | It's duck tits
WOOHOO |
MO
09.02.11 | "The only way to get the untouched versions of the original films is the 2006 limited edition dvd"
Still have the casettes, all in a box set which was released in the 80's. Always treasure it. |
foreverendeared
09.02.11 | I love how he says "No" questioningly at first. |
andcas
09.02.11 | the way he says it is goofy as hell. what's next? the emperor says weeee! when falling down the shaft. |
BallsToTheWall
09.02.11 | How does anyone feel about Hayden's ghost inclusion at the end of Jedi as opposed to the original old guy? |
Trebor17
09.02.11 | It doesn't make sense because he's seeing the Anikin as he remembers him
He never fucking saw young Anikin |
andcas
09.02.11 | it makes no fucking sense because yoda is old. obi wan is old. so why the fuck is anakin young. he never fucking saw
young anakin [2] |
MO
09.02.11 | yea rob got it |
BallsToTheWall
09.02.11 | But then again Anakin died when he became a mangled man/machine hybrid. |
BallsToTheWall
09.02.11 | Actually wait, Anakin never looked that normal as an old guy, he was already Darth at an early age and fucked up with with all those gadgets therefore turning him into a bald, pasty scarred man/machine. |
Cipieron
09.02.11 | but then he was redeemed when he saved luke... so lucas fail |
andcas
09.02.11 | anakin should have looked like he did when luke pulled off his mask. |
Cipieron
09.02.11 | ^this |
WeepingBanana
09.02.11 | yeah i mean any idea that involves more Hayden Christensen is a bad one |
BallsToTheWall
09.02.11 | Ehh I dont know, Anakin was more appropriate than crusty old Vader. |
MO
09.02.11 | Luke never saw Anakin in that image, all he had was the Vader from Return of the Jedi. So having young Anakin as a ghost makes no sense. |
andcas
09.02.11 | if you don't like consistency in movie plots then you're right balls. |
BallsToTheWall
09.02.11 | Luke didnt see what Darth looked like until he was on his deathbed, Very unfair I think to put mutated guy up there. Darth was a whole new identity. It makes sense to put "Anakin there.
|
andcas
09.02.11 | it doesn't make sense for the very reason trebor pointed out. the end. |
BallsToTheWall
09.02.11 | When did Darth Vader/Anakin ever healthily live to old age? He didn't thats bullshit. |
andcas
09.02.11 | he didn't. luke saw ben how he knew him. yoda. so what's with random hadyen or even the other normal looking old dude
from the original |
SWORD
09.02.11 | I HAVE TO SAY NO. NOOOOO TOO |
BallsToTheWall
09.02.11 | Yes you are correct. In essence Anakins ghost should be that of a disfigured old dude rather than Hayden or the other guy. George really fucked that one up. |
andcas
09.02.11 | the blu-ray versions are the biggest offenders and change so much. I'm scared at what he'll touch next as technology
increases in movies. |
BallsToTheWall
09.02.11 | I have no desire to see a remastered series of an already remastered series that has already been remastered. Christ!!! it's worse than the continuous remastering ass raping At The Gates-Slaughter of the Soul get's every other year. |
andcas
09.02.11 | remaster indiana jones 4 and edit out the fridge scene and aliens. |
BallsToTheWall
09.02.11 | Remaster Return of the King and edit out 1/3 of the 25 endings. |
Cipieron
09.02.11 | remaster the matrix trilogy to edit out keanu reeves |
andcas
09.02.11 | matrix 2 and 3 were horrible and keanu was the least of the problems. |
JWT155
09.02.11 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BMgegut3UM |
BallsToTheWall
09.02.11 | Remaster Monster's Ball to have an extended sex scene. |
foreverendeared
09.02.11 | YES |
Hyperion1001
09.02.11 | "remaster the matrix trilogy to edit out keanu reeves"
remaster the matrix trilogy to edit out 2 and 3*******
Fixed |
MO
09.02.11 | yes hyperion, so bad |
Nomad
09.02.11 | In that case, The Dark Knight should be remastered with a CGI paper bag on Maggie's head in every scene. |
Trebor17
09.02.11 | She's not that ugly
She just has a huge lip canal |
Cipieron
09.02.11 | she's that ugly |
Nomad
09.02.11 | Meh, it was a blemish on the movie, having a billionaire playboy and hotshot DA fighting over someone that looks like a microwaved Cabbage Patch Doll. |
MisterTornado
09.02.11 | I have all three originals on vhs so i'm positive lucas can't harm me. [2] |
andcas
09.02.11 | lets play "what would you remaster in the prequels to make them better." i'd take out the force is bacteria and killing off darth maul. |
Trebor17
09.02.11 | Write a good script that makes sense first of all |
Nomad
09.02.11 | @andcas - the worst thing about Maul's death was he was killed by exactly the same fucking move that Anakin tried to do on Obi Wan in RotS and failed. The douche just stood and admired Kenobi's acrobatic skills. |
andcas
09.02.11 | yeah it was dumb. I did think maul had great potential as a villain and should have been given more lines and kept through all 3 episodes. |
Cipieron
09.02.11 | if maul had flipped over obi, it might have had some backstory for why obi tells anakin he "has the high ground" and whatnot..... but that wouldn't made too much sense |
andcas
09.02.11 | but then we wouldn't get passionate lines like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JD5wWA75skc |
JWT155
09.02.11 | Please tell me you watched the link I posted andcas |
andcas
09.02.11 | lol yeah. I laughed through the whole thing. |
JWT155
09.02.11 | "I liked the last Indiana Jones..." |
crazyblinddude
09.02.11 | Holy shit that's hilarious JWT. |
Cipieron
09.02.11 | i also like how c3po is supposedly a translator, but no one in the entire universe seems to need him. even han understands wookie-ese and hutt-ese, and everyone else understands english |
JWT155
09.02.11 | Whoa bro, he saved them from being eaten by the Ewoks. |
andcas
09.02.11 | they only thank droids in the prequels. |
Obfuscation24
09.03.11 | needs moar comments |
andcas
09.03.11 | it actually does obfus. |
qwe3
09.03.11 | is this about that no no nooooo thing he added in to the return of the jedi cuz when i read that i laughed so hard |
dnor
09.03.11 | the new "dragon calls" makes me laugh so hard...cuz they sound so dumb. LOL
WOOOOOOOO WOOOOOO
like bubrub did the voice over
|
andcas
09.03.11 | @qwe, yeah watch the video. it's almost as bad as the no in sith. dnor, that change killed me and I literally can't stop
laughing
at that video. |
dnor
09.03.11 | I know...when I heard it....I had a bertstare for about 5 seconds, then literally couldn't stop laughing.... |
andcas
09.03.11 | the change in episode one to yoda is a big fuck you to jim henson. |
someguest
09.03.11 | "the lightsabers and gun lasers come at you and it's great fun-lucas"
I lul'd. |
andcas
09.03.11 | i'm surprised lucas hasn't changed han solo saying "I know" when leia tells him he loves her to "I love you tooooo!" before
he's frozen. |
someguest
09.03.11 | lucas should shave his beard in shame |
Scoot
09.03.11 | you'd think he learned from the first NOOOOO |
andcas
09.03.11 | i don't think lucas lives in a thing called reality scoot. |
AngelofDeath
09.03.11 | Can't wait for the next Indiana Jones box set where Indy's a cyborg with laser cannons. |
North0House2
09.03.11 | What did I just watch? |
BallsToTheWall
09.03.11 | Next Indiana Jones movie needs a Jay and Silent Bob cameo. |
North0House2
09.03.11 | I think they should have Bieber voice over in the next Indiana Jones. |
andcas
09.03.11 | shia is taking over the franchise...can't wait. |
North0House2
09.03.11 | ... well that sucks. |
someguest
09.03.11 | I finally saw the new Wall Street and thought it was great.
But that might have something to do with being a finance major. |
andcas
09.03.11 | I hate shia and can safely say he's never done a movie I enjoyed. |
BallsToTheWall
09.03.11 | Lets start a bring back Jay and Silent Bob petition. |
someguest
09.03.11 | He hasn't really had the chance to do one of those "original" coveted roles. I think he's a decent enough actor to pull one off. |
MUNGOLOID
09.03.11 | shia was best in even stevens. |
andcas
09.03.11 | shia could shine if he can break his typecast as a panicking bitch. |
BallsToTheWall
09.03.11 | Shia is awesome for being such an asshole. When he came out and said he banged Megan Fox when he wasn't sure if she was single was legit as was saying that date with Hillary Duff was awful. If either is troo doesnt matter. |
andcas
09.03.11 | if she married brian austin green she'd definitely sleep with shia. |
BallsToTheWall
09.03.11 | Agreed. Lol, marrying him derailed her career. Oh well ill always take Ashley Greene over Megan Fox any day. God im fucking stoked for breaking Dawn. |
andcas
09.03.11 | megan fox's career derailed because she's a horrible actress who picks bad movies. the ridiculous plot for breaking dawn
is funny on paper. |
BallsToTheWall
09.03.11 | Michael Sheen is always badass even in Twilight as is that big fucker who played Colossus. But you know what I liked Jonah Hex. Speaking of bad actresses Mila Kunis. Holy fuck she's terrible, she butchered Book of Eli, Black Swan and im sure more movies to come.
|
andcas
09.03.11 | i'd rather watch michael sheen kick ass in underworld. I hate twilight and real vampires don't sparkle or can get chicks
pregnant. mila is alright. |
BallsToTheWall
09.03.11 | Admist all the angsty bullshit and awkward adolescence gayness Eclipse was quiet entertaining besides that. |
FrankRedHot
09.03.11 | Can't wait for George to edit out Mark Hamill's surgery scars in Episodes 5 and 6 |
andcas
09.03.11 | it's overdramatic soft-core porn for chicks who have bad taste in movies. |
Trebor17
09.03.11 | The behind the scenes footage of Lucas sitting on his ass with a coffee while directing the prequels is sad and funny at the same time |
andcas
09.03.11 | what's wrong with your face...anybody want me to mail them a pizza roll |
Satellite
09.03.11 | "Can't wait for George to edit out Mark Hamill's surgery scars in Episodes 5 and 6"
haha
seriously gl gets way too much credit for star wars |
Trebor17
09.03.11 | I watched Plinkett's reviews of baby's day out and cop dog today
Fucking hilarious
|
andcas
09.03.11 | less is more: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PANbsSf0cQ |
Trebor17
09.03.11 | Lucas doesn't know when to shut the fuck up |
andcas
09.03.11 | look at how much better that scene was made by taking out the laughable dialogue that lucas probably thinks helps the
situation. |
Satellite
09.03.11 | i pretty much have no criticism to add that mr. plinkett hasn't already offered |
andcas
09.03.11 | I wonder if he has watched mr. plinkett's reviews or knows about them. |
Satellite
09.03.11 | i'm sure he knows about them, but i doubt he gives a shit.
this list fucking rules btw. |
Satellite
09.03.11 | albh |
Satellite
09.03.11 | yes. |
Trebor17
09.03.11 | I'll email you some pizza rolls |
Satellite
09.03.11 | i do have to go to traffic court soon, though. i accidentally ran over a korean family. |
lobby
09.03.11 | relevant:
http://imgur.com/a/uKl8e |
Trebor17
09.03.11 | "I fuck my cat" said Plinkett |
Trebor17
09.03.11 | Holly fucking lol dude |
andcas
09.03.11 | brings a corpse home *x and buzzer sound. (anakin looks at padme) *x and buzzer sound. I literally crack up every time
he runs down the list. |
Obfuscation24
09.03.11 | so is there any way to see these movies not fucked with |
taxidermist
09.03.11 | FUCK YOU GEORGE LUCAS >:l |
PedalToTheMetal
09.03.11 | @obfuscation, i torrented the original versions of the older movies a couple of months ago... no edits on any of them :) |
Cipieron
09.03.11 | @obfuscation -- The only way to get the untouched versions of the original films is the 2006 limited edition dvd |
andcas
09.03.11 | storm skywalker ranch and steal a copy like in fanboys. |
acad
09.03.11 | sounds gay but its going to look so awesome
blu ray for the fucking rape win |
acad
09.03.11 | jus got piranha 3d on blu ray for some hi def kelly brook tittayyyyz |
acad
09.03.11 | also Chloe for some amanda seyfreid tittayz |
someguest
09.03.11 | been a fan of brook's tits for years |
theacademy
09.03.11 | dude i bet i was into brook's tits way earlier
try like 2003
im the man
yeah |
someguest
09.03.11 | had a picture of her with man juice on her tongue but lost it
hahaha |
andcas
09.03.11 | I have no idea who kelly brooks is but i'll check her out. |
defjaw83
09.03.11 | She's hot as fuck man...hot as fuck |
theacademy
09.03.11 | lol calling her "kelly brooks" ARE YOU EVEN A MAN |
andcas
09.03.11 | oh no I accidently put an s on it. the world is falling. |
theacademy
09.03.11 | pray for the broken no one can fix us |
andcas
09.03.11 | lucas will heal our flaws with digital editing. |
TheNotrap
09.05.11 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USwTolALBM0&feature=player_embedded |
Spluger
10.07.11 | Yessss Challenges! So good. |
andcas
10.08.11 | hell yeah man. |
Hyperion1001
10.08.11 | i might actually be behind chris tucker voicing c-3p0 |
andcas
10.08.11 | i'm for deleting jake lloyd completely. |