andcas: I Hate You George Lucas

andcas 09.02.11	fix the goddamn prequels and leave the originals alone.
TheBloodTypo 09.02.11	He needs to die before it's too late.
Slum 09.02.11	nooooo NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Cipieron 09.02.11	ewoks not blinking totally ruined ROTJ for me, glad they are fixing such a glaring problem
omnipanzer 09.02.11	lol, what is your avatar?
AliW1993 09.02.11	Well that just killed the entire scene
Trebor17 09.02.11	fix the goddamn prequels and leave the originals alone. What prequels?
Hjertify 09.02.11	i srsly cant sleep knowing darth vader screams" nooooooooooooo" there. .... T_T
Hyperion1001 09.02.11	"People who alter or destroy works of art and our cultural heritage for profit or as an exercise of power are barbarians, and if the laws of the United States continue to condone this behavior, history will surely classify us as a barbaric society. The preservation of our cultural heritage may not seem to be as politically sensitive an issue as "when life begins" or "when it should be appropriately terminated," but it is important because it goes to the heart of what sets mankind apart. Creative expression is at the core of our humanness. Art is a distinctly human endeavor. We must have respect for it if we are to have any respect for the human race." -George Lucas
TheVoiceAndTheSnake 09.02.11	"What prequels?" I lol'd. I can live with this though as long as he doesn't fuck with The Empire Strikes Back that son of a *****
Trebor17 09.02.11	The only way to get the untouched versions of the original films is the 2006 limited edition dvd Those fuckers are 60 bucks each on amazon though
Tyrael 09.02.11	Awesome avatar man
Hyperion1001 09.02.11	Yeah Lucas is a fucking hypocrite and an idiot and needs to just fuck off and stop ruining his lucky break.
andcas 09.02.11	...the no! went over so well in rots he just had to bring it into rotj.
TheVoiceAndTheSnake 09.02.11	"The only way to get the untouched versions of the original films is the 2006 limited edition dvd" I used to have those man until my dad sold them at a flea market and they were only 40 bucks back then.
Cipieron 09.02.11	whoh are they really worth that much?! i doubt i'd ever sell mine, but that's interesting. glad i picked those up when i did, think i got them for $15 each on sale
andcas 09.02.11	I have all three originals on vhs so i'm positive lucas can't harm me.
Trebor17 09.02.11	I only have the 1997 versions on VHS which has fucking Greedo shooting first
andcas 09.02.11	he keeps putting more cgi bs in the background. i'm expecting his next move will include jar jar binks somewhere in the old movies.
Trebor17 09.02.11	Have you seen Red Letter Media's reviews of the prequels?
Slum 09.02.11	omg those reviews are brilliant
jefflebowski 09.02.11	Hasn't Lucas milked enough ill-gotten gains from the franchise already for christ's sake?
Cipieron 09.02.11	and then he'll release a 3D version of all the movies, adding shit not only to the background but the foreground as well
Trebor17 09.02.11	Who the hell is going to pay money to see episode I in 3D
Cipieron 09.02.11	i'd cry if he made the original trilogy into 3D, but if it meant seeing them in theater.... that might make it worth it
Trebor17 09.02.11	Yeah, mine has the box with Darth Vader on it
Parallels 09.02.11	Red Letter Media reviews rule lol "SHUT UP BITCH"
andcas 09.02.11	the 3D will probably happen and idiots will go and see it. I'm trying to think of all the changes he's made so far to the originals. it's a lot.
Slum 09.02.11	"i'd cry if he made the original trilogy into 3D, but if it meant seeing them in theater.... that might make it worth it' 3D is so fucking shitty that it would just ruin the experience
andcas 09.02.11	the lightsabers and gun lasers come at you and it's great fun-lucas
Cipieron 09.02.11	"3D is so fucking shitty that it would just ruin the experience" yeah... the more i think about it.... yeah it would just make me hate the OT
Satellite 09.02.11	YOU GUYS ARE MISSING THE POINT. THIS IS THE WAY LUCAS WANTED TO DO IT IN 1983 BUT HE DIDN'T HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY THEN (JAMES EARL JONES AND A MICROPHONE).
Cipieron 09.02.11	all the lightsabers will be replaced with walkie-talkies too
Parallels 09.02.11	what
andcas 09.02.11	it's so cartoonish when he screams no. it makes vader sound like a little bitch. I loved how it was and now an iconic scene is ruined forever.
jayfatha 09.02.11	Watching that hurt my heart
Trebor17 09.02.11	What makes the scene so great is the fact that he says nothing. You can really tell there is a struggle going through his head, and in the end he makes the right choice. Now instead we get nooooooooooooooooooooo
WeepingBanana 09.02.11	andcas, weren't you the one who liked revenge of the sith more than jedi? or was that obfuscation?
andcas 09.02.11	the addition of jabba the hutt to new hope was pretty appalling as well.
foreverendeared 09.02.11	I really fucking hope they make all of them in 3D. It may be selfish of me, but I own stock in the company that produces the technology they use to make movies 3D, so yeah I kind of want everyone in the world to watch everything in 3D now like idiots.
WeepingBanana 09.02.11	i just lost respect for you foreverendeared
foreverendeared 09.02.11	Sorry, but I'm poor and it's my only shot at ever retiring.
Trebor17 09.02.11	If you like the prequels, you are wrong
andcas 09.02.11	@weeping, I honestly don't remember but at this point in time jedi>sith. ewoks always bothered me but red letter media opened my eyes to sith.
Trebor17 09.02.11	Thank you Mr. Plinkett
dertyharrie 09.02.11	HOWARD THE DUCK.
foreverendeared 09.02.11	And this may or may not help my case, but if I do get obscenely rich one day, my plan is to buy the last two living Pandas on earth, then cook them and eat them and make their fur into a nice jacket.
MO 09.02.11	LOL what the fuck was that
dertyharrie 09.02.11	It's duck tits WOOHOO
MO 09.02.11	"The only way to get the untouched versions of the original films is the 2006 limited edition dvd" Still have the casettes, all in a box set which was released in the 80's. Always treasure it.
foreverendeared 09.02.11	I love how he says "No" questioningly at first.
andcas 09.02.11	the way he says it is goofy as hell. what's next? the emperor says weeee! when falling down the shaft.
BallsToTheWall 09.02.11	How does anyone feel about Hayden's ghost inclusion at the end of Jedi as opposed to the original old guy?
Trebor17 09.02.11	It doesn't make sense because he's seeing the Anikin as he remembers him He never fucking saw young Anikin
andcas 09.02.11	it makes no fucking sense because yoda is old. obi wan is old. so why the fuck is anakin young. he never fucking saw young anakin [2]
MO 09.02.11	yea rob got it
BallsToTheWall 09.02.11	But then again Anakin died when he became a mangled man/machine hybrid.
BallsToTheWall 09.02.11	Actually wait, Anakin never looked that normal as an old guy, he was already Darth at an early age and fucked up with with all those gadgets therefore turning him into a bald, pasty scarred man/machine.
Cipieron 09.02.11	but then he was redeemed when he saved luke... so lucas fail
andcas 09.02.11	anakin should have looked like he did when luke pulled off his mask.
Cipieron 09.02.11	^this
WeepingBanana 09.02.11	yeah i mean any idea that involves more Hayden Christensen is a bad one
BallsToTheWall 09.02.11	Ehh I dont know, Anakin was more appropriate than crusty old Vader.
MO 09.02.11	Luke never saw Anakin in that image, all he had was the Vader from Return of the Jedi. So having young Anakin as a ghost makes no sense.
andcas 09.02.11	if you don't like consistency in movie plots then you're right balls.
BallsToTheWall 09.02.11	Luke didnt see what Darth looked like until he was on his deathbed, Very unfair I think to put mutated guy up there. Darth was a whole new identity. It makes sense to put "Anakin there.
andcas 09.02.11	it doesn't make sense for the very reason trebor pointed out. the end.
BallsToTheWall 09.02.11	When did Darth Vader/Anakin ever healthily live to old age? He didn't thats bullshit.
andcas 09.02.11	he didn't. luke saw ben how he knew him. yoda. so what's with random hadyen or even the other normal looking old dude from the original
SWORD 09.02.11	I HAVE TO SAY NO. NOOOOO TOO
BallsToTheWall 09.02.11	Yes you are correct. In essence Anakins ghost should be that of a disfigured old dude rather than Hayden or the other guy. George really fucked that one up.
andcas 09.02.11	the blu-ray versions are the biggest offenders and change so much. I'm scared at what he'll touch next as technology increases in movies.
BallsToTheWall 09.02.11	I have no desire to see a remastered series of an already remastered series that has already been remastered. Christ!!! it's worse than the continuous remastering ass raping At The Gates-Slaughter of the Soul get's every other year.
andcas 09.02.11	remaster indiana jones 4 and edit out the fridge scene and aliens.
BallsToTheWall 09.02.11	Remaster Return of the King and edit out 1/3 of the 25 endings.
Cipieron 09.02.11	remaster the matrix trilogy to edit out keanu reeves
andcas 09.02.11	matrix 2 and 3 were horrible and keanu was the least of the problems.
JWT155 09.02.11	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BMgegut3UM
BallsToTheWall 09.02.11	Remaster Monster's Ball to have an extended sex scene.
foreverendeared 09.02.11	YES
Hyperion1001 09.02.11	"remaster the matrix trilogy to edit out keanu reeves" remaster the matrix trilogy to edit out 2 and 3******* Fixed
MO 09.02.11	yes hyperion, so bad
Nomad 09.02.11	In that case, The Dark Knight should be remastered with a CGI paper bag on Maggie's head in every scene.
Trebor17 09.02.11	She's not that ugly She just has a huge lip canal
Cipieron 09.02.11	she's that ugly
Nomad 09.02.11	Meh, it was a blemish on the movie, having a billionaire playboy and hotshot DA fighting over someone that looks like a microwaved Cabbage Patch Doll.
MisterTornado 09.02.11	I have all three originals on vhs so i'm positive lucas can't harm me. [2]
andcas 09.02.11	lets play "what would you remaster in the prequels to make them better." i'd take out the force is bacteria and killing off darth maul.
Trebor17 09.02.11	Write a good script that makes sense first of all
Nomad 09.02.11	@andcas - the worst thing about Maul's death was he was killed by exactly the same fucking move that Anakin tried to do on Obi Wan in RotS and failed. The douche just stood and admired Kenobi's acrobatic skills.
andcas 09.02.11	yeah it was dumb. I did think maul had great potential as a villain and should have been given more lines and kept through all 3 episodes.
Cipieron 09.02.11	if maul had flipped over obi, it might have had some backstory for why obi tells anakin he "has the high ground" and whatnot..... but that wouldn't made too much sense
andcas 09.02.11	but then we wouldn't get passionate lines like this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JD5wWA75skc
JWT155 09.02.11	Please tell me you watched the link I posted andcas
andcas 09.02.11	lol yeah. I laughed through the whole thing.
JWT155 09.02.11	"I liked the last Indiana Jones..."
crazyblinddude 09.02.11	Holy shit that's hilarious JWT.
Cipieron 09.02.11	i also like how c3po is supposedly a translator, but no one in the entire universe seems to need him. even han understands wookie-ese and hutt-ese, and everyone else understands english
JWT155 09.02.11	Whoa bro, he saved them from being eaten by the Ewoks.
andcas 09.02.11	they only thank droids in the prequels.
Obfuscation24 09.03.11	needs moar comments
andcas 09.03.11	it actually does obfus.
qwe3 09.03.11	is this about that no no nooooo thing he added in to the return of the jedi cuz when i read that i laughed so hard
dnor 09.03.11	the new "dragon calls" makes me laugh so hard...cuz they sound so dumb. LOL WOOOOOOOO WOOOOOO like bubrub did the voice over
andcas 09.03.11	@qwe, yeah watch the video. it's almost as bad as the no in sith. dnor, that change killed me and I literally can't stop laughing at that video.
dnor 09.03.11	I know...when I heard it....I had a bertstare for about 5 seconds, then literally couldn't stop laughing....
andcas 09.03.11	the change in episode one to yoda is a big fuck you to jim henson.
someguest 09.03.11	"the lightsabers and gun lasers come at you and it's great fun-lucas" I lul'd.
andcas 09.03.11	i'm surprised lucas hasn't changed han solo saying "I know" when leia tells him he loves her to "I love you tooooo!" before he's frozen.
someguest 09.03.11	lucas should shave his beard in shame
Scoot 09.03.11	you'd think he learned from the first NOOOOO
andcas 09.03.11	i don't think lucas lives in a thing called reality scoot.
AngelofDeath 09.03.11	Can't wait for the next Indiana Jones box set where Indy's a cyborg with laser cannons.
North0House2 09.03.11	What did I just watch?
BallsToTheWall 09.03.11	Next Indiana Jones movie needs a Jay and Silent Bob cameo.
North0House2 09.03.11	I think they should have Bieber voice over in the next Indiana Jones.
andcas 09.03.11	shia is taking over the franchise...can't wait.
North0House2 09.03.11	... well that sucks.
someguest 09.03.11	I finally saw the new Wall Street and thought it was great. But that might have something to do with being a finance major.
andcas 09.03.11	I hate shia and can safely say he's never done a movie I enjoyed.
BallsToTheWall 09.03.11	Lets start a bring back Jay and Silent Bob petition.
someguest 09.03.11	He hasn't really had the chance to do one of those "original" coveted roles. I think he's a decent enough actor to pull one off.
MUNGOLOID 09.03.11	shia was best in even stevens.
andcas 09.03.11	shia could shine if he can break his typecast as a panicking bitch.
BallsToTheWall 09.03.11	Shia is awesome for being such an asshole. When he came out and said he banged Megan Fox when he wasn't sure if she was single was legit as was saying that date with Hillary Duff was awful. If either is troo doesnt matter.
andcas 09.03.11	if she married brian austin green she'd definitely sleep with shia.
BallsToTheWall 09.03.11	Agreed. Lol, marrying him derailed her career. Oh well ill always take Ashley Greene over Megan Fox any day. God im fucking stoked for breaking Dawn.
andcas 09.03.11	megan fox's career derailed because she's a horrible actress who picks bad movies. the ridiculous plot for breaking dawn is funny on paper.
BallsToTheWall 09.03.11	Michael Sheen is always badass even in Twilight as is that big fucker who played Colossus. But you know what I liked Jonah Hex. Speaking of bad actresses Mila Kunis. Holy fuck she's terrible, she butchered Book of Eli, Black Swan and im sure more movies to come.
andcas 09.03.11	i'd rather watch michael sheen kick ass in underworld. I hate twilight and real vampires don't sparkle or can get chicks pregnant. mila is alright.
BallsToTheWall 09.03.11	Admist all the angsty bullshit and awkward adolescence gayness Eclipse was quiet entertaining besides that.
FrankRedHot 09.03.11	Can't wait for George to edit out Mark Hamill's surgery scars in Episodes 5 and 6
andcas 09.03.11	it's overdramatic soft-core porn for chicks who have bad taste in movies.
Trebor17 09.03.11	The behind the scenes footage of Lucas sitting on his ass with a coffee while directing the prequels is sad and funny at the same time
andcas 09.03.11	what's wrong with your face...anybody want me to mail them a pizza roll
Satellite 09.03.11	"Can't wait for George to edit out Mark Hamill's surgery scars in Episodes 5 and 6" haha seriously gl gets way too much credit for star wars
Trebor17 09.03.11	I watched Plinkett's reviews of baby's day out and cop dog today Fucking hilarious
andcas 09.03.11	less is more: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9PANbsSf0cQ
Trebor17 09.03.11	Lucas doesn't know when to shut the fuck up
andcas 09.03.11	look at how much better that scene was made by taking out the laughable dialogue that lucas probably thinks helps the situation.
Satellite 09.03.11	i pretty much have no criticism to add that mr. plinkett hasn't already offered
andcas 09.03.11	I wonder if he has watched mr. plinkett's reviews or knows about them.
Satellite 09.03.11	i'm sure he knows about them, but i doubt he gives a shit. this list fucking rules btw.
Satellite 09.03.11	albh
Satellite 09.03.11	yes.
Trebor17 09.03.11	I'll email you some pizza rolls
Satellite 09.03.11	i do have to go to traffic court soon, though. i accidentally ran over a korean family.
lobby 09.03.11	relevant: http://imgur.com/a/uKl8e
Trebor17 09.03.11	"I fuck my cat" said Plinkett
Trebor17 09.03.11	Holly fucking lol dude
andcas 09.03.11	brings a corpse home x and buzzer sound. (anakin looks at padme) x and buzzer sound. I literally crack up every time he runs down the list.
Obfuscation24 09.03.11	so is there any way to see these movies not fucked with
taxidermist 09.03.11	FUCK YOU GEORGE LUCAS >:l
PedalToTheMetal 09.03.11	@obfuscation, i torrented the original versions of the older movies a couple of months ago... no edits on any of them :)
Cipieron 09.03.11	@obfuscation -- The only way to get the untouched versions of the original films is the 2006 limited edition dvd
andcas 09.03.11	storm skywalker ranch and steal a copy like in fanboys.
acad 09.03.11	sounds gay but its going to look so awesome blu ray for the fucking rape win
acad 09.03.11	jus got piranha 3d on blu ray for some hi def kelly brook tittayyyyz
acad 09.03.11	also Chloe for some amanda seyfreid tittayz
someguest 09.03.11	been a fan of brook's tits for years
theacademy 09.03.11	dude i bet i was into brook's tits way earlier try like 2003 im the man yeah
someguest 09.03.11	had a picture of her with man juice on her tongue but lost it hahaha
andcas 09.03.11	I have no idea who kelly brooks is but i'll check her out.
defjaw83 09.03.11	She's hot as fuck man...hot as fuck
theacademy 09.03.11	lol calling her "kelly brooks" ARE YOU EVEN A MAN
andcas 09.03.11	oh no I accidently put an s on it. the world is falling.
theacademy 09.03.11	pray for the broken no one can fix us
andcas 09.03.11	lucas will heal our flaws with digital editing.
TheNotrap 09.05.11	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=USwTolALBM0&feature=player_embedded
Spluger 10.07.11	Yessss Challenges! So good.
andcas 10.08.11	hell yeah man.
Hyperion1001 10.08.11	i might actually be behind chris tucker voicing c-3p0
andcas 10.08.11	i'm for deleting jake lloyd completely.