Hyperion1001: In Love With A Stripper

Hyperion1001 01.14.13	it was love at first fondle
XingKing 01.14.13	Describe her to me in vivid detail.
LloydNewgreen 01.14.13	I'll be damned if I've ever heard a more romantic story.
foxblood 01.14.13	what was her stripper pseudonym
Hyperion1001 01.14.13	probably about 5'4", curly blonde hair down to her shoulders, kind of a flat chest but im not a big mammary guy, bangin body, probably a bit older than most of the other girls there but it just made it hotter
andcas 01.14.13	so you're in love with someone who just acts like she's interested in you for money?
foxblood 01.14.13	but maybe this time it was real!
Trebor17 01.14.13	Let me know what her butt tastes like if you hook up with her
demigod93 01.14.13	offer her some coke, that'll get the ball rolling
sixdegrees 01.14.13	andcas you're such a buzzkill
Hyperion1001 01.14.13	not even a pop punk ballad can make you understand my feelings andcas
XingKing 01.14.13	She sounds awesome, man. Congrats on the whole "Love" thing!
andcas 01.14.13	pop punk ballads are the worst.
foxblood 01.14.13	that's probably why they couldn't make you understand his feelings
ViralOblivion 01.14.13	Have fun with them STDs
Killerhit 01.14.13	you booty wranglin' bachelors, always hitting some bitch. Life's not fair, is it? You see, I... well, the McRib will be gone in a couple of weeks. And you have fallen in love with a stripper who will inevitably give a lapdance to a far handsomer person... see the comparison, son?
bach 01.14.13	Describe her butt to me in vivid detail.
Hyperion1001 01.14.13	dont worry she only played with my dick over the pants
ShadowRemains 01.14.13	matt man....c'mon jesus christ you know i need pics to judge further
Recspecs 01.14.13	"Have fun with them STDs" Because you can definitely get those from lap dances.
Hyperion1001 01.14.13	i wish i had pics i wouldnt even need the internet for fap material!
AngelofDeath 01.14.13	giv er dat d
Killerhit 01.14.13	This stripper is probably a user. Right now. Looking at this. very. fucking. thread.
Hyperion1001 01.14.13	we will be united again soon i hope
Trebor17 01.14.13	She's a stripper not a whore my word Plus there's this thing called jimmy hats you might have heard of
bach 01.14.13	C'mon Hyper, you gotta hook me up with a picture of dat ass.
pwalcher 01.14.13	fantastic thread/story
XingKing 01.14.13	Go back again and see her so you can report back to us. Celebrity relationship of the century
talesfromthevagina 01.14.13	"not even a pop punk ballad can make you understand my feelings andcas" I lol'ed so hard
Hyperion1001 01.14.13	should have fucking asked her when she worked again goddamnit
ShadowRemains 01.14.13	talesfromthevagina lol
pwalcher 01.14.13	dude you're gonna get obsessed and then when you finally cough up the balls to go see her again you'll bust before she even makes contact with your genitals
Wolfhorde 01.14.13	shit ain't gonna end well.
ThespianLesbian 01.14.13	Oh honey you're my favorite customer in all of South Carolina I work every saturday from 8 PM to 4AM come see me again shoog :)
andcas 01.14.13	I bet she fell so hard for you she's just gonna leave stripping for good.
Hyperion1001 01.14.13	dude i didnt even nut when she had her lady parts in my face but just in case ill make sure to be drunk again next time
XingKing 01.14.13	She's probably posting on facebook right now how she found the perfect guy while she was getting her tits out for a living
Hyperion1001 01.14.13	how the fuck do you know where i live who are you
bach 01.14.13	Maybe the club has a website with pictures of the strippers. Then you can fap.
talesfromthevagina 01.14.13	off course she will, why don't people believe in love stories anymore. like god haven't you ever seen twilight
pwalcher 01.14.13	"dude i didnt even nut when she had her lady parts in my face but just in case ill make sure to be drunk again next time" good stuff, just looking out for you man, I want you to be prepared!
Hyperion1001 01.14.13	"Maybe the club has a website with pictures of the strippers. Then you can fap." already tried that nope
ThespianLesbian 01.14.13	Come see me again, wag is never done honey
bach 01.14.13	Just tell her she's a part of a trending thread on sputnik. She'll run off with you on the spot.
Hyperion1001 01.14.13	guys you just dont understand
ViralOblivion 01.14.13	No we understand you're in love with someone who has severe daddy issues
talesfromthevagina 01.14.13	we do hyperion I once fell in love with a hobo, I took her to my house we made sweet love and then she stole all my canned goods
andcas 01.14.13	"if your daughters a stripper you fucked up" - chris rock
ShadowRemains 01.14.13	lets see who thespian could be ramy ramy ramy ire ire ire some mexican in vegas some mexican in vegas some mexican in vegas
bach 01.14.13	Or maybe she knew she would meet her foreverman at the strip club so she gave up her dreams of becoming an astronomer to find her one true love.
andcas 01.14.13	it's trebor shadow. derp.
Ovrot 01.14.13	Larkin Love rules
ShadowRemains 01.14.13	trebor is ire duh
Hyperion1001 01.14.13	"Or maybe she knew she would meet her foreverman at the strip club so she gave up her dreams of becoming an astronomer to find her one true love." you know whats really fucking funny about this is that legit before we started goin at it she was telling me this story of how she was in school as a physicist but couldnt pay for it so quit to make some money 100% truth right there guys now you understand why im in love
ShadowRemains 01.14.13	doesn't the name romy lowmerie ring a bell
KjSwantko 01.14.13	Pics or it didn't happen.
talesfromthevagina 01.14.13	are you gonna rick roll her?
Trebor17 01.14.13	Me and Ire form like Gotenks
bach 01.14.13	I hit the nail on the head, then. Just call me bachHarmony.
Conorman11 01.14.13	Be sure to write an acoustic ballad entitled "I Love You Baby". Since you're so passionate about the subject the song will be a hit. Then you can have all the lapdances you want...
XingKing 01.14.13	I fell in love with a stripper, she gave me the clap. I pounded her pussy with dick, TAP TAP TAP I LOOOOVVEEE YOOOUUUU, BBAAAABBBBYYYYYY (whore)
Eclecticist 01.14.13	"before we started goin at it she was telling me this story of how she was in school as a physicist" you should impress her and say that your attraction to her is stronger than that between any two or more atoms
Deviant. 01.14.13	"you should impress her and say that your attraction to her is stronger than that between any two or more atoms" Or not, and maybe get laid
Acanthus 01.14.13	"Or not, and maybe get laid" Just don't overpay.
XingKing 01.14.13	Everyone knows Mods on sputnik don't get chicks
Eclecticist 01.14.13	"Or not, and maybe get laid" there should be a special section in the Book of Sputnikmusic Social Axioms that contains advice on getting a girl from the mods
KjSwantko 01.14.13	If I was that stripper skank, I would've been impressed with your atom joke, Eclecticist.
Eclecticist 01.14.13	Don't pander.
KjSwantko 01.14.13	I'll take that as a compliment.
XingKing 01.14.13	I loved a whore once. She turned out to be a whore.
Hyperion1001 01.14.13	our love is true
XingKing 01.14.13	Maybe I can come next time?
Wolfhorde 01.14.13	I'm gonna call it now and say this is ends either in blood, tears or prison. Just for whom?
KjSwantko 01.14.13	As long as she sucks a mean dick, more power to ya.
suppatime 01.14.13	if this ain't yung money then i don't know what is
Eclecticist 01.14.13	"As long as she sucks a mean dick" lol, as in the average of a given range of dudes
Wolfhorde 01.14.13	"As long as she sucks a mean dick, more power to ya." Don't make judgements so swiftly. You wouldn't have any of your relatives do so if they did.. or WOULD YOU?!
KjSwantko 01.14.13	As long as she sucks a median dick. As in 99 Dudes, with Hyperion being #50.
Eclecticist 01.14.13	99 problems and Hyperion just ain't one, yet
Hyperion1001 01.14.13	this is goes deeper than just skin im experiencing true love here
Wolfhorde 01.14.13	True love based on extensive intimate knowledge of her body (?)
KjSwantko 01.14.13	"Don't make judgements so swiftly. You wouldn't have any of your relatives do so if they did.. or WOULD YOU?!" Maybe. "this is goes deeper than just skin im experiencing true love here" And by true love, you actually just mean you got a boner.
Wolfhorde 01.14.13	"Maybe." So you'd go for incest if said relative could suck a mean dick? Well, don't get caught.
andcas 01.14.13	hype is the 40 year old virgin.
Wolfhorde 01.14.13	Hey, at least the whole stripper thing is m/
KjSwantko 01.14.13	"So you'd go for incest if said relative could suck a mean dick? Well, don't get caught." .........I'd fuck anything with at least 1 leg, don't judge me. hype is the 40 year old virgin. .........."No, I'm not gay. I'm just celibate."
Wolfhorde 01.14.13	".I'd fuck anything with at least 1 leg, don't judge me." Too late. Us Germans don't take kindly to degenerates.
KjSwantko 01.14.13	Klosgveich deuchtizchit You know what that means?
bach 01.14.13	"Us Germans don't take kindly to degenerates." Germans don't take kindly to anyone.
klap 01.14.13	compose a sonnet to her beauty, preferably set to music
KjSwantko 01.14.13	And then put queef noises over it to mimic the sound her loose vagina makes when you're pounding it.
klap 01.14.13	no swantko that has never worked
bach 01.14.13	And then put queef noises over it to mimic the sound her loose vagina makes when you're pounding it. lol
KjSwantko 01.14.13	It would be artistic. What's the problem?
Wolfhorde 01.14.13	"Germans don't take kindly to anyone." Wrong, we take kindly to jew gold.
Wolfhorde 01.14.13	Oh, we also take kindly to law abiding non-degenerate citizens advancing our economy or jew gold.. I mean Reichsgold.
andcas 01.14.13	jew gold lol.
KjSwantko 01.14.13	jew gold lol. [2]
GiaNXGX 01.14.13	as long as she isn't one of those strippers that slso prostitute themselves go on, feel alive, live.
Wolfhorde 01.14.13	That's another (actually original) idea, present her some stolen jew gold with your insignia on it!
andcas 01.14.13	do you know how many jews I hate to kill with my walther to get this gold woman!
mifzal 01.14.13	A+ for attempt F-- for originality
Keyblade 01.14.13	"A+ for attempt F-- for originality" so kinda like your lists
foxblood 01.14.13	hilarious
mifzal 01.14.13	so kinda like your lists it's not for the list it's for the story dumbass!
Keyblade 01.14.13	ok my bad nig!
Mookid 01.14.13	Lol yeah, right. Just because a stripper is doing her job doesn't mean you like her or she likes you like that
MuhNamesTyler 01.14.13	you really do suck for gettin T-Pain stuck in my head
omnipanzer 01.14.13	@OP She saw you coming from a mile away. Get over it quickly, masturbate every day for the next two weeks strait.
alachlahol 01.14.13	did this strip club have a cover charge and were the lap dances more than $10
MO 01.14.13	"so you're in love with someone who just acts like she's interested in you for money?" lol sorry hyp but that was pretty funny
wil311 01.14.13	This list screams virgin haha
omnipanzer 01.14.13	For anyone who finds themselves in this situation: When you were done did she chase after you and give you her number... there is your answer. Can you handle dating a chick in that profession (before you say yes the answer is no you just don't know what you're talking about)... there is your answer.
MuhNamesTyler 01.14.13	Knew a dude who dated one of the bartenders who worked at a strip club and he couldn't even deal with that soooo
ViperAces 01.14.13	i will prob never go to a strip club just to not fall in love with a stripper
ViperAces 01.14.13	i mean when a girl smiles at me i fall in love with her so a lap dance...
ZilbelPing 01.14.13	"Can you handle dating a chick in that profession (before you say yes the answer is no you just don't know what you're talking about)... there is your answer." Speaking from experience, omni?
omnipanzer 01.14.13	Ha ha, they are a lot of fun just never waste your time with a low rent one. Go big or forget it.
ZilbelPing 01.14.13	You can bet i'll remember those words of wisdom
apert 01.14.13	sounds like Nicolas Cage in leaving las vegas
BallsToTheWall 01.14.13	probably about 5'4", curly blonde hair down to her shoulders, kind of a flat chest but im not a big mammary guy, bangin body, probably a bit older than most of the other girls there but it just made it hotter How was her eyepatch and pegleg?
Hyperion1001 01.14.13	sweet this got bumped
Hyperion1001 01.14.13	"How was her eyepatch and pegleg?" icing on the cake
BallsToTheWall 01.14.13	YOLO...I gotta come up there and visit again. More fun times lie ahead.
Hyperion1001 01.14.13	dude wylie we will raid the club so hard maybe my princess will be there again
demigod93 01.14.13	how is twoism
bach 01.14.13	List of the decade? prob.
Hyperion1001 01.14.13	twoism is sweet anyone who likes BoC will dig