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Why The Misfits Suck

I love the Misfits, but there are several things wrong with the band. This is a satirical look on one of the most inspirational bands out there, so don't get too butthurt. Or go ahead I don't care
1Poser "Fans"

The Misfits skull logo is so overused I used to think they were a goth band. Most can't name a single song, especially skaters, emos and scene kids. To embarass one, ask them what their favorite song is. When they say the generic "American Psycho", "Die, Die My Darling" or "Mommy, can I Go Out and Kill Tonight", ask them their favorite album. When they studder, ask them if they preferred Graves or Danzig. As they are left baffled, call them a poser for pretending to like a band.
2Elitist Fans

Misfits is notorious for having elitist fans. They will bash anything. They hate on Graves, Only and even sometimes Danzig because they don't sing the way they want them to. It's not like any of you guys have liked them since 1977 so shut the fuck up. Stop bragging how "hardcore" you are for liking classic Misfits and Black Flag and stop bitching at punk bands that aren't trendy. You sound like some fascist old man who still lives in the past.
3Lame Song Subjects

We get it. You're a horror punk band. The Danzig era left off with soem original song subjects that weren't based off movies. But when Graves come, he (or whoever wrote the songs) literally tried too hard title every god damn song about an old horror movie. And the new Misfits album is called "Land of the Dead." It was a fine movie, but seriously?
4Douchey Singers

Glenn Danzig may have a really good voice and he did write most of the band's songs, but he's just a dick. The man actually admitted to hating all the time he spent in the Misfits, and admitted to never wanting to a re unless he got paid over $9000. Michale Graves did a fairly good job singing new songs and older songs live. But he forgot the lyrics several times and knew less about the Misfits than an Avenged Sevenfold fan. And Jerry Only. Why can't you let the band die in peace. You're a cool guy, but come on. The Misfits are only still around for marketing.
5The Ever Changing Line Up

The band has over 9000 members. And it changes every couple years. Wasn't it only a few years back they had Marky Ramone on drums? Talk about a band that should just break up. When you are the only "original" member of the band, (Only), and you aren't even an original member, time to GTFO and break the band up.
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