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Worst Metal Band Names

Whether these names sound terrible, don't make gramatical sense, or just try too hard.
1Anal C*nt

I don't know what offends me more, the offensive use of obscene language or the complete lack of understanding of the human body.
2Limp Bizkit

Even though I know what their name refers to, all I think of is what happens when you drop a biscuit in a cup of tea.
3Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis

At least the other ones are pronouncable...
4Necrodeath

Deathdeath?
5Destroyer 666

They gain points for originality...
6The Tide That Turns The Christians Souls Into Dust And Summons Satan To His Infernal Palace

Long, and tries way too hard to be satanic.
7Metallica

Putting metal in your band name does not make your metal more metal.
8Ivory Tower

Must not make penis joke...
9iwrestledabearonce

Really? Did said wrestling match leave you without the capacity for proper grammar?
10Naturgeist

I'm guessing this means the ghost of nature. And since it has geist at the end, I'm guessing it's the evil ghost of nature. Sounds threatening...
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