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Skelethon Ranked

Aesop's latest album is really fun to analyze, so I'm ranking all of its songs.
15Band
Ruby '81

An attempt at a narrative should be admired for originality's sake on an album like
Skelethon, but Ruby's easily the most boring track here.
14Crows 1

That glitchy beat, and those annoying vocals.
13Homemade Mummy

I like how the track lurches, but it's outdone by so many other tracks.
12Crows 2

A really fun track, but it doesn't blend in the album as it should.
111,000 O'clock

1,000 is outshined in the long run, but I love how dark it is. This is what the
average Aesop song should be like.
10Leisureforce

Leisureforce is decidedly optimistic - to a fault, even.
9Tetra

Too long for its own good, but still sweet.
8Racing Stripes

Who can hate on a track about haircuts, besides SilentPotato?
7Gopher Guts

The meaningful ending Skelethon deserved.
6Grace

What a good time.
5ZZZ Top

Best verse ever.
4Cycles to Gehenna

The song shines with repeated listens.
3Zero Dark Thirty

So much paranoia.
2Fryerstarter

That beat's incredible.
1Saturn Missiles

Saturn Missiles is haunting, it's versatile, it's unforgettable, and it's one of my
tracks of the year.
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