Foxhound
07.19.10 | Looking for bands like The Get Up Kids. |
Apollo
07.19.10 | good for you. Fuck that fattie. |
Foxhound
07.19.10 | haha well i didn't actually mean to hurt her feelings, just kinda turned out that way. |
Apollo
07.19.10 | lmao i know I was just being a dick
I dated a fat girl in high school for 2 weeks. When I dumped her, I told her it was because she was too fat. She cried. I laughed. I was heartless. |
andcas
07.19.10 | she should suck it up and realize you both should blame it on the al al al al al alcohol. |
Foxhound
07.19.10 | haha i wish she would have been drunk |
liketotallydude
07.19.10 | lol!!! my bad but this is pretty hilarious. I broke quite a few fattie macs hearts. On purpose or unexpected like in this case hahaha! |
Emim
07.19.10 | As a fat woman, I resent this list. |
Foxhound
07.19.10 | she's a nice girl and all it's just we are totally opposite people.. she is quite a bit bigger than me, good looking though, about 220 pounds. I only weigh 155 so the difference really is noticable. |
Apollo
07.19.10 | so what was the favour? Did you get a fatfold fuck? Like a tittyfuck but better? |
andcas
07.19.10 | damn dude. |
Foxhound
07.19.10 | haha she gave me a really really good bj, and then i wouldn't eat her out or have sex with her, that's when i fell asleep, woke up, left and texted her like a month later to see if she could hook me up with some free food cause she works at carls jr. that's when she got mad..
anyways though i gotta go guys =) |
bloc
07.19.10 | What is wrong with you |
Emim
07.19.10 | What is wrong with you [2] |
andcas
07.19.10 | that story seriously made me laugh so hard. oh man sounds like you have some great times. |
OpethFreak
07.19.10 | Hhahahahahahha youre the man Foxhound xD |
Apollo
07.19.10 | yeah I lol'd at the fact that you called her for free food a month later hahaha. |
BigHans
07.19.10 | I could have sworn this was a Nick list based on the title.
Kind of a dick move, but we've all fucked over a few fatties, so you're not alone. |
andcas
07.19.10 | she probably got more mad you asked for free food than anything haha. |
Zip
07.19.10 | HAHAHA Carl's Jr isn't even good you prick! But dude, high-five, you're awesome. |
Apollo
07.19.10 | what would drunk men all over the world do without the low self-esteem fatties giving away free blowjobs in exchange for 'love'? |
ThirtySixChambers
07.19.10 | Not enough people listen to 4 ): |
bailar11
07.19.10 | love me some fatfold fucks |
andcas
07.19.10 | afi rules. |
Yazz_Flute
07.19.10 | TORSOFUCK
Good for you though, one of my buddies fooled around with a fat chick (he's a bit hefty himself) and I had a good laugh at that.
155 pounds? What are you 12? |
TheBaneofSputnik
07.19.10 | I don't hurt fat chick's feelings. I hurt their vaginas |
SlightlyEpic
07.19.10 | fat chicks do give better head |
BigHans
07.19.10 | Fat chicks give amazing head. Its only naturall they are good at slobbering meat with all of the practice stuffing their faces. |
Gmork89
07.19.10 | Poor fatties. |
Apollo
07.19.10 | "I don't hurt fat chick's feelings"
It's impossible to hurt something that doesn't exist right Nick? |
TheBaneofSputnik
07.19.10 | No, fat chicks are human, so the must have feelings. Except for the REALLY fat ones. They don't have feelings, they just have cake. |
Yazz_Flute
07.19.10 | hahahaha
what |
Gmork89
07.19.10 | They bleed frosting. |
andcas
07.19.10 | I know a couple girls that used to be really skinny and hot and well damn i really don't know what happened. heavy drinking seems to always seem to be the culprit though. |
TheBaneofSputnik
07.19.10 | They don't bleed frosting, Gmork. I cum frosting. How else could you get a fat chick? |
Gmork89
07.19.10 | I'm not too familiar with fatty anatomy I guess haha. |
SlightlyEpic
07.19.10 | if you close your eyes you can imagine you're doing anything anyway |
Apollo
07.19.10 | lmfao |
WeepingBanana
07.19.10 | lol. pit's actually being funny right now |
Lelle
07.19.10 | makes one wonder what if there was a feminist on Sputnik |
Apollo
07.19.10 | making fun of fat women is possibly the greatest thing ever |
TheBaneofSputnik
07.19.10 | Weeping, dude, I'm not being funny. I'm being serious.
If anyone wants some chocolate icing later, I'll be jerking off around 4 PM my time. |
SeaAnemone
07.19.10 | good emo/pop-punk blends like the Get Up Kids:
Park - It Won't Snow Where You're Going
The Early November - The Room's Too Cold (they actually have an ode to TGUK in one of their songs)
Northstar - Pollyanna
Knapsack - This Conversation Is Ending Starting Right Now
Grown Ups - Songs |
andcas
07.19.10 | fat girls...making high school a breeze for the popular whores since god knows when. |
BallsToTheWall
07.19.10 | Foxhound is ttoal bro. Welcome to the TMF. |
Foxhound
07.20.10 | special thanks to Sea cause I haven't heard of those =)
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Apollo
07.20.10 | fuck yeah, another TMF member. We were inducted on the same day my friend |
Foxhound
07.20.10 | it's an honor =) although I never intended this and I'm not quite sure what it's about.. and fuck i have to go to work sooon |
ShadowAmI
07.20.10 | 10 is the best... lol and i actually think the best thing The Fall of Troy did is the album they put out when they were still the Thirty Years War |
Apollo
10.01.10 | I still love this list. Fucking awesome |
Foxhound
10.01.10 | thanks =) sad thing is the fat chick (emily who works at Mcdonals) i don't see anymore : ( |
LegendofPittman
10.01.10 | ^ I know right, I lol'd so hard at that. 5/5 for unintentional douche-mode. |
Apollo
10.01.10 | 10/10 for a fucking hilarious story. Twas a good day on Sputnik. I fucked my 100th mother that day and was inducted into the glorious TMF |
