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| Rap Songs Translated For White People 6
With the requested "Bed Rock" translation. | | 1 | Young Money
Bedrock
What the song says: "Call me Mr. Flintstone, I can make your bed rock."
White people's translation: "Please refer to me as Mr. Flintstone, because I possess the ability to make your bed quiver. That is, Fred Flintstone was a Hannah-Barbera character who lived in the ficitional, caveman city of Bedrock, and I was making a simile connecting a fictional cartoon character to the fact that your bed shakes when we participate in sexual intercourse." | | 2 | DJ Paul
Pop a Pill
What the song says: "I remember when I would only do X/MDAMA, when I was bout to have sex. NIGGA FUCK THAT! Now I pop em all daily. I guess that's why I'm so lazy."
White people's translation: "I recall a period of time in which I only took ecstasay, when I was readying myself to participate in sexual intercourse. African-American acquaintance, that is stupid, so I sped up my then-frequent use of the pills to a daily consumption rate. I believe this is the cause for my sloth."
White people's translation | | 3 | Chop Chop
Red Durt
What the song says: "You ain't seen shit till you been to Oklahoma."
White people's translation: "You have not witnessed any serious crimes, lest you have visited the state of Oklahoma, as our crime rates are higher than the national average." | | 4 | Drake
Best I Ever Had
What the song says: "This female I am currently dating is the most appealing of all the women (which is a small number) that I have dated." | | 5 | Project Pat
Ain't Scared Of Ya
What the song says: "Cuz niggas, dey blowed. White up dey nose, den get dey hearts pumped, den kick in some doors. The real killas mane aint' scared of ya."
White people's translation: "Because African-Americans are under the influence of cocaine, they will snort cocaine, then, prepare to commit a crime, then kick in the doors of a residence to which they are seeking something of value to them, or to murder somebody they feel who has harmed them. The people who have actually commited murder, sir, do not fear you." | |
Bulldog
04.08.10 | this is actually fairly easy. | DoubtGin
04.08.10 | combine some instead of only having 5 each list
pretty funny though | ThePalestMexican
04.08.10 | you sir, made me laugh my balls off.
congrads, I'am now a proud woman. | tiesthatbind
04.08.10 | These are great.
ROFL at 3. | ThePalestMexican
04.08.10 | I thought you already did "The Best I Ever Had"?....though I guess I should shut up and enjoy the comedy. | Bulldog
04.08.10 | yea i just realized i did best i ever had | crownx
04.08.10 | African-American aquaintance | Bulldog
04.08.10 | 2, 3, and 5 are actually good songs though | Bulldog
04.08.10 | 2, 3, and 5 are actually good songs though | fr33convict
04.19.10 | this made my day. |
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