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Rap Songs Translated For White People 4

Fourth edition of the fan favorite list series. Back as a result of popular demand.
1Lil B
Pretty Bitch

What the song says: "Went to da mall wit my dykin' ass bitch, she a faggot bitch and she STILL sucked my dick." White people's translation: "I casually attended the local shopping centre and was accompanied by my lesbian acquaintance. And regardless of her sexual preference for females, she still performed felatio upon my penis."
2Lil Boosie
We Out Chea

What the song says: "After dark, it's Jurassic Park. With lots of Raptors trying to eat you for the green leaves - we all G's." White people's translation: "When the sunsets, and nightfall commences upon the neighborhood, the neighborhood becomes a very dangerous place to be loitering about, as a result of the fact that many hoodlums will attempt to make you the victim of a crime as a result for their dire need of currency."
3Madvillain
Accordion

Oh wait, DOOM's music and Madlib's music ARE for white people. Nevermind, then.
4Jay Rock
Real Bloods

What the song says: "I only fuck with real Bloods." White people's translation: "I only associate myself with those who are legitimately associated with the dangerous street gang known as the Bloods, as a result of my obscure desire to be recognized as a highly violent criminal who is a detriment to society."
5Many rappers
Many songs

Many songs by many rappers: "I'm a real street nigga." White people's translation: "I am a veritable negro from the slums." (courtesy of illmitch)
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