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|Rap Songs Translated For White People 4|
Fourth edition of the fan favorite list series. Back as a result of popular demand.
What the song says: "Went to da mall wit my dykin' ass bitch, she a faggot bitch and she STILL sucked my
White people's translation: "I casually attended the local shopping centre and was accompanied by my
lesbian acquaintance. And regardless of her sexual preference for females, she still performed felatio upon
We Out Chea
What the song says: "After dark, it's Jurassic Park. With lots of Raptors trying to eat you for the green
leaves - we all G's."
White people's translation: "When the sunsets, and nightfall commences upon the neighborhood, the
neighborhood becomes a very dangerous place to be loitering about, as a result of the fact that many
hoodlums will attempt to make you the victim of a crime as a result for their dire need of currency."
Oh wait, DOOM's music and Madlib's music ARE for white people. Nevermind, then.
What the song says: "I only fuck with real Bloods."
White people's translation: "I only associate myself with those who are legitimately associated with the
dangerous street gang known as the Bloods, as a result of my obscure desire to be recognized as a highly
violent criminal who is a detriment to society."
Many songs by many rappers: "I'm a real street nigga."
White people's translation: "I am a veritable negro from the slums." (courtesy of illmitch)
|Here you go peeps.|
|Bulldog did underground rap rape your mother or something?|
|nope. i love underground rap, but these lists are fun to do and theyre fairly popular|
I'm not doing any this time, I don't think ;-).
|hm, surprised there arent 10+ comments yet|
|Well judging by 3 it seems like that was a shot at underground. I lol'd at 4|
|No way, Madvillainy is one of my ten favorite albums of all time.|
|Dude, your awesome.|
|haha thanks. all is good in my hood now. bout to write another review|
|you should record the translations man.|
|Lol nice. I had no idea what 1 meant.|
|glad to see you like music with such meaningful lyrics|
|everything is so clear now|
|List brings the lulz|
|Those raptors and their green leaves...|
|subtle racism is the best type of racism|
|3 is why you suck btw|
|haha dude these translations are awesome.|
|Back by popular demand.|
|"Since the word "f*gg*t" (the real typing of it, anyway) changes to "large bundle of sticks," can we modify the censor filter to make "b*tch" (the real spelling of it, anyway) to "extremely pretentious and unreasonably demanding, yet sexually attractive, female"? Please????"|
Back by popular demand