TheSpirit
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Last Active 08-21-14 5:20 pm
Joined 10-13-09

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08.21.14 ~music~08.12.14 Do You Even Blackened Death Metal Bro?
08.11.14 I, Thespirit Have08.03.14 Grim Faces In Cold Places
08.02.14 Meeting One Of My Idols Tonight07.27.14 Looking For Ptc Contributors
07.07.14 Scrumptious Skramz04.24.14 Worst Albums I've Ever Masturbated To
02.03.14 Thespirit's Top 20 Of 1302.01.14 Talking About Music
01.26.14 metalupyrkeister01.21.14 Y as in Y Do We Even Make Friends When
01.04.14 Pervert The Church : Help Wanted12.28.13 1234! Ratings
10.30.13 Pervert The Church Is Back!10.28.13 Fxxkit13
10.14.13 ThesSpirit's Official Unofficial Essent 09.16.13 Who Remembers Pervert The Church
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Worst Albums I've Ever Masturbated To
1La Dispute
Wildlife


There is nothing that will kill a boner faster than listening to someone whine about love with really awkward faux-poetry
2Ulcerate
Everything Is Fire


This just throws off my rhythm
3Darkthrone
Transilvanian Hunger


Interchangeable with any black metal album ... Makes me feel like a necrophiliac. So does sticking my penis in dead things
4Carcass
Symphonies of Sickness


"Your rectum I will flood With bleach, detergents and suds..."
5Gorguts
Colored Sands


I really just can't sit through this album
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