BigHans
08.26.11 | AND SO I SAY ONTO YOU |
letsgofishing
08.26.11 | Oh, it's fantastic, no doubt...but are you sure it's worth the left behind series... |
BigHans
08.26.11 | The great dragon was hurled down – that ancient serpent called the devil, or Satan, who leads the whole world astray. He was hurled to the earth, and his angels with him. (NIV)
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BigHans
08.26.11 | Havent read the Left Behind stuff, so can't quite say. |
BigHans
08.26.11 | figured the last line of the book would make a better title. |
Paradiso
08.26.11 | the Left Behind movies are good in a terrible sort of way, but yeah obviously the books are better |
alachlahol
08.26.11 | have you even read revelations or are you just quoting movie lines jacked from it |
Apollo
08.26.11 | good list
you a bible reader Hans? |
Paradiso
08.26.11 | bible is a lol, but revelations is some good fiction - only book worth reading in it |
BigHans
08.26.11 | Never read the whole thing in one sitting have read it all over the years at times when I used to have to go to church as a kid I would get bored and just read Revelations. |
FrankRedHot
08.26.11 | so m/ |
Apollo
08.26.11 | Cool, I've read it several times over the years as well. The bible is a good book when people take it for what it is. Most people twist what's in it though to thier own purposes and as a result people shit on Christianity as a whole (with good reason). I believe in the bible and what it says though |
omnipanzer
08.26.11 | And the angel of the lord came unto me, snatching me up from my place of slumber. And took me on high, and higher still until we moved to the spaces betwixt the air itself. And he brought me into a vast farmlands of our own midwest. And as we descended, cries of impending doom rose from the soil. One thousand, nay a million voices full of fear. And terror possesed me then. And I begged, "Angel of the Lord, what are these tortured screams?" And the angel said unto me, "These are the cries of the carrots, the cries of the carrots! You see, Reverend Maynard, tomorrow is harvest day and to them it is the holocaust." And I sprang from my slumber drenched in sweat like the tears of one million terrified brothers and roared, "Hear me now, I have seen the light! They have a consciousness, they have a life, they have a soul! Damn you! Let the rabbits wear glasses! Save our brothers!" Can I get an amen? Can I get a hallelujah? Thank you Jesus. |
BigHans
08.26.11 | m/ Omni |
omnipanzer
08.26.11 | My initial thought actually was:
"AND SO I SAY ONTO YOU"
boo boo boodadadoo dadoo
Say baby do you wanna lay down by me?
Say baby do you wanna lay down by my side?
Ah baby do you wanna lay down with me?
Say Baby
Say Baby |
FrankRedHot
08.26.11 | Kill
Kill
Kill
The white man
Kill him
Til he's dead |
BigHans
08.26.11 | curtail thy blashphemy or hence be cast into the lake of fire!
I just made that up, sounded pretty cool |
BigHans
08.26.11 | Omni, is that a Primus song? |
Oathbreaker
08.26.11 | testament instead of Johnny Cash for 2.
lol |
BigHans
08.26.11 | oh shit Oathbreaker, didnt even think of that. Dumb because I reviewed that album m/ |
omnipanzer
08.26.11 | Omni, is that a Primus song?
yes............................................ |
omnipanzer
08.26.11 | TOMMY THE CAT IS MY NAME, AND I SAY UNTO THEE |
BigHans
08.26.11 | TOMMY THE CAT
it took me awhile to remember |
Tyrael
08.26.11 | "I knew then that the Christian Church thrives on hypocrisy, and that man's carnal nature will out!" -
Anton LaVey |
Paradiso
08.26.11 | FRANTIC TIC TIC TIC TIC TIC TOK |
omnipanzer
08.26.11 | the body of christ looked unto me
a preacher with cock in his hands
he wants you to suck on the holy ghost
and swallow the sins of man
(LIARS... BLASPHEMERS...) |
BigHans
08.26.11 | Voltaire said that within 100 years of his death every Bible would be wiped off the face of the earth and only seen im museums.
GUESS YOU WERE WRONG FRENCHY |
Ovrot
08.26.11 | Said Tommy the Cat as he reeled back to clear whatever foreign matter may have nestled its way into his mighty throat.
Many a fat alley rat had met its demise while staring point blank down the cavernous barrel of this awesome prowling machine.
Truly a wonder of nature this urban predator.
Tommy the cat had many a story to tell,
But it was a rare occasion such as this that he did.
"She came slidin' down the alleyway like butter drippin' off a hot biscuit.
The aroma, the mean scent, was enough to arouse suspicion in even the oldest of Tigers that hung around the hot spot in those days.
The sight was beyond belief.
Many a head snapped for double - even triple - takes as this vivacious feline made her her way into the delta of the alleyway where the most virile of the young tabbys were known to hang out.
They hung in droves. Such a multitude of masculinity could only be found in one place...
And that was O'malley's Alley.
The air was thick with cat calls (no pun intended),
But not even a muscle in her neck did twitch as she sauntered up into the heart of the alley.
She knew what she wanted.
She was lookin' for that stud bull, the he cat.
And that was me. |
omnipanzer
08.26.11 | Confessing to the endless sin --
the endless whining sounds.
You'll be praying till next Thursday to
all the gods that you can count. |
BigHans
08.26.11 | not sure where that came from Ovrot but that was pretty badass |
Hyperion1001
08.26.11 | "Voltaire said that within 100 years of his death every Bible would be wiped off the face of the earth and only seen im museums."
He was obviously way too optimistic when it came to human intelligence. |
BigHans
08.26.11 | Wherefore I say unto you, All manner of sin and blasphemy shall be forgiven unto men: but the blasphemy against the Holy Ghost shall not be forgiven unto men. |
Ovrot
08.26.11 | Proverbs 13:24
He who spares the rod hates his son, but he who loves him is careful to discipline him. |
omnipanzer
08.26.11 | The thinking people are thinking that without this book
That without these verses we'd pillage and murder but,
Following this red book word for word
Leads you to actually pillage and murder
Could it be so what we think to be right,
Is simply the opinion that survived? |
BigHans
08.26.11 | Then Jesus told him, "You believe because you have seen me. Blessed are those who believe without seeing me." |
Ovrot
08.26.11 | http://www.pown.it/1245 |
omnipanzer
08.26.11 | Oh no you DID NOT! |
Trebor17
08.26.11 | Lord Of The Rings is way better |
BigHans
08.26.11 | IF HE DENY HIM, HE WILL ALSO DENY US. |
Ovrot
08.26.11 | 11 One day, after Moses had grown up, he went out to where his own people were and watched them at their hard labor. He saw an Egyptian beating a Hebrew, one of his own people. 12 Looking this way and that and seeing no one, he killed the Egyptian and hid him in the sand. |
omnipanzer
08.26.11 | Lord of the Rings is some dry ass shit and don't let anyone tell you otherwise. |
Ovrot
08.26.11 | Ezekiel 23:19-20
Yet she became more and more promiscuous as she recalled the days of her youth, when she was a prostitute in Egypt. 20 There she lusted after her lovers, whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses. |
BigHans
08.26.11 | Moses was a badass |
Hyperion1001
08.26.11 | I'd rather believe in Gandalf than jesus. |
BigHans
08.26.11 | whose genitals were like those of donkeys and whose emission was like that of horses.
^ Didnt know they wrote about me in the bible. |
Maniac!
08.26.11 | I like this one:
(Deuteronomy 22:23-24 NAB)
If within the city a man comes upon a maiden who is betrothed, and has relations with her, you shall bring them both out of the gate of the city and there stone them to death: the girl because she did not cry out for help though she was in the city, and the man because he violated his neighbors wife. |
omnipanzer
08.26.11 | But Jael, Heber's wife, picked up a tent peg and a hammer and went quietly to him [Sisera] while he lay fast asleep, exhausted. She drove the peg through his temple into the ground, and he died. (Judges 4:21) |
Ovrot
08.26.11 | Deuteronomy 25:11-12
If two men are fighting and the wife of one of them comes to rescue her husband from his assailant, and she reaches out and seizes him by his private parts, 12 you shall cut off her hand. Show her no pity.
this one is all hans |
Ovrot
08.26.11 | Judges 15:15-16
Finding a fresh jawbone of a donkey, he grabbed it and struck down a thousand men.
16 Then Samson said,
“With a donkey’s jawbone
I have made donkeys of them.[a]
With a donkey’s jawbone
I have killed a thousand men.” |
BigHans
08.26.11 | Exodus 35:2
For six days, work is to be done, but the seventh day shall be your holy day, a Sabbath of rest to the LORD. Whoever does any work on it must be put to death.
- I going to use this as an excuse to do absolutely nothing on Sundays now. |
BigHans
08.26.11 | Matthew 24:29-34
[T]he sun will be darkened, and the moon will not give its light; the stars will fall from the sky, and the heavenly bodies will be shaken. . . . They will see the Son of Man coming on the clouds of the sky, with power and great glory. . . . I tell you the truth, this generation will certainly not pass away until all these things have happened. |
Maniac!
08.26.11 | However, you may purchase male or female slaves from among the foreigners who live among you. You may also purchase the children of such resident foreigners, including those who have been born in your land. You may treat them as your property, passing them on to your children as a permanent inheritance. You may treat your slaves like this, but the people of Israel, your relatives, must never be treated this way. (Leviticus 25:44-46 NLT) |
Hyperion1001
08.26.11 | My personal favorite one.
They entered into a covenant to seek the Lord, the God of their fathers, with all their heart and soul; and everyone who would not seek the Lord, the God of Israel, was to be put to death, whether small or great, whether man or woman. (2 Chronicles 15:12-13 NAB) |
Maniac!
08.26.11 | That's a great one, Hyperion. |
BigHans
08.26.11 | Maniac, do you believe in God? Not religion. The prescene of a divine being. |
Maniac!
08.26.11 | No. |
BigHans
08.26.11 | Then ye shall be cast in the lake of fire! |
Maniac!
08.26.11 | I don't exactly mind the watered down pantheist view, but I'm more in line with the materialistic 'philosophy' |
andcas
08.26.11 | I like the part where those who don't take the number will be beheaded. |
BigHans
08.26.11 | please, elaborate. |
Maniac!
08.26.11 | Me or andcas? |
BigHans
08.26.11 | You, smartypants |
Maniac!
08.26.11 | Well, the way I see things.. There is more to the Universe(s) than we will ever know, but I see no reason to think that there is a transcendent being outside our realm of existence. I believe everything just is and that we are just beginning to start to comprehend how anything works.
However, I don't mind when people think that "God" and the universe/nature are one in the same. It's kind of an interesting thought, but I don't really think that way. |
Maniac!
08.26.11 | I'm going to end up looking like a huge idiot, though, because I really only have elementary understanding of these subjects. |
DominionMM1
08.26.11 | "Thou shalt protect thy father, and honor no one above him, unless it be-eth me, thy sweet Lord"
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BigHans
08.26.11 | Its ok Brandon its a free country, people can believe what they want. No human mind is capable of accurately describing "The Answer" to the universe, whatever that may be. Personally I believe in intelligent design, but dont buy everything man has come up with to justify it/push it on the masses. |
Maniac!
08.26.11 | Why do you believe in ID? What about it has made you think it is a plausible idea? |
Maniac!
08.26.11 | I've been watching/reading things on the idea of multiverses, that's pretty interesting as well. |
BigHans
08.26.11 | Because I think everything in this world is far too complex to have been a random accident that is only explained by ongoing evolution. There has to be more to it than that, IMO. The sheer complexity of every living organism to me means there has to be some sort of intelligent design. I can usually describe it better but my brain is not turned on today due to a massive lack of sleep lately. |
KimmsightMatters
08.26.11 | What's going on here? Oh, making fun of a faith many if you don't seem to know much about.
But heaven forbid i would make a list of Christian music. That has no place on a music site. |
omnipanzer
08.26.11 | Testy
(get it... cause she's a girl) |
omnipanzer
08.26.11 | I don't think any of us really give you too much shit about that and we're not women so we won't whip the boys into a frenzy. |
Maniac!
08.26.11 | "Because I think everything in this world is far too complex to have been a random accident that is only explained by ongoing evolution. There has to be more to it than that, IMO. The sheer complexity of every living organism to me means there has to be some sort of intelligent design. I can usually describe it better but my brain is not turned on today due to a massive lack of sleep lately."
Intelligent design isn't the same subject as evolution...
"What's going on here? Oh, making fun of a faith many if you don't seem to know much about."
who was making fun of it? |
BigHans
08.26.11 | omni, your sins of blasphemy in this thread have been noted. |
BigHans
08.26.11 | maybe Im just a dum redneck Brandon but Im pretty sure there is a pretty wide scale debate about intelligent design vs evolution. |
omnipanzer
08.26.11 | Of all the baggage that comes with the christian religion none is as questionable as the bible imho.
Note away sir. |
omnipanzer
08.26.11 | "Im pretty sure there is a pretty wide scale debate about intelligent design vs evolution."
There is, which blows my fucking mind man. |
KimmsightMatters
08.26.11 | No, it's gotten a lot better to be fair. But still it's disappointing to see stuff like this - people making a joke out of something they don't even understand. |
BigHans
08.26.11 | There is, which blows my fucking mind man.
^ Ive been categorically obsessed with it recently. |
TheJesus
08.26.11 | Kimm, why did you get involved in this? |
BigHans
08.26.11 | well Kimm at least I believe in God unlike these heathens. Not so big on the religion end of things though. |
omnipanzer
08.26.11 | Kimm, You don't know that but are more than welcome to assume it. I was born again christian for a
number of years. I can't quote the bible line and verse but I'm plenty familiar. It is an educated
decision when I say I don't believe in it. If someone is mis-quoting feel free to post the correct
version. Other than my one bible quote I was quoting songs personally. Otherwise I'm missing what you
are getting peeved about hun. |
BigHans
08.26.11 | Omni if you werent married Id call you a fag for using the word hun, unless you are talking about Atilla |
Oceanus
08.26.11 | "Cool, I've read it several times over the years as well. The bible is a good book when people take it for what it is. Most people twist what's in it though to thier own purposes and as a result people shit on Christianity as a whole (with good reason). I believe in the bible and what it says though."
123 |
Maniac!
08.26.11 | ""Im pretty sure there is a pretty wide scale debate about intelligent design vs evolution.""
Yeah, which is stupid. You can have intelligent design AND evolution. ID talks about the origin of life (usually). Evolution is only after life began. |
BigHans
08.26.11 | Yeah, which is stupid. You can have intelligent design AND evolution. ID talks about the origin of life (usually). Evolution is only after life began.
^ I agree with this, however aobut 99.9% of people who argue for evolution do not believe in Intelligent design and vice versa |
Hyperion1001
08.26.11 | "But still it's disappointing to see stuff like this - people making a joke out of something they don't even understand."
You mean what christians have done to their own religion? No that's actually pretty funny. |
KimmsightMatters
08.26.11 | I'm not upset, I just get confused when I see lists like this. I wasn't mostly referring to Omni, I know you're a reasonable and honest person. |
Maniac!
08.26.11 | I still giggle at the fact that atheist score higher on a religion test than religious people.
"^ I agree with this, however aobut 99.9% of people who argue for evolution do not believe in Intelligent design and vice versa"
Indeed. However, Evolution is pretty much a fact at this point. |
UnnamedOcean
08.26.11 | Well, a lot of people would try and deny that, Maniac, but I agree that it is as close to fact as we
can get right now. |
BigHans
08.26.11 | However, Evolution is pretty much a fact at this point
^ The fact that people/animals have evolved in some way over the years, yes. The ORIGINS of the world described in evolutionary theory however absolutely are not fact. Just because some dudes created some animo acids in a lab experiment does not purport to factual basis about the creation of life in this planet. |
KimmsightMatters
08.26.11 | "You mean what christians have done to their own religion? No that's actually pretty funny"
it's actually really unfortunate. |
Maniac!
08.26.11 | " Just because some dudes created some animo acids in a lab experiment does not purport to factual basis about the creation of life in this planet."
Amino*
once again, evolution has nothing to do with the origin of life. It has to do with the origins of species derived from other species |
Maniac!
08.26.11 | Of course if I'm proven wrong about that, I'd be happy just to have a better understanding of it. |
Hyperion1001
08.26.11 | I've said this before and i stand by it to the end:
What makes religion so repulsive to me is that is DOES NOT ACCEPT ANY SORT OF PROGRESS. It has a set way of doing things and even when proven to be blatantly wrong (i.e. evolution, most of science) it still holds onto its old, useless ways.
Religion is roadblock to progress. Science, while of course it doesn't have all the answers, at least TRYS to actually figure it out rather than coming up with some stupid contrived story that makes absolutely no sense in the modern world. Science flourishes on proving itself wrong over and over and over.
tl;dr |
BigHans
08.26.11 | I think "Christians" need to be more open minded. I was raised to be one, used to be one, and have been surronded by them all of my life. I am currently undergoing a thing called the truth Project with some of my friends who are steadfast Christians, because it makes me think and I enjoy this stuff thorougly. The problem however, is they feel in order to be Christians, they need to believe EVERY SINGLE WORD OF THE BIBLE IS TRUE, and thus are forced to pigeon hole things to fit the scripture and refuse to believe anything else.
Example:
Me: I think Noah's Ark is implausible and should be treated as a methaphorical lesson, not an actual event described the way it is in the Bible
Them: Noah's Ark happened exactly as it did in the Bibile
Me: What about Dinosaurs
Them: Dinosaurs were on the Ark
Me: Impossible
Them: Dinosaurs lived at the same time as man because they had to because the Bible says the earth is only 1000 years old.
Me: You actually belive that?
Them: yes
Me: I believe in God but we'll just have to disagree.
Them (in their head, not saying it outloud): he's going to hell for sure. |
BigHans
08.26.11 | meant to say 6000 years old in post above. |
Maniac!
08.26.11 | Those creatures you speak of are called fundamentalists, Hans. ;) |
omnipanzer
08.26.11 | "Omni if you werent married Id call you a fag for using the word hun"
It is a term of endearment I use toward women (in general) that fall somewhere in the category of "above ambivalent toward" to "fond of". I want her to know the difference between me actually trying to make a point and just fucking with her. When I'm being serious I include hun to show I am being genial and receptive to her opinion. |
BigHans
08.26.11 | your theories are intriguing to me, and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter. @Omni
@maniac: well, I wouldnt label them that, they are nice people and use the the nice approach rather than the hellfire and brimstone one when trying to convert people. Overall they are exceptionally good people. |
Maniac!
08.26.11 | "@maniac: well, I wouldnt label them that, they are nice people and use the the nice approach rather than the hellfire and brimstone one when trying to convert people. Overall they are exceptionally good people."
That's fine and dandy, but their belief system is fundamentalist. |
andcas
08.26.11 | none of us know the truth or what will happen when we die /thread |
Nagrarok
08.26.11 | The bible is so metal. |
Maniac!
08.26.11 | "none of us know the truth or what will happen when we die /thread"
True, but it is still nice to talk about if you are civil about it. |
KimmsightMatters
08.26.11 | "It is a term of endearment I use toward women (in general) that fall somewhere in the category of "above ambivalent toward" to "fond of". I want her to know the difference between me actually trying to make a point and just fucking with her. When I'm being serious I include hun to show I am being genial and receptive to her opinion."
I think you are my favorite user. |
Maniac!
08.26.11 | HE'S MINE, KIMM! BACK OFF |
Tyrael
08.26.11 | Omg Detriment is back |
BigHans
08.26.11 | Lets hear your no dobut earth shattering views on this topic Detriment. |
omnipanzer
08.26.11 | "your theories are intriguing to me, and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter. @Omni"
Sorry? |
RosaParks
08.26.11 | lol dumb list |
DominionMM1
08.26.11 | "your theories are intriguing to me, and I would like to subscribe to your newsletter. @Omni"
Someone's been watching The Simpsons |
BigHans
08.26.11 | Omni, that line is from a Simpsons episode. Somebody says something profound to Homer while he's drunk and that was his reply.
Rosa doesnt like God cause God doesn't like dem gays. |
BigHans
08.26.11 | Detriment, I'm profoundly shocked, I mean I would never guess someone who advocates terrorism and the raping of children wouldn't believe in God. |
DominionMM1
08.26.11 | Omni, that line is from a Simpsons episode. Somebody says something profound to Homer while he's drunk and that was his reply.
Bart is talking to Homer about how teamwork, tolerance, and sharing are useless. |
omnipanzer
08.26.11 | Skrapasor!
I'm gonna make that shit stick
*blush |
BigHans
08.26.11 | nah pretty sure I dont need to Detriment had you not been banned I could easily find your quotes. |
LegendofPittman
08.26.11 | This is the coolest title for a Religious thread. |
omnipanzer
08.26.11 | "Omni, that line is from a Simpsons episode. Somebody says something profound to Homer while he's drunk and that was his reply."
;^) |
TheJesus
08.26.11 | TheJesus loves the Jesus |
TheJesus
08.26.11 | He didn't twist your words one bit. |
TheJesus
08.26.11 | And you'll keep getting laughed at and picked on. |
omnipanzer
08.26.11 | RAGE! |
TheJesus
08.26.11 | "keep it coming, i encourage it. its fun to watch kids on this site rage."
From what it sounds like, you love to do more than watch kids. |
BigHans
08.26.11 | If Detriment derives that much pleasure in making people on the internet angry its a foregone conclusion his 3 inch member has never penetrated the silky walls of a vag. |
DominionMM1
08.26.11 | A simple list/thread created to discuss metaphysics turns into a flamewar? Well color me shocked. |
BigHans
08.26.11 | yeah so lets get back to discussing metaphysics |
Maniac!
08.26.11 | "A simple list/thread created to discuss metaphysics turns into a flamewar? Well color me shocked."
Was to be expected, but I am disappointed. I was enjoying the conversation. |
BigHans
08.26.11 | Glad youre back Brandon, you made a point before about evolution not being about the origin of life, but wasnt Darwins book called THE ORIGIN OF THE SPECIES? |
Nagrarok
08.26.11 | 'evolution has nothing to do with the origin of life. It has to do with the origins of species derived from other species'
A valid point. |
americanmusicmachine
08.26.11 | there may been a heaven and there may be a hell no one knows for sure but Johnny Ace knows damn well.
Dave Alvin is a badass and i just y'know well...
anyway if any of you's interested in the new testement kinna shit I'd recommend the books of Bart Ehrman.
also if you wanna read a page by page ass reaming of the left behind books: http://www.patheos.com/community/slacktivist/category/left-behind/ |
Maniac!
08.26.11 | 'once again, evolution has nothing to do with the origin of life. It has to do with the origins of species derived from other species'
'but wasnt Darwins book called THE ORIGIN OF THE SPECIES?' |
BigHans
08.26.11 | fair enough |
Maniac!
08.26.11 | Kind of the point I was making. |
BigHans
08.26.11 | no, I demand you tell me exactly step by step how life originated on this planet if there is God.
Go. |
Nagrarok
08.26.11 | http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BK_uFS73ZnE
Can't disagree with The Who. |
BigHans
08.26.11 | Rock on Nag |
redskyformiles
08.26.11 | I'm not gonna debate the merits of the bible, god, or religion because people should be concerned about being a decent human being regardless of if there is some invisible eye in the sky or not and that's all it really comes down to, but what I would like to add to this discussion is that The Apocalypse of Peter is a cool little oft looked over early christian text that I think you'd find interesting. |
BigHans
08.26.11 | Redsky you sound like Frank Turner m/ |
Maniac!
08.26.11 | "people should be concerned about being a decent human being regardless of if there is some invisible eye in the sky or not"
amen |
omnipanzer
08.26.11 | "people should be concerned about being a decent human being regardless of if there is some invisible eye in the sky or not and that's all it really comes down to"
^this |
Maniac!
08.26.11 | But back to metaphysics |
redskyformiles
08.26.11 | I may be an atheist but I'm absolutely fascinated by the evolution of western religious constructs and how they start out as one thing and morph into something completely different based on the ever changing lives and politics of faith of the people who practice them. Whenever I get into religious debates or conversations with my friends I've learned not to be so hardline in defending my position but to sit back, listen and offer suggestion in ways for said friends to look at their faiths in different ways since for most of them it's just this black and white static presence in their lives. I really think that the prolonged use of the term "The Living Word" has in a way stilted modern Christianity because while in one sense it is true that the core teachings of the new testament are just as valid now as they were millennia ago for Christians, there is a universal loss of context which I think is both limiting in how one perceives their faith and dangerous because of the political implications in misinterpreting symbolism in the modern evangelical movement.
TL;DR - I don't believe in a god but am not bothered by those who do, although when it comes to books like the bible historical context is important in its message which I think some people forget or think is no longer relevant. |
foreverendeared
08.26.11 | The Bible is an extremely important document in the evolution of literature and art, and there are lots of pretty cool stories in it, but I think the trouble comes from people who actually try to derive their morals from it. |
TheNotrap
08.26.11 | The bible is a good compilation of old myths and the book of revelation have definitely some lines that suits perfectly into metal epic imaginary.
Original list Hans!
m/ |
BigHans
08.26.11 | pretty awesome post Adam.
Endeared, I think it depends on which portion they are deriving those morals from. |
BigHans
08.26.11 | m/ Notrap |
nullpoint
08.26.11 | I am the god damn alpha and omega
The words that started a revelation. |
omnipanzer
08.26.11 | later bros, Wife is out of town so i'm gonna go gets me weekend drink on. If you see me later I WILL be drunkard but I'm betting you won't. ;^) |
BigHans
08.26.11 | Go forth and embibe the fruits of grain alcohol. Thou must remember to treat the body as a temple come the Sabbath. |
redskyformiles
08.26.11 | Oh and for anyone here that gets nagged at by holy rollers, learn to quote Matthew 7:5. It'll mindfuck em good. |
Hyperion1001
08.26.11 | "I mean I would never guess someone who advocates terrorism and the raping of children wouldn't believe in God."
Well there's the catholics and muslims so yea..... |
BigHans
08.26.11 | Yeah Hyperion I was waiting for somebody to counter that. Fair enough. Should have worded it differently. |
Hyperion1001
08.26.11 | Ehh i'm just trolling (except for my one serious post). You, unlike other people, have a pretty thick skin so i figured i could do it itt. |
BigHans
08.26.11 | haha, depends on what the subject is. I was ready to murder Detriment yesterday when he was talking about raping Pits daughter. |
Maniac!
08.26.11 | "The Bible is an extremely important document in the evolution of literature and art, and there are lots of pretty cool stories in it, but I think the trouble comes from people who actually try to derive their morals from it."
12motherfucking3 |
BigHans
08.26.11 | I know some people who derive their morals from it the right way (meanign they choose the right messages to follow and act in accordance), and I know some that use it to their own advantage, and are basically huge dickheads. |
Counterfeit
08.26.11 | When my bros and I were really stoned yesterday we had a crazy long talk on all the historical stuff from the past that was destroyed because of humans and their ignorance and their egos n shit
i dont really know what this has to do with this list but it does |
BigHans
08.26.11 | thats some deep shit Feit pass the blunt brah |
qwe3
08.26.11 | didnt read past this part: "The ORIGINS of the world described in evolutionary theory however absolutely are not fact."
you cant disagree with evolution on that basis because evolution isnt about the origin of life |
Counterfeit
08.26.11 | no but furreal it sounds really retarded and stupid because yeah we were blazed but it was deep man
just think, if the Roman empire hadn't been wiped out because everybody was busy with their greed and ego technically would be what we wont have for thousands of more years.
if so many libraries and other things werent burned down do you know how much more knowledge of the past we would have?
but people were stupid but smart at the same time back then so its like fuck |
BigHans
08.26.11 | right on Feit,
Qwe, what I was trying to get at is from what I gather alot of Evolutionists subscribe to the single celled organism theory thus proclaiming their stance on the explanation for the origin of life. Furthermore, from what I can tell very few proponents of evolution belive in intelligent design. Guess thats what I was aiming for. |
qwe3
08.26.11 | library of alexandria |
BigHans
08.26.11 | Romans were a bunch of dicks. |
qwe3
08.26.11 | "Qwe, what I was trying to get at is from what I gather alot of Evolutionists subscribe to the single celled organism theory thus proclaiming their stance on the explanation for the origin of life."
i dont understand this at all
"Furthermore, from what I can tell very few proponents of evolution belive in intelligent design."
that's because it's a terribly thought out, flaw-ridden concept and i shudder to think that there are actually people in the world who want it taught as a science |
qwe3
08.26.11 | but hey there are much more important things happening like MLG fuck ya |
FatChickIrl
08.26.11 | i read some of it along time ago and it was pretty scary but awesome |
Paradiso
08.26.11 | humans and dinosaurs most certainly lived at the same period. ever see that picture of jesus on a velocirapter? plus this http://archive.worldhistoria.com/uploads/1181/n49502123_30545298_6998.jpg |
FatChickIrl
08.26.11 | ^^lol |
Maniac!
08.26.11 | that's because it's a terribly thought out, flaw-ridden concept and i shudder to think that there are actually people in the world who want it taught as a science
p much |
Ovrot
08.26.11 | new theory
dinosaurs were actually gods
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Paradiso
08.26.11 | godlings maybe? like thor |
andcas
08.26.11 | dinosaur bones were put here by god to test our faith right guys. |
redskyformiles
08.26.11 | http://troll.me/images/ancient-aliens-guy/im-not-saying-its-aliens-but-its-aliens.jpg |
omnipanzer
08.26.11 | "The Bible is an extremely important document in the evolution of literature and art, and there are lots of pretty cool stories in it, but I think the trouble comes from people who actually try to derive their morals from it."
as books go the bible would not be a bad place to start for the sake of completeness and inspiration. Of course you would be missing roughly a century and a half of social evolution but I can think of worse places to start. |
omnipanzer
08.26.11 | LOL Redsky |
omnipanzer
08.26.11 | I fucking love/hate that guy. |
DominionMM1
08.26.11 | Thought you were going to go have fun, omni |
omnipanzer
08.26.11 | evolution vs. intelligent design
Some to mostly fact Vs. Faith an absolutely no fact. |
omnipanzer
08.26.11 | I am Dom, I am. |
omnipanzer
08.26.11 | 3 shots + 2 beers and the night is young, priming for the bachelor party this weekend. |
BigHans
12.30.11 | bump |
Counterfeit
12.30.11 | golf wang trip six |
qwe3
12.31.11 | oh this again |
Satellite
12.31.11 | leviticus ftw |
KjSwantko
12.31.11 | those are totally badass |
Satellite
12.31.11 | genesis is good for a few yuks as well |
andcas
12.31.11 | revelations ftw |
ffs
12.31.11 | "have you even read revelations or are you just quoting movie lines jacked from it"
lol |
