BigHans
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Been Metalling So Goddamn Hard

Oh hey look whos slowly turning into a METAL elitist been thrashing metalling fucking hard lately m/
1Entombed
Wolverine Blues


K so this album is just beastly. Also jammed Left Hand Path which is pretty good for OSDM and Uprising, which is one of the manliest albums ever.
2Exhorder
Slaughter in the Vatican


K so I'm pissed at KILL for not forcing me to listen to this earlier this just slays indescribably hard kind of like a heavier Vulgar Display of Power m/
3Demolition Hammer
Tortured Existence


Reviewed the fuck out of this yesterday m/
4Mercyful Fate
Melissa


An old favorite but hadn't listened to it in ages INTO THE COVEN m/
5Ulver
Bergtatt


Alright so I really tried to expand my horizons and gave this apparently "accessible" Black Metal album a shot and I have to say the first song is one of the best I've ever heard but the rest is ruined by faggy traditional BM vocals kind of a shame.
6I
Between Two Worlds


Alright so someone said this was Black N Roll so I tried it and its actually pretty damn awesome has great melodic guitar vocals are palatable.
7Darkthrone
F.O.A.D.


Another Black N Roll that got rec'd to me I appreciate how they tried to rawk hard here but honestly this is one of the worst vocal performances I've ever heard. Not even in an abrasive, off-putting I cant take it way, just in a "holy shit, this is some of the worst fucking vocals I've ever heard" kind of way. That said, Canadian Metal rapes m/
8Coroner
No More Color


So yeah when I first heard this I thought it was one of the most badass things I've ever heard m/
9Sodom
Persecution Mania


So these guys thrash Goddamn hard, are really fucking German, and cover Motorhead m/
10Kreator
Coma of Souls


Out of the three albums I listened to this was the best because it was the most melodic (yet brutal) and had the best production/songwriting.
11Exodus
Fabulous Disaster


Downloaded this actually haven't got around to listening to it yet I'm sure it rules.
12Morbid Saint
Spectrum of Death


See 11.
13Destruction
Release From Agony


Gotta love the German thrash m/
14Slayer
Reign In Blood


Another old favorite hadn't jammed it in awhile listened to it like 3 times last Sunday when I was pissed about something it was quite therapuetic.
15Annihilator
Alice in Hell


Jeff Waters m/
16Heathen
Victims of Deception


Discovered this last year easily one of the best Thrash albums ever m/
17Overkill
The Years of Decay


Found this to be a tad overrated still jams though.
18Volbeat
Rock The Rebel/Metal The Devil


Oh just in case you forgot basically the best band ever m/
19Mastodon
Remission


K so I never jammed this because I hated Crack the Skye and Blood Mountain. This is easily their best album, it isn't close and yes I've heard Leviathan.
20Biohazard
Urban Discipline


Badass, this needs a review.
21Prong
Cleansing


underrated thrash m/
22Iron Maiden
Seventh Son of a Seventh Son


Will never stop jamming Maiden
23Kamelot
The Black Halo


Tried this on a whim its kind of gay ok in spots.
24Manowar
Kings of Metal


My review for this is probably the best review ever or at least the best Manowar Kings of Metal review on the site which isn't saying much cause the other one is a track by track m/
25Slough Feg
Ape Uprising


m/
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