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My Sophmoric Humor

Shit thats highly amusing to me.
1Stephen Lynch
The Craig Machine

CRAIG CHRIST - Honestly I could probably put 10 Lynch songs on here but this is my fave. Choice lyric: When Jesus is prayin fuckin Craig is layin every woman in the testament you know what Im sayin IM FUCKING CRAIG.
2Adam Sandler
They're All Gonna Laugh At You

AT A MEDIUM PACE: k I was 14 the first time I heard this and I pretty much pissed myself. Its almost as funny to this day. Probably the best power ballad ever. Choice Lyric: "talk about your old boyfriends dick and how big it was, now shave off my pubes and punch me in the face."
3 Trey Parker & Matt Stone
Now You're A Man (Orgazmo Theme)

Southpark dudes make a movie, probably the best movie ever. Theme song. Choice lyric: "what makes a man, is it the woman in his arms? Just cause shes got big titties? Or is the way, he fights every day? Nah its probably the titties."
4Hulk Hogan and The Wrestling Boot Band
Hulk Rules

Speechless, just listen to it. If its not funny, you're dead. OH LOOK AT THAT NEW VEIN IN MY TRICEP.
5Macho Man Randy Savage
Be a Man

BE A MAN. just, well, fucking LOL. RIP.
6David Hasselhoff
Night Rocker

JUMP IN MY CAR - Its so bad, yet so fucking catchy. No dirty lyrics, its just ironically enjoyable.
7David Allan Coe
Rides Again

THREE BIGGEST LIES - old school country singer made an album called 18 X Rated Hits that is the dirtiest, most awesome, most offensive thing ever. Choice Lyric: I said this will only hurt for a little while, I'll only put the head of it in. I promise that Ill never try to come in your mouthhhhhhhhh.
8Insane Clown Posse
The Great Milenko

THE NEDEN GAME: Ok ICP sucks, but this is probably the best song ever, at least by them. Choice lyric: First Ill walk up to the bar, and tell you I cant believe how fucking FAT you are."
9Steel Panther
Feel the Steel

STRIPPER GIRL - I could probably pick any song off this album, but this is probably my fave. Best song Poison never wrote.
South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut OS

Uncle Fucker: If you havent already heard this I dont know what to say but
11 Weird Al Yankovic

ONE MORE MINUTE - probably only song on here that isnt riddled with cuss words. Doo-wap breakup song, by far his best. Choice lyric: ID RATHER RIP MY HEART OUT OF MY RIBCAGE WITH MY BARE HANDS AND THROW IT ON THE FLOOR AND STOMP ON IT TILL I DIE, THAN SPEND ONE MORE MINUTE WITH YOU.
12Tenacious D
Tenacious D

See description for 10.
13 Rodney Carrington
Rodney Carrington

LETTER TO MY PENIS - another dirty country song. Choice lyric: It used to be you and me, a paper towel and a dirty magazine.'
14 Some Dude from Youtube

THE ANTI-HAND JOB SONG - fucking lol. Choice lyric: "you gotta suck it, fuck it, or leave it alone cause you could never stroke me like I can on my own." Oh, and the chick in the video is bangin HOT.
15Bloodhound Gang
One Fierce Beer Coaster

I WISH I WAS QUEER SO I COULD GET CHICKS - this whole album rules.
162 Live Crew
As Nasty As They Wanna Be

PUT HER IN THE BUCK - really, pick anything from the first half of this album.
17Geto Boys
The Geto Boys

GANGSTA OF LOVE - theres two different beat versions of this song, the best one has Sweet Home Alabama in the background. Lyrics are just awesomely filthy, like filthiest shit ever.
18 Bob Saget

DANNY TANNER WAS NOT GAY - dont know why, this amuses the fuck out of me.
19Spinal Tap
This is Spinal Tap

20 Stepbrothers Soundtrack
Prestige Worldwide

BOATS N HOES. soooooooooo much better than Lonely Island.
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