BigHans
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 Lists
03.05.14 Riffs Of Smash02.25.14 Riffs Of F*cking Fist
02.21.14 The Rad RUSH 5702.17.14 Riff Goddamn City
02.13.14 Rush: Your Origins02.13.14 25k. Spirit of Radio is the best song
01.24.14 Know Who Rules?01.16.14 So, What Did I Miss?
03.08.12 Sputnik Will And Testament 01.12.12 Hard Jams Inc - The Beginning
12.28.11 Hans' 2011 Songs12.27.11 10 Greatest Nfl Teams Of My Lifetime
12.21.11 Pac Vs Biggie - Hans Breaks It Down12.14.11 Hans' Grunge Throwdown (best List Ever)
12.13.11 Stones Vs Beatles - Hans Breaks It Down12.12.11 Metallica V Megadeth - Hans Breaks It D
12.09.11 Priest Vs Maiden - Hans Breaks It Down12.01.11 Hans' Obligatory 2011 List
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My Sophmoric Humor

Shit thats highly amusing to me.
1Stephen Lynch
The Craig Machine


CRAIG CHRIST - Honestly I could probably put 10 Lynch songs on here but this is my fave. Choice lyric: When Jesus is prayin fuckin Craig is layin every woman in the testament you know what Im sayin IM FUCKING CRAIG. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJYWZ6GTN2g
2Adam Sandler
They're All Gonna Laugh At You


AT A MEDIUM PACE: k I was 14 the first time I heard this and I pretty much pissed myself. Its almost as funny to this day. Probably the best power ballad ever. Choice Lyric: "talk about your old boyfriends dick and how big it was, now shave off my pubes and punch me in the face." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zLm5oSJRxIU
3 Trey Parker & Matt Stone
Now You're A Man (Orgazmo Theme)


Southpark dudes make a movie, probably the best movie ever. Theme song. Choice lyric: "what makes a man, is it the woman in his arms? Just cause shes got big titties? Or is the way, he fights every day? Nah its probably the titties." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oiXaT_1I-vw
4Hulk Hogan and The Wrestling Boot Band
Hulk Rules


Speechless, just listen to it. If its not funny, you're dead. OH LOOK AT THAT NEW VEIN IN MY TRICEP. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nKvHNCFhoY
5Macho Man Randy Savage
Be a Man


BE A MAN. just, well, fucking LOL. RIP. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dMbcOC5dS5k
6David Hasselhoff
Night Rocker


JUMP IN MY CAR - Its so bad, yet so fucking catchy. No dirty lyrics, its just ironically enjoyable. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dm7jEA3frY4&ob=av2e
7David Allan Coe
Rides Again


THREE BIGGEST LIES - old school country singer made an album called 18 X Rated Hits that is the dirtiest, most awesome, most offensive thing ever. Choice Lyric: I said this will only hurt for a little while, I'll only put the head of it in. I promise that Ill never try to come in your mouthhhhhhhhh. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnEmghSrOig
8Insane Clown Posse
The Great Milenko


THE NEDEN GAME: Ok ICP sucks, but this is probably the best song ever, at least by them. Choice lyric: First Ill walk up to the bar, and tell you I cant believe how fucking FAT you are." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDx470DPAaQ
9Steel Panther
Feel the Steel


STRIPPER GIRL - I could probably pick any song off this album, but this is probably my fave. Best song Poison never wrote. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6LCNm-GALN0
10Soundtrack
South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut OS


Uncle Fucker: If you havent already heard this I dont know what to say but http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28qDrv4OmWQ&feature=related
11 Weird Al Yankovic


ONE MORE MINUTE - probably only song on here that isnt riddled with cuss words. Doo-wap breakup song, by far his best. Choice lyric: ID RATHER RIP MY HEART OUT OF MY RIBCAGE WITH MY BARE HANDS AND THROW IT ON THE FLOOR AND STOMP ON IT TILL I DIE, THAN SPEND ONE MORE MINUTE WITH YOU. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWhpk-8QLFQ&ob=av2e
12Tenacious D
Tenacious D


See description for 10. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbDEconEcAM
13 Rodney Carrington
Rodney Carrington


LETTER TO MY PENIS - another dirty country song. Choice lyric: It used to be you and me, a paper towel and a dirty magazine.' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1O0-GB-9bgM
14 Some Dude from Youtube


THE ANTI-HAND JOB SONG - fucking lol. Choice lyric: "you gotta suck it, fuck it, or leave it alone cause you could never stroke me like I can on my own." Oh, and the chick in the video is bangin HOT. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rPkgHXRpp_U
15Bloodhound Gang
One Fierce Beer Coaster


I WISH I WAS QUEER SO I COULD GET CHICKS - this whole album rules. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3dA926Adj0
162 Live Crew
As Nasty As They Wanna Be


PUT HER IN THE BUCK - really, pick anything from the first half of this album. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlxl7EMts78
17Geto Boys
The Geto Boys


GANGSTA OF LOVE - theres two different beat versions of this song, the best one has Sweet Home Alabama in the background. Lyrics are just awesomely filthy, like filthiest shit ever. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0zxQSc5OLns
18 Bob Saget


DANNY TANNER WAS NOT GAY - dont know why, this amuses the fuck out of me. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8sCORuqZQY
19Spinal Tap
This is Spinal Tap


STONEHENGE - Fuckin M/ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7wcyLrPqC4
20 Stepbrothers Soundtrack
Prestige Worldwide


BOATS N HOES. soooooooooo much better than Lonely Island. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o8T095mFdW8
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