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Put The C*nt In Country (& Western)

Yessir I reckon we got both kinds of music here, country AND western. YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-HAWWWWWWWWWWW
1Johnny Cash
The Essential Johnny Cash


A God among men. Defines the term legend. RIP.
2Willie Nelson
Red Headed Stranger


Defines the term legend (2). This album is a fucking masterpiece.
3George Jones
50 Years of Hits


One of the biggest drunks in country music history, and thats saying something.
4Hank Williams
40 Greatest Hits


It takes dedication to drink yourself to death by age 29. His songs reflect that tortured pain. Dude was messed up.
5Hank Williams Jr
Whiskey Bent and Hell Bound


Better than Sr, total badass. Country Boy Can Survive and Family Tradition are two of the greatest country songs ever
6Hank Williams III
Straight to Hell


funny thing is he wanted to be a punk artist but only cashed in on his family name/genre when he was going flat broke.
7Alabama
Greatest Hits


SWEET POTATO PIE AND I SHUT MY MOUTH
8Waylon Jennings
Honky Tonk Heroes


Download Dukes of Hazard Theme, Are You Sure Hank Done It This Way, and Amanda right now.
9Merle Haggard
Branded Man


Penned one of the most awesomely titled songs ever: "I Think Ill Just Stay Here and Drink."
10Kenny Rogers
The Very Best Of Kenny Rogers


YOU GOTTA KNOW WHEN TO HOLD EM, KNOW WHEN TO FOLD EM
11Charlie Daniels Band
A Decade of Hits


Wrote this little song called THE DEVIL WENT DOWN TO GEORGIA
12David Allan Coe
17 Greatest Hits


Arguably the most badass country singer ever. You Never Even Called Me By My Name is the perfect country song. His 18 X Rated Hits are offensive, repulsive, and hilarious
13George Strait
Strait Country


Pretty mellow for an old school country dude
14Garth Brooks
No Fences


Absolute Legend. Thunder Rolls ftmfw
15Randy Travis
This Is Me


TWANG
16Dwight Yoakam
This Time


MORE TWANG
17Patsy Cline
Patsy Cline Showcase


CRAZY
18Glen Campbell
20 Greatest Hits


like a motherfuckin RHINESTONE COWBOY
19Conway Twitty
Conway Twitty Sings


Ladies and Gentlemen, Mr Conway Twitty
20Marty Robbins
Gunfighter Ballads and Trail Songs


IN THE LITTLE WEST TEXAS TOWN OF EL PASO, I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MEXICAN GIRL
21Eddie Rabbitt
Beatin' the Odds


Who doesn't love a rainy night
22Loretta Lynn
Van Lear Rose


used to be a cougar
23The Oak Ridge Boys
Greatest Hits, Vol. 1


Its an absolute travesty I had to add them to the database
24John Denver
Spirit


YOU FEEL UP MY SENSESSSSSSSS, LIKE A NIGHT IN THE FOREST
25Steve Earle
Copperhead Road


Total Badass. Copperhead Road and Devils Right Hand ftmfw
26Reba McEntire
It's Your Call


FANCY
27Kris Kristofferson
Shake Hands With the Devil


Badass
28Townes Van Zandt
The Late Great Townes Van Zandt


Sings the last song in The Big Lebowski when theyre bowling.
29Alan Jackson
Don't Rock the Jukebox


Midnight in Montgomery is one of the greatest songs ever
30Brooks & Dunn
Brand New Man


COME ON BABY LETS GOOOOOOOO BOOT SCOOTIN
31Clint Black
Killin' Time


DRINKIN MYSELF BLIND, HOPIN I WONT SEE
32Travis Tritt
It's All About to Change


SO HERES A QUARTER CALL SOMEONE WHO CARESSSSSSSS
33Sawyer Brown
Greatest Hits 1990-1995


One of the best new country bands and it isnt close. By new country, I mean early 90s
34 Mark Chesnutt
Longnecks & Short Stories


Ill Think of Something is one of the best country ballads ever
35Toby Keith
Toby Keith


I SHOULDVE BEEN A COWBOY
36Little Texas
Big Time


What Might Have Been destroys me, GOD BLESSED TEXAS
37Shania Twain
The Woman in Me


If youre looking for something to fap to, You Tube the Any Man of Mine video
38Faith Hill
Breathe


JUST BREATHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
39Trisha Yearwood
Trisha Yearwood


Currently getting drilled by the fucking man, GARTH
40Billy Ray Cyrus
Some Gave All


As bad as this is, it has one great song (Couldve Been Me)
41The Mavericks
What a Crying Shame


OH WHAT A FEELING
42BlackHawk
BlackHawk


Seriously, this rules
43John Michael Montgomery
Life's a Dance


Title track is so fucking good
44Clay Walker
Greatest Hits


IF I COULD MAKE A LIVIN OUT OF LOVIN YOU ID BE A MILLIONAIRE IN A WEEK OR TWO
45Collin Raye
In This Life


The Michael Bolton of country. In This Life is a great fucking song though.
46Dixie Chicks
Wide Open Spaces


The ugliest one sings the best. By a mile.
47Tim McGraw
Live Like You Dying


lol Tim McGraw
48Taylor Swift
Fearless


IMA LET YOU FINISH
49Carrie Underwood
Carnival Ride


Seriously Tony Romo
50LeAnn Rimes
The Best of LeAnn Rimes


Songs arent that awesome but good God she can sing
51Keith Urban
Be Here


STUPID BOYYYYYYY YOU CANT FENCE THAT IN STUPID BOYYYYYYY
52Lonestar
Lonely Grill


BABY IM AMAZEDDDDDDDDDD BY YOU
53Marty Stuart
Let There Be Country


His best works are collaborating with Travis Tritt
54Montgomery Gentry
My Town


SHE CHANGED HER MIND WHEN SHE COULDNT CHANGE MEEEEE
55Rascal Flatts
Me And My Gang


CAUSE GOD BLESSED THE BROKEN ROADDD THAT LED ME STRAIGHT TO YOU
56Lorrie Morgan
Something in Red


uh, yeah
57Patty Loveless
Up Against My Heart


Coug
58Tracy Byrd
No Ordinary Man


The Keeper of the Stars ftmfw
59Tracy Lawrence
Alibis


The Good Die young
60Vince Gill
Pocket Full of Gold


I detest Vince Gill but hey its a country list
61 Blake Shelton
Blake Shelton's Barn & Grill


Austin is probably his only good song but its fucking amazing
62Alison Krauss
A Hundred Miles or More: A Collection


WHEN I WENT DOWN TO THE RIVER TO PRAY, WORRYIN ABOUT THAT GOOD OLD WAY
63Gary Allan
Living Hard


Starting to get a bit thin here
64Joe Diffie
Third Rock From the Sun


WELCOME TO EARTH THIRD ROCK FROM THE SUNNNNNN
65Johnny Cash
American IV: The Man Comes Around


And we come full circle. Seriously get this album
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