BigHans
11.04.10 | Congrats winners. |
theacademy
11.04.10 | movies featuring nudity: theacademy |
KILL
11.04.10 | who voted me for black metal lol |
cvlts
11.04.10 | thats sum bullshit. |
KevinGarnett
11.04.10 | Correct. |
SeaAnemone
11.04.10 | some pretty ridiculous choices on here some obvious ones too i dunno |
Motiv3
11.04.10 | how the hell did i become the authority for prog death? LOL. Great list idea though. |
Hawks
11.04.10 | Who the hell gave me votes for death metal and progressive death? Nice album choice for me though. |
Maniac!
11.04.10 | Hollier for prog metal?
But he likes btbam :/ |
cvlts
11.04.10 | you posted DaveyBoy twice in radio rock |
greg84
11.04.10 | Finally I'm an authority on something! Thanks for voting. Stoner rock/metal rules face. |
Satellite
11.04.10 | UP TEH PUNX |
HighandDriving
11.04.10 | Lol, Mappy wins metalcore! Mappy knows I have better taste in metalcore than him.
|
Sowing
11.04.10 | woo i am an authority! bow before your alt-rock master, sputnik! jk though this was a very enjoyable list, hans. |
Metalstyles
11.04.10 | Maniac, Hollier and Hawks are all good dudes but I'm a little baffled that they won their respective categories. But yeah very cool list idea, big props Hans. Also, I'm the king of the unwanted genre, awesome! (in a non-sarcastic way haha) |
Hawks
11.04.10 | I'm pretty surprised I won too lol. It could've went to anyone listed there though. |
Maniac!
11.04.10 | Old school soul and blues are where it's at, bitches. |
Maniac!
11.04.10 | WTF styles.
You broke my fucking heart |
BigHans
11.04.10 | Hawks you got double the votes anyone else did actually. |
Motiv3
11.04.10 | dw metalstyles im confused how i got that as well haha. |
Winsomniac
11.04.10 | I win. |
Transient
11.04.10 | this is so fucking stupid
also lol qwe getting nominated for almost every category ^_^ |
Apollo
11.04.10 | agreed with this list |
HighandDriving
11.04.10 | Fuck Mappy |
greg84
11.04.10 | Yeah. This was an awesome list idea, Hans. |
SCREAM!
11.04.10 | cause hawks is the least reclusive/elitist/ass/etc of all the nominees probably lol
Still think spirit shouldve won it though (sorry hawks)
And am i the only one that voted myself for prog death? lol |
Maniac!
11.04.10 | Jk styles, I didn't really care the outcome :P
I did expect to have a chance because not a whole of people hear listen to that stuff |
Hawks
11.04.10 | It definitely could've went either way for black metal. Spirit, Crysis, Wiz, and Balls all really know their shit as well. |
BigHans
11.04.10 | Someone should do a list like this with all of the genres I missed. |
Motiv3
11.04.10 | dunno alot of guys voted for me which i have absolutely no idea why. |
FadeToBlack
11.04.10 | yay i won something |
BigHans
11.04.10 | yeah Fade you won by a big margin.
The biggest blow-outs were, in order:
Classic Rock
Electronica
Thrash
Death Metal
Radio Rock
Post Metal |
porch
11.04.10 | when the fuck did this happen
i should've won in more categories and the list needs meatplow, kitsch, kane etc but cool idea hans |
Metalstyles
11.04.10 | @Maniac!
It's just that I don't know how long you've listened to jazz. As far as I remember you've been listening to jazz for less than a year, but that's just as far as I know and I might be wrong. Imo Keelan would've been the perfect choice for jazz. |
HighandDriving
11.04.10 | I'm gonna do one with Math-Rock, Post-Punk, Electro House, Grindcore, etc.
And I'm gonna win them all despite the votes cause I deserve it. |
SeaAnemone
11.04.10 | May I submit my absentee-ballot please? |
Metalstyles
11.04.10 | Also I agree with porch that kitsch should've been at least nominated in the punk category. Meatplow would've probably won btw if there'd been a industrial category. |
BigHans
11.04.10 | Porch, I didnt have any official nominees, so people just voted whoever they wanted to. |
Satellite
11.04.10 | Needs an Emo category as well. |
BigHans
11.04.10 | Some genres that I thought of but ran out of room. I chose so many metal categories because 1. This site loves metal. 2. I love metal. 3. Metal is the greatest form of elitism here so people would have gone nuts if I would have just had 1 metal category, etc.
Some genres that would work for a second list
Folk
Hair Metal - fuck yeah
Grindcore
Post Punk
More versions of Electronica, fuck I dont know anything about it so yeah
|
Motiv3
11.04.10 | i like the idea of doing another one of these with genres which are missing. |
Hawks
11.04.10 | Needs doom as well, but we all know Rasputin would win that. |
Inveigh
11.04.10 | illmitch, my arch nemesis almost got me. thanks to all who voted for me (especially myself) and a big butthurt "fuck you faggot!" to those that didn't. |
Motiv3
11.04.10 | yeah thats pretty much a no contest. |
Jethro42
11.04.10 | I'm not really surprised since I grew up into prog rock as shown on my pie chart. Not surprised but flattered indeed. |
Motiv3
11.04.10 | @ hawks my comment was |
BigHans
11.04.10 | So whos going to do the next list? |
SeaAnemone
11.04.10 | i will lol |
Satellite
11.04.10 | i'll do it tonight if nobody else has done it yet. |
Motiv3
11.04.10 | list needs power metal too. |
BigHans
11.04.10 | we all know Poet would win Power Metal in a landslide. |
BigHans
11.04.10 | Sea, make the next list, INDIE AUTHORITY. |
SeaAnemone
11.04.10 | it needs power metal and hair metal just as it needs Midwestern-emo and lo-fi and dream-pop |
Motiv3
11.04.10 | thats because hes the only one who bothers to go into that much depth hahaha. |
BallsToTheWall
11.04.10 | Should have been listed for shoegaze fucking depressed. And Rasputin losing to Hawks no offense but yeah.... |
SeaAnemone
11.04.10 | i'll do it but let's give it a little time I don't wanna clog sputnik too mcuh with these overwhelming lists it's kinda dumb all at once, is that ok?
plus I have to study for a civ. liberites test tonight anyway |
Inveigh
11.04.10 | but dream-pop was part of the shoegaze category |
BigHans
11.04.10 | nah Sea, gotta strike while the iron is hot. Satty? |
DoubtGin
11.04.10 | yes official |
Jethro42
11.04.10 | ''gotta strike while the iron is hot''
Same expression in French:
Il faut battre le fer pendant qu'il est chaud
:D |
Jethro42
11.04.10 | tu vois |
BigHans
11.04.10 | Jethro, Nagrarok gave you a serious run for your money. Im actually surprised nobody voted for him in the category I won. |
tiesthatbind
11.04.10 | Woohoo, king of radio rock, I now command ultimate respect from Sputnik. |
Sowing
11.04.10 | ties, show us the way |
Dryden
11.04.10 | woa |
BigHans
11.04.10 | I actually got a vote for Radio rock, lol |
BigHans
11.04.10 | lol at Dryden getting a vote for Stoner metal |
BallsToTheWall
11.04.10 | There is mutiny afoot. BURN THE HERETIC BURN THE HERETIC theer is a sputnik collective guilty of practicing witchcraft. |
Jethro42
11.04.10 | ''Jethro, Nagrarok gave you a serious run for your money. Im actually surprised nobody voted for him in the category I won.''...................................................................................................
Yeah Hans, but I showed to Nag lots of prog bands, so if he had won the game, I'd be glad for being a good teacher haha...and yes, I'd see Nag taking the cake for classic rock. It was hard for me to decide between him and you. |
BallsToTheWall
11.04.10 | You hear that, he turns people into newts. Gotta watch out for hep, that mothers unarmed but extremely dangerous. |
SeaAnemone
11.04.10 | did everyone else know that ThePalestMexican and OhAliceMonster were the same person?!
I feel dumb. |
BigHans
11.04.10 | did everyone else know that ThePalestMexican and OhAliceMonster were the same person?!
^ I always had my suspicions. |
BallsToTheWall
11.04.10 | It was a given when they said they were good friends. Who cares though, Hep Kat will turn that pale mexican into a newt shall he show his face again. |
Metalstyles
11.04.10 | ehh I'm not too sure about that Sea. I mean, Dave has made mixups like that before too (LisbonGirls wasn't actually plagiarizing reviews on two accounts haha). But if it's true then holy hell LOL. |
Inveigh
11.04.10 | are they the same person or did Palest just steal her password? |
AngelofDeath
11.04.10 | Most I think are pretty deserving. Some of the nominees are pretty lol though.
My list didn't really get enough votes to make it competitive. Basically if you voted for yourself, you're the authority of whatever you voted for yourself for. |
AnotherBrick
11.04.10 | May take some of the new authorities for sputnik essentials IV |
Dryden
11.04.10 | "BigHans
11.04.10
[Report this Post] lol at Dryden getting a vote for Stoner metal "
got a problem with that you slut |
BigHans
11.04.10 | well Stoner is manly metal you dont seem to be a fan |
AngelofDeath
11.04.10 | Hans, do another and put in folk metal or video game music so I can actually win a category. |
Dryden
11.04.10 | oh u have no idea |
BigHans
11.04.10 | Im too lazy to do another one Angel. HSThomas said he would do one. |
Relinquished
11.04.10 | obviously I won what I did, it's the only thing I have |
BigHans
11.04.10 | a victory's a victory |
BigHans
11.04.10 | oh u have no idea
^ guess I was fooled. |
Counterfeit
11.04.10 | feit > veigh > mitch
yeah |
BigHans
11.04.10 | Chambered Im suprised you didnt get mentioned, youre just too well-rounded brah. |
Inveigh
11.04.10 | feit > veigh > mitch
yeah
^child please |
BigHans
11.04.10 | Feit you can be the gangsta rap authority |
acorncheese
11.04.10 | The fact that PowerBan didn't win for post-metal makes all of this even more ridiculous. |
Counterfeit
11.04.10 | veigh you may have indie rap locked down but you dont appreciate enough mainstreamish stuff. |
Inveigh
11.04.10 | I like good mainstream hip hop
just because I don't like Gucci Mane and the last two Kanye albums doesn't mean I don't appreciate the mainstream lol |
Counterfeit
11.04.10 | please 808s is barely a hip hop album.
i never said Gucci mattered.
NOW GO 5 WORD OF MOUF |
Inveigh
11.04.10 | lol Luducris |
Counterfeit
11.04.10 | EXACTLY
MY BUSINESS MY BIZNASSS
STAY THE FUCK UP OUT MY BIZNASSSSS |
Oceanus
11.04.10 | Should maybe consider more categories if there is ever a round two (jazz, classical, musicals, 80s, funk, oldies?) |
BigHans
11.04.10 | somebody already did a part 2. If there had been an 80's one I would have won that hands down. |
Oceanus
11.04.10 | Didn't even see that, Hans. |
Inveigh
11.04.10 | Luacris is ok at times, but c'mon -- I think you 5ing or even 4.5ing one of his albums should automatically disqualify you from hip hop authority consideration |
BigHans
11.04.10 | LUDA.......................
WHAT OUT MY OUTFITS RIDICULOUS IN DA CLUB LOOKIN SO CONSPICUOUS
DEEZ LADIES ALL ON THA PROWL IF THEY HOLD THEY HEAD STEADY IMA MILK THE COW |
Inveigh
11.04.10 | why you take a ho to a hotel? a ho tell everybody (even the mayor?) |
BigHans
11.04.10 | is that Luda? |
patroneyes
11.04.10 | i just voted for myself multiple times |
Counterfeit
11.04.10 | Word of Mouf is just straight G bro |
Inveigh
11.04.10 | yeah, off his first album, the one with Fantasy on it
I think that song was "You's a hooooooooo" |
Inveigh
11.04.10 | "Word of Mouf is just straight G bro"
perhaps, but liking it doesn't mean you're the authoritah brah
I mean, liking Fall Out Boy doesn't make you the pop punk authority either ;-) |
Counterfeit
11.04.10 | Neither does liking Limp Bizkit, but that sure is shit got me nominated for nu-metal, lol. |
Inveigh
11.04.10 | these are the times we live in |
BigHans
11.04.10 | reminds me of the Bone Thugs classic song "Dayz of our Lives" |
Spec
11.04.10 | Nooooooooo. |
Deviant.
11.04.10 | Thanks for the votes guys
Coincidentally, clicking on The Prodigy will take you to my review of it |
greg84
11.04.10 | Not really coincidentally, I guess. |
Deviant.
11.04.10 | Well, not anymore no |
illmitch
11.05.10 | woah didnt even know this was goin on
thank u to all the bros who voted 4 me |
AtavanHalen
11.05.10 | POP POP POP DOO-WAAAH
Man I feel awesome about this :D |
SlightlyEpic
11.05.10 | :)) |
jingledeath
11.05.10 | didn't see the voting list but it's nice to see my name in one of the categories :) |
DonniSharK
11.05.10 | I know more about post-metal than anyone on this site, methinks. Bring it on bitches. |
qwe3
11.05.10 | haha why the fuck did people vote on me for nu metal |
BigHans
11.05.10 | Qwe change your "real name" on your profile to "Sputnik Post Rock Authority" |
qwe3
11.05.10 | also the fact that hawks got 22 makes me so fucking sick |
Hawks
11.05.10 | Hey qwe, fuck you. |
BigHans
11.05.10 | Hawks won by quite a wide margain. |
qwe3
11.05.10 | what, it doesn't make you sick either? |
qwe3
11.05.10 | imma go to the other list and see who voted for him |
Anthracks
11.05.10 | lol @ me not being a death metal authority. fucking idiots |
Hawks
11.05.10 | Goooood! |
qwe3
11.05.10 | no one here knows you dude |
KILL
11.05.10 | hawks deserved it so bad qwe stop the hate bro |
qwe3
11.05.10 | KILL i saw you voted for you disappointed man. fuck even i know better bm than him |
Hawks
11.05.10 | Haha qwe you aren't going to hurt my feelings or anything. I couldn't care less what you think. |
KILL
11.05.10 | hawks knows everything about bm through filfth to borgir |
qwe3
11.05.10 | "Haha qwe you aren't going to hurt my feelings or anything. I couldn't care less what you think."
i wasn't trying to hurt your feelings wtf i dont give a shit about that
im just surprised that people think you know anything about bm |
BigHans
11.05.10 | guys I seriously thought Agalloch was Black metal. Its not? What is it then? |
fr33convict
11.05.10 | someone voted for me for mehtuhlcoar? ok lol |
qwe3
11.05.10 | "guys I seriously thought Agalloch was Black metal. Its not? What is it then?"
they have black metal influences but theyre def not black metal. |
BigHans
11.05.10 | they have black metal influences but theyre def not black metal.
^ must have been the faggy whispered vocals that made me think that. Honestly, their music is awesome. Vocals fucking suck. |
qwe3
11.05.10 | i love their vocals. their music has been getting worse and worse, unfortunately. pale folklore still rules insanely hard though |
BigHans
11.05.10 | all I know is the song Odal fucking SLAYS |
qwe3
11.05.10 | yeah thats an amazing song |
trotsky
11.05.10 | metallica - load |
EVedder27
11.05.10 | flattered guys but there are several others on the site that know more about grunge than I do |
Hawks
11.05.10 | Qwe you can think I don't know anything because you don't like me or whatever. Once again, I don't give a shit. |
AggravatedYeti
11.09.10 | WHOA WHOA WWHHOOOAA! Hold the phone.
I beat out Sea?
fucking righteous. |
BigHans
11.09.10 | barely, but you did. |
AggravatedYeti
11.09.10 | I mean I pretty much give my competition most of their dream-pop so... |
BigHans
11.09.10 | dreamy |
cvlts
11.09.10 | i demand a recount |
KevinGarnett
11.09.10 | You should see my real name on my profile, This Life. I believe you'll get a kick out of it. |
AggravatedYeti
11.09.10 | lolz. |
BigHans
11.09.10 | you guys should have a hardcore-off |
Emim
11.09.10 | Qwe for all of them it would seem |
KevinGarnett
11.09.10 | How would we go about that,Hans? |
BigHans
11.09.10 | I have no idea |
BigHans
11.09.10 | Maybe whoever knows the most about the Richmond, VA hardcore scene? |
KevinGarnett
11.09.10 | Well, we could see who can stand listening to Emmure the longest. |
BigHans
11.09.10 | thats a start |
cvlts
11.09.10 | who could pick up change the longest? |
KevinGarnett
11.09.10 | How is that hardcore? |
cvlts
11.09.10 | how is listening to emmure hardcore? |
Inveigh
11.09.10 | "you guys should have a hardcore-off"
why would you guys wanna see Pit and This Life hardcoring each other |
SeaAnemone
11.09.10 | lol Yeti how dare you act so surprised, I get most of my dream-pop, chillwave, shoegaze from you, silly : p |
KevinGarnett
11.09.10 | "how is listening to emmure hardcore?"
Because if you can stand more than 5 minutes of it, you're either hardcore or just a big ol' scene pussy. |
KevinGarnett
11.09.10 | "why would you guys wanna see Pit and This Life hardcoring each other"
The real question is:
Why wouldn't you? |
AggravatedYeti
11.09.10 | true, true.
but you're a political machine.
yet somehow the vote was swayed.
A WIN FOR ALL YETI KIND! |
cvlts
11.09.10 | lololololololol inveigh |
Winsomniac
11.09.10 | But who's the authority on all things JUN?
Edit: a Win for all yeti-kind? |
cvlts
11.09.10 | not you |
KevinGarnett
11.09.10 | "why would you guys wanna see Pit and This Life hardcoring each other"
It would be a privilege to see such a glorious act(no homo). |
Winsomniac
11.09.10 | FFFFUUUUUUUUUUU
Also, Pit Life Is Genocide. |
Inveigh
11.09.10 | ok let's do this then |
Jakeitwasaghost
11.09.10 | Whoa. Whoa. Whoa. |
Winsomniac
11.09.10 | Winveigh. |
qwe3
11.10.10 | "Qwe you can think I don't know anything because you don't like me or whatever. Once again, I don't give a shit."
looool |
ShadowRemains
11.12.10 | he mad |
Deviant.
11.12.10 | I don't even listen to dubstep |
Bitchfork
11.12.10 | "PROGRESSIVE DEATH aka MORA OPETH/BTBAM. WINNER: Hollier. Others: Zoo, Rattlehead, Qwe, Hawks, Willie, KILL, Dryden, Scream!, Bitchfork (LOL)"
Didn't even see that fucking lmao |
Mordecai.
11.12.10 | authority on pussy = mordecai.
the only authority that matters |
BigHans
10.28.11 | whoa this was a year ago already |
KILL5
10.28.11 | bro why am i in black metal but not dm m/ |
TheSpirit
10.28.11 | back in the day |
BigHans
10.28.11 | dude bro this was a year ago let it go |
KILL5
10.28.11 | but bro even back then i was never the biggest BM fan doesnt make sense bro i'm pissed bro |
Crysis
10.28.11 | should make a new one |
Scoot
10.28.11 | I AM NO ONE |
Satellite
10.28.11 | agreed @crysis |
KILL5
10.28.11 | dw scoot youre one of the sputnik album authority guys |
Scoot
10.28.11 | okay
where's the post-emo category |
BigHans
10.28.11 | KILL dude remember this was user voted on apparently alot of users thought you liked BM dude |
omnipanzer
10.28.11 | Wow, I missed this entirely. |
KILL5
10.28.11 | i do like bm but FUCKIN DM IS BETER FUCK IT ALL |
pizzamachine
10.28.11 | If there was a category for EVERYTHING I'd be in it. |
BigHans
10.28.11 | Omni this is what started that trend of people calling themselves the "blank" authority on their real names in their profiles which caused Jom to say he was going to ban everybody that did it m/ |
MO
10.28.11 | lol qwe and Hawks going at it |
Relinquished
10.28.11 | well I'm still 19 so no need to re-vote on that one |
ffs
10.28.11 | emphatically nominating myself for Cool Dude IRL authority |
Crysis
10.28.11 | kill the bm master |
KILL5
10.28.11 | i like immortal |
Maniac!
10.28.11 | I'm sputnik's Judo authority now |
Maniac!
10.28.11 | I am sputs Blues authority though. At least the only one who spams about it. |
Relinquished
10.28.11 | "I'm sputnik's Judo authority now"
nope |
BigHans
10.28.11 | I got named the Sputnik Country and Post Grunge authority too on a different list. And dont forget the most important title of Metallica Authority (self-declared) |
KILL5
10.28.11 | anyone who gives reload a 5 is a true fan m/ |
Maniac!
10.28.11 | goddamnit relinq.
I forgot about you. |
witchxrapist
10.28.11 | yo you guys like metalcore? |
BigHans
10.28.11 | dude Kill read my ReLoad review it scatches it |
KILL5
10.28.11 | mappers no sorry were manly men not faggots =] |
witchxrapist
10.28.11 | then you should listen to kiss it goodbye or u scared bro? i think ur scared |
qwe3
10.29.11 | aw man forgot about this LOL hawks got bm authority |
KILL
10.29.11 | hawks for life |
qwe3
10.29.11 | KILL4life |
Ignimbrite
10.29.11 | hawks trve bm authority |
liledman
10.29.11 | these lists really bring out the best in people (and their egos) |
Deviant.
10.29.11 | How much would really change if this was done again though? |
qwe3
10.29.11 | everything dev, everything
|
rasputin
10.29.11 | i know more about most of these genres than the winners and all the runners up |
KILL
10.29.11 | never change rasputin |
ShadowRemains
10.29.11 | jazz is liledman, for sure |
liledman
10.29.11 | i hope i would take that one out, not a huge amount of people competing for it haha.
also its questionable how much of an influence half of those 'authorities' have... |
Relinquished
10.29.11 | i influenced people |
Inveigh
10.29.11 | yeah, me too
lol @ me being a runner up in hardcore though |
Deviant.
10.29.11 | While trying to remain as humble as possible I would like to assume that I've influenced a few people |
Inveigh
10.29.11 | pretty sure ButcheredChildren brought techno to this site |
witchxrapist
10.29.11 | yo rasputin i bet u can't name 10 pa metalcore bands ffaggot |
Deviant.
10.29.11 | Oh man I forgot about that |
liledman
10.29.11 | i think theres some genres though where there is so much just covered by the staff/contrib/featured reviews and new release hype that theres isnt really that much more these authorities can do. that ego thing comes into when half the people saying they are authorities have the same ratings as dozens of other users.
i did say half. dev, relinquished and inveigh you would all be included. along with rasputin, anthracks, slightlyepic, qwe, yeti, meatplow, illmitch, porch... i dont know its kind of hard to judge in sputniks popular genres who is more knowledgeable/influential. |
rasputin
10.29.11 | 'yo rasputin i bet u can't name 10 pa metalcore bands ffaggot'
i said genre, not pseudo-genre
TROLLED HARD |
rasputin
10.29.11 | 'it's a crime I'm not under pop punk. no one mentioned has 34% on their chart.'
means nothing |
rasputin
10.29.11 | 'Waay too much unneeded egotism rasp.'
um no it's not, it's a personal joke between mappy and i. which new aidan baker are you talking about, plague of fantasies? i wrote an article on aidan baker in 2011 for a web publication put together by a sputniker, if you're interested -
http://www.byvolume.co.uk/ |
porch
10.29.11 | could be 100% and it still wouldn't mean anything because the pie chart isn't an indicator of actual taste |
someguest
10.29.11 | pop punk is shitty though |
porch
10.29.11 | alright
took the time recently to listen to some of the more highly praised pop punk bands on this site like the lawrence arms and house boat and most of it sucks balls |
FromDaHood
10.29.11 | I think doing this again might be fun, especially since some authorities have left |
iFghtffyrdmns
10.29.11 | yeah I definitely think andcas would take the cake for pop punk these days |
theacademy
10.29.11 | urgh who bumped this stupid thread
there are only 3 people on sputnik who should give recs and they're all bloc. |
