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Artists I Would Fight

And defeat. Some of these I legitimately despise, others it would just be fun. Name yours.
1Drew Speziale
Circle Takes the Square

1. I hate As the Roots Undo. 2. I hate hippies. 3. It would be fun, and ridiculously easy.
2Brandon Flowers
The Killers

Because he once described the riff on "When You Were Young" as "like stepping into a shimmering field, stepping on something that sparkles." Or some shit like that. Also said Sam's Town was better than Achtung Baby. Btw, I like their first album, and When You Were Young actually does slay, but I digress.
3Fred Durst
Limp Bizkit

I don't hate LB as much as most on this site, I actually enjoy a song here or there. It would just be exceptonally fun to scream his own lyrics while pummeling the shit out of him. "YOU'LL GET KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!" "BREAK YOUR FUCKING FACE TONIGHT!" etc.

Just to see if he actually would or if he truely is a pacifist. BTW, I love U2, I would go easy on him.
5Chad Kroeger

Pretty much the same story as with Limp Bizkit. Something in Your Mouth? How about my fist, Chad?
6Violent J

Because I would like to see if he learned anything when he masqueraded around the WWF back in the earlier part of the decade. And it would be fun to call him "Violent Gay," just like Eminem.
7Omar Rodriguez Lopez/Cedric Bixler
ATDI/The Mars Volta

At the same time. Because it would be fun to stomp two pretentious hipsters. Because the Mars Volta, aside from one album, suck tremendously. Because Cedric will squeal like a little girl as I stomped him, constantly screaming DANCING ON THE CORPSES ASHES.
8Axl Rose
Guns N Roses

Because it would easy to pick the fight. Because AXL once challenged Vince Neil to a duel of fisticuffs at Tower Records in LA. Because AXL likes to fight. Because it would be fun to pull on his cornrows. By the way, Appetite for Destruction is my favorite album.
9Claudio Sanchez
Coheed and Cambria

See my deon for the Mars Volta. Although Claudio would probably pose a bigger challenge. I would yell "IM THE MOST GRACIOUS OF HOSTS" right before pile driving him, leading to a squeal that would make Geddy Lee sound like Chris Barnes from Cannibal Corpse.
10Clay Aiken

Because I would need an easy break after all of this unadulterated ass kicking.
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