Parallels
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Last Active 01-27-15 1:14 am
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01.13.15 Recs plox/A New Kick10.03.13 Parallels' 4-year Sputnikversary
10.02.13 So Yeah, I'm A Girl...09.02.13 B-side Yourself
08.29.13 Rate My Vinyls Bro04.18.12 Most Shocking Tv Deaths?
09.22.11 Top 50 Video Game Soundtracks08.18.11 Closing The Borders Bookstore
08.03.11 Michael Crichton Ranked07.14.11 Strangely Arousing
07.11.11 How To Rate Albums [Red Letter Sputnik 05.29.11 Sputnikbooks
01.07.11 When The Music Stops....12.16.10 Elder Scrolls V Skyrim!
06.22.10 Dream Theater concert!! portland, or05.23.10 4 Hour Drum Workout
05.18.10 Rec' Me Some Metalcore05.16.10 THE=BEST=BAND=EVER=
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THE=BEST=BAND=EVER=

The best band in the world, ranked. Dream Theater!
1The Daily Planet, Pt. 18,000: Scenes from a OH MAN THIS IS THE BEST FREAKING ALBUM EVER

in some countries, its called rape
2images and turds

they decided to let Kevin name the album, so the band got mad and thats the real reason he quit.
3a change of underwear

self-explanatory
4six inches of inner turbulence

The lesser known Dream Theater porno film....
5falling... into the music buisness

an underrated attempt to make themselves seem cool with 7 popped collars each.
6a cake

the keyboardist at the time, baked a farewell present before leaving forever to become a pokemon master.
7black shrouds and silver fine dinings

a lovely collection of classical entertainment with fine dining locations
8train of contemplation (aka More expertly performed jerking off)
9ovarium

The unique album describing the female anatomy through progressive metal and honky tonk pianos.
10when steam and spray untie

Dream theaters debut lacks subelty, but makes up for it with deadly gases.
11systematic wanking

because we all wanted this.
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