JWT155
03.07.12 | I AM THE 1%. CUM AT ME BRO |
tarkus
03.07.12 | you better be paying more taxes than me or im gonna have a fit |
eternium
03.07.12 | Yes because your miniscule job compares you to big bankers that wrecked our economy. |
TheSpirit
03.07.12 | CUM ON ME BRO
**fix'd |
lucasjcockcroft
03.07.12 | our economy is wrecked?? :O |
Ire
03.07.12 | ur a cool guy but ur also newt santorum so idk man |
MO
03.07.12 | lol eternium |
JWT155
03.07.12 | My 1% reference was more tongue in cheek reference in me being in the top 1% of sputnik but oh well... |
eternium
03.07.12 | The richer you are the less Jesus loves you. Fact. |
Aphrodisiac
03.07.12 | tarkus you dont pay any taxes you're like 12 |
Cells
03.07.12 | lol |
tarkus
03.07.12 | astute observation buddy |
KjSwantko
03.07.12 | Congratulations on your big boy job, now just remember not spell it cum when writing your analyses. |
TheFonz123
03.07.12 | I thought by 1 percent you meant you own part of 90 percent of the wealth and was gonna be so jelly. then again Im looking for a job so im still kind of jelly :( |
JWT155
03.07.12 | I'll try. I need to buy some more suits, slacks and fly as fuck clothes, essentially I want to look like a boss like Don Draper. |
andcas
03.07.12 | sell out |
JWT155
03.07.12 | Damn right |
FritzTheCat420
03.07.12 | Big bankers didn't wreck the economy or own 90% of the wealth. The economy was wrecked by the federal government, congress, the former president, the current president. Occupy Wall Street are some of the stupidest human beings on the planet. |
johnnyblaze
03.07.12 | i have a bigger dick and make more than you JWT...
also what does programming have to do with being a marketing analyst? kind of a weird combo |
BigHans
03.07.12 | congrats JWT. Fuck the unwashed masses. |
J0ckstrapsFTW
03.07.12 | "the richer you are the less Jesus loves you. Fact."
Fucking communist fag |
andcas
03.07.12 | I'm completely content with not being an over payed asshole at a corporate job. |
J0ckstrapsFTW
03.07.12 | I have super super super Christian friends who are successful business men who earn an honest living. I sincerely doubt that Jesus loves one less by their bank account. |
andcas
03.07.12 | tell that to the church collection every sunday. |
jlech
03.07.12 | Hooray for others in corporate world. I am in corporate finance as well, senior level only 3 years out of school . Weekly checks with commas are the shit! |
JWT155
03.07.12 | I'll be running regressions on mutual fund data, organizing them with trends both by region and by
investor data and I'll be pairing up data between multiple sources into single file sales instead of
multiple transactions on our data servers. |
J0ckstrapsFTW
03.07.12 | @andcas they donate a ton of money to their church... Suck it |
This Life is Genocide
03.07.12 | congrats man. in the process of securing a market analyst job myself |
johnnyblaze
03.07.12 | ic. when i think programming i think coding (software dev)... but you'll be using software, eh, if you wanna call yourself a programmer it makes you sound smart and chicks dig it. i'd do it. |
DallyLama
03.07.12 | what a horrible fucking list. congrads on the job |
JWT155
03.07.12 | I have a brief background in c++ and java but yea, I'll mostly just be using software. |
Inveigh
03.07.12 | congrats man, sounds like a sweet gig |
eternium
03.07.12 | "I sincerely doubt that Jesus loves one less by their bank account."
Jesus pretty much hated the rich. If you knew anything about Christianity you would know that. |
Inveigh
03.07.12 | in case you were wondering, eternium hates the rich too |
eternium
03.07.12 | I hate rich people who basically live as vampires sucking up the rest of our prosperity. I.E. General Electric spends more on lobbying the government than it pays in taxes. |
JWT155
03.07.12 | "Jesus pretty much hated the rich. If you knew anything about Christianity you would know that."
Ehhh not really, arguably tax collectors were the wealthiest citizens in most areas and he showed many of them compassion. If anything, it was the pharisees that Christ showed the most disdain for. Furthermore, I don't think Jesus "hated" anyone. |
J0ckstrapsFTW
03.07.12 | ^occupydumbass |
eternium
03.07.12 | Easier for a camel to fit in the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter heaven, blah blah blah. |
Inveigh
03.07.12 | i was just joshing you eternium |
JWT155
03.07.12 | Only josh.d can josh around |
TheFonz123
03.07.12 | o i didnt say big bankers owned 90% |
TheFonz123
03.07.12 | but 1 percent do own 90 percent of the wealth. the reason is becuase politicians need money to do things. So hence they will do whatever rich people want them to do becuase supporting the wealthy man's desires will get you the majority of money that's out there. Becuase decisions are dictated by the rich, they push politicians to make laws/decisions that will keep the rich rich, and the poor poor. The way things are done now, if you are part of the 1 percent I envy you becuase most likely you will stay in that percentage for a long time. |
iAmJosh
03.07.12 | i thought this list was gonna be about being a ginger, thumbs up if you agree. |
JWT155
03.07.12 | Gingers have no soul |
TheFonz123
03.07.12 | that's fucked up |
wabbit
03.07.12 | I thought the sputniker who could pass a drug test is what put you in the 1% |
Funeralopolis
03.07.12 | Fuck yea I am in marketing at university m/ |
JWT155
03.08.12 | I haven't smoked in a few months but I inhale second hand smoke daily from my room mate so I'm kinda worried. |
