JWT155
01.29.12 | List is music that was playing while titties were slapping my face. |
ShadowRemains
01.29.12 | a cheap fuck for me to laaaaaaaay |
Turtlestlker
01.29.12 | Did the tits match the quality of the music? |
wabbit
01.29.12 | we went to this "underground" one in montreal and my friend, who was incredibly drunk, ended up with two strippers 69ing on top of him while nickelback played. Little did any of us know (cause it sorta just started happening) that it was $100 a song. So it went on for 3 songs then these eastern european guys come asking him for $600 and he's like "WHAT!" and they say it's $100 a song and we're like "only three songs played" then they threated to beat the shit out of us if we didn't pay up.
...hope you had more fun. |
Relinquished
01.29.12 | "ended up with two strippers 69ing on top of him"
that's just a 69+9 |
Emim
01.29.12 | Strip clubs scare me.
I don't like showing off my body. |
Maniac!
01.29.12 | saw tits
made list |
JWT155
01.29.12 | The girls were actually really good. My best friend is getting married in June so it was kinda an unofficial bachelor party. The girls found out he was getting married, dragged him on stage and for 7 mins all 30 girls lined up and gave him a dance. At one point his back was against the stripping pole and two girls were see sawing over him on it. We also bought him a few lapdances. I miss Dakota already....
Joking aside, I could barely get a hard on because there were so many creepy old fucks. |
WeepingBanana
01.29.12 | never been to a strip club
never plan to |
JWT155
01.29.12 | It was fun but I don't plan on doing it again myself. |
eternium
01.29.12 | I want to go at some point but for the lulz. |
dammets
01.29.12 | How often do guys whip it out at strip clubs? |
JWT155
01.29.12 | The lulz are mostly at the creepy old fucks who only see tits, ass and pussy by going to a strip club. |
Acanthus
01.29.12 | "Joking aside, I could barely get a hard on because there were so many creepy old fucks."
Sounds about right. |
JWT155
01.29.12 | Yep, I plan on being married with kids at 50, not blowing Benjamins at the strip club. |
wabbit
01.29.12 | you gotta go once...it's a study in demographics |
JWT155
01.29.12 | I feel like living in a college town I'd have a descent selection of girls. |
Hopeland
01.29.12 | they played Korn?
that is fucked |
Acanthus
01.29.12 | My buddy was wanted for an opening as a strip club MC/DJ - the girls normally have their own music.
Some highlights included Tool, Marilyn Manson, etc. |
JWT155
01.29.12 | Yea, they played Freak on a Leash and now I remembered they played Tool too lol. Best part was the strip club had free beer. |
andcas
01.29.12 | my friend worked at one in portland. never been into one until I visited him and went into his job. I honestly didn't see the
big deal and left to go bar hopping. |
JWT155
01.29.12 | Is your friend at least 35, has grey hair and is outrageously obese because that was the stereotype of all the workers I saw. |
Alexcore
01.29.12 | strip clubs are gay |
andcas
01.29.12 | no. he's in his early 20's and looks like all my other friends. bartender job. |
Trebor17
01.29.12 | strip clubs sound really shitty |
Alexcore
01.29.12 | exactly |
Acanthus
01.29.12 | You can't at the club, but what they do on their own time however is up to them. |
EyeForAnEye
01.29.12 | What a shitty DJ. |
Deviant.
01.29.12 | Went to a strip club for a mate's birthday a few years back. It looked like someone had converted their garage into a club, one of the girls had trouble undoing the knot on her bikini (must have been a double knot), and at one point during a double set the girls stopped and started talking to each other. Probably comparing their infections |
KjSwantko
01.29.12 | hopefully the chicks were better than the music bro |
JWT155
01.30.12 | They were, I miss Kylee and Dakota... |
andcas
01.30.12 | if I were a dj at a strip club I would play ice cubes we be clubbin because ass. |
Shuyin
01.30.12 | strip clubs play shitty brazilian music here in Portugal
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andcas
01.30.12 | nothing sounds appealing about portugal and strip club next to each other. |
EyesWideShut
01.30.12 | strip clubs are cool. i havent been in a while but on my b-day i throw around $300 down and fuck a hot stripper. its kinda like a tradition, ya know. |
andcas
01.30.12 | what a waste of money. |
Timmons
01.30.12 | we went to this "underground" one in montreal and my friend, who was incredibly drunk, ended up with two strippers 69ing on top of him while nickelback played. Little did any of us know (cause it sorta just started happening) that it was $100 a song. So it went on for 3 songs then these eastern european guys come asking him for $600 and he's like "WHAT!" and they say it's $100 a song and we're like "only three songs played" then they threated to beat the shit out of us if we didn't pay up. [2] |
Shuyin
01.30.12 | andcas you need to try our food someday. |
Shuyin
01.30.12 | oh yeah, and we also have kalashnikov |
JWT155
01.30.12 | I spent $70 at the strip club i.e. $70 too much. |
Hawks
01.30.12 | Fuck yes 5 rules.
Anyways, I've always wanted to get my friends together and go to a strip club, but I'm cheap as fuck. |
omnipanzer
01.30.12 | "You can't at the club, but what they do on their own time however is up to them."
It's that kind of thinking that gets dudes in trouble. |
JWT155
01.30.12 | YUP Omni, can;t tell you how many old fucks blow thousands of dollars fantasizing that one day they'll touch their cock. |
