I was going to forgo doing a list today but cuz the fucking texans are playing the patriots this afternoon I figure I oughta. Anyways the fucking patriots are overrated as shit my prediction for this game is the fucking texans 34 points to the goddamn motherfucking patriots' 23 points. Write the bitch in stone cuz.
well they're not getting their ass kicked this time, and yeah it's a little early to walk back my prediction (but I'm a pussy) but shit the fucking texans look like the inferior team once again. I swear to god the fucking patriots are the most annoying football team but whatever, shit man.
I'm self-destructing here,
get ahold of yourself man!,
shit the texans suck and I can't even complain about all the pass interference that's going uncalled by both the patriots offense and defense after that abominably shitty forward progress call on the fumble.