|the cap'n jazz one won't work|
|YOUR MOUTH IS LIKE A GRENADE|
|SHE HAS NICE ASS. I'D TITFUCK HER ASS.|
BECAUSE YOU DON'T THINK THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL SOUNDS LIKE CHEWBACA TAKING A SHIT. "wookie call"
idk there's so many
|dude whats up with your picture? it reminds me of pokemon, but at the same time i dont recognize the thing in the middle as a pokemon. hmm.|
|dude it's venusaur!|
and that little thing it says is funny
|if you can't recognize a venasaur then you pretty much don't deserve to talk about pokemon|
|lame man lame im more of a blastoise kind of guy anyway|
|DON'T SAY ANOTHER WORD YOU'VE CROSSED THE LINE|
|To be fair venusaur has way more shit on his head and body that make him more easily identifiable than his face. I'm either for number 8 or Fuck salt. Also check out some Glassjaw! Worship and Tribute preferably. Not similar to this list but I saw you had UN as a 5 but no GJ.|
|A few of my favorites are |
*loud noise* WHAT WAS THAT!? Your son just fell down the stairs! WELL TELL HIM TO QUIT IT!"
"Dad can we have Captain Crunch cereal today? FUCK YOU KID YOU'RE A DICK! please? FAGGOT!"
"WHO WRINKLED MY RANDY TRAVIS POSTER,PISSED IN THE SEAT AND HID MY KEYS!?"
"LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT A PORCUPINE BALLS THEY'RE SMALL AND THEY DON'T GIVE A SHIT!"
"hello? Yes I tried your colgate toothpaste the one with tartar control AND IT MADE ME FEEL LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!"
There is soooooo many.Did you see the Fear Before the March of Flames Tourettes Guy commercial?
|yes! a great commercial for a great album|
haha i love that guy
and he's not dead
just like tupac
i just havent been able to get into glassjaw to be honest...but i dont have that album so ill check it out thanks
|YOU CAN'T DO SHIT WITH YOUR BALLS|
|It took me a lot longer than i expected to get into that album too actually, but it was gifted to me so i listened to it until I liked it, then i loved it. |
Maybe check out murder by death- who will survive and what will be left of them, it's an indie rock opera that on its surface seems plain, but when you listen closely it's one of the most lovable albums of all time IMO.
|why thank you good sir.|
|Yeah np. I'd try to rec more but I don't really have much that's similar to this list (or else i havent heard the albums on it) and I either don't have similar things to your top rated albums or everything I would rec you already have it seems. GL though if you check out that MBD album.|
|RONALD MCGODDAMN DONALD!|
|he was a long-legged, pissed-off puerto rican|
|I'D KILL MYSELF TOO IF MY LAST NAME WAS COMBS!!!!!!!!!!!!|
|"yes. I tried your colgate toothpaste.... the one with tartar control...... and it made me feel LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT!!!!!"|
|Hey dad, want some licorice?|
Come on, you'll like it!
Just try it.
Gave me a fucking seizure.