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Worst Producers In Heavy Music

I want to kill these three people. They ruin CD's for me and I wish they would just stop unloading their robotic, shitty sounding records to the public. Producers in descriptions of CD's I'm currently digging
3Glass Casket
Desperate Man's Diary


Steve Evetts. You suck. Listen to new Architects, or A New Hope by Vanna, or Where Myth Fades To Legend by Alesana. Your drums sound like you are punching cardboard with a hammer, your guitar tones are thin and your bass is non-existant. You definitely have more respect from me than Joey or Cameron but still...you are so overrated.
2Like Moths To Flames
Sweet Talker


Cameron Mizell. Oh my god. Fucking stop. Listen to the opening drum fill of "[&] Delinquents" by Woe, Is Me and TRY to contain your laughter/urges to beat the shit out of your speakers with a shovel. Literarily the only passable sounding CD you have done Cameron is With Ears To See And Eyes To Hear by Sleeping With Sirens. Oh, and your collaboration with Joey Sturgis on new I See Stars is EXACTLY what the world needs. We really need to reach a new level of digital sounding shit. Those guys should seriously talk to George Lucas about a remake of Attack Of The Clones. Fuck you both.
1Underoath
Define The Great Line


Joey Sturgis. Believe it or not, he is actually getting worse. Listen to new Asking Alexandria or even Emmure. Joey, I can't stand your direct-in, thin, shitty sounding guitar tones. I can't stand your triggered drums that have somehow managed to stay the exact same for every band you have recorded in the last two years. I can't stand your constant reverse reverb snare hits, your layering to hell of vocals, and your lack of bass in every CD you shit out. STOP. PRODUCING. BANDS. YOU. FUCK.
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